Santa banta - Joke time

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Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally
writes a love letter to her: " I luv u sister ."



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Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against
mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long!



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Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai?
Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.



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Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the
flag. Guess what did he ask next...
Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.



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Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?



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Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?



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Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money.



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Santa: I'm a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What's he studying?"
San at: He's not studying, they are studying him!



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Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.



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What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi



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Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhne wala gadha.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.



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Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes
first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!



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