Wrestling Empire Cast

[Chris Richard]

The Wrestling Empire is a civilization of wrestling in the Jermaverse. It takes place in the game Wrestling Empire developed by MDickie, and features several prominent wrestling federations.

In this alternate reality of June 2021, Jerma started his wrestling career as a promising rookie in Wrestling School. He was first welcomed by Coach Emerson, who immediately threw him into a match with fellow student Tall Order (ironic for such a small man). Jerma was able to pin Tall Order despite the intervention of Blonde Blunder against him - however, Coach Emerson suddenly announced that the match had to be restarted. Confused, Jerma exited the ring and blew himself up with a stick of dynamite. This allowed Blonde Blunder to put him in a chokehold, demanding that he accept his challenge to a match on the 4th of July. Enraged, Jerma grabbed a baseball bat to vent his frustrations on Coach Emerson and Tall Order, leading to him being disqualified and Blonde Blunder launching him out of the ring.

Jerma's match with Blonde Blunder was abruptly rescheduled to the third week of July instead. In the match Jerma was completely defeated, and his popularity was quickly draining. Suddenly, wrestling legend Danny Might passed away in his sleep, leading to a charity match being organized with Jerma scheduled to participate.

Soon after, Jerma was approached by Rising Sun Puroresu with a contract proposition. Unsatisfied with the contract, Jerma attempted to barter, but the agent was annoyed by his insistence and instead rescinded the deal. After this disappointment, Jerma was approached by his friend Shmoke, who offered to sabotage his next opponent for him in order to get him an edge. Jerma accepted.

That August, Jerma got ready to face industry pro Slasher Sweeney in a heavily-televised match. However, he had forgotten that it was supposed to be a charity match in honor of Danny Might's passing, and was horrified that Shmoke sabotaged Sweeney before such a wholesome event. Jerma was still outmatched by Sweeney despite this, frustrating Coach Emerson so much that he entered the ring to save him. This angered the ref, making the two get into a fistfight off-stage. Finally, Jerma was able to pin Sweeney and win his first-ever match.

The following match was a four-man elimination between Jerma, Needles, Driver 88, and world champion Whack Ax. Jerma got the mic and attempted to intimidate Whack Ax, but someone threw a weight at his face during the speech. As for the match, he attempted to stay out of the fire in order to survive until the last minute against his pro opponents. Thanks to this dishonorable strategy (plus the steroids), Jerma was able to outlast Needles and even eliminate Whack Ax, leaving him alone with Driver 88. After a long battle Jerma defeated him too, winning the entire exhibition.

This amazing victory earned him the respect of his fellow students, as Matt Black asked Jerma to assist at ringside during a match of his own against Berlaine. Jerma's underhanded assistance and a slow-witted referee allowed Black to cinch a win. He was also approached by another wrestler to help deal with their arrogant colleague Bully Demise, but Jerma refused in order to rest.

Jerma's next match was a sumo contest against Tommy Hawk. Due to not understanding the rules and the sudden intervention of Hawk's agent, Jerma was ejected from the ring and lost the match. Possibly karma for his own misdeeds.

The next week, Coach Emerson requested Jerma to help commentate an upcoming match. There Jerma instantly became bored, jumping off the desk and attacking his co-commentator just to feel something. However, he quickly got over it and was excited by Jerma's prowess. Jerma then faced David Hybrow in a last man standing match, which became a grueling battle. He used a folding chair to beat Hybrow into submission and win.

Coach Emerson called Jerma into his office, congratulating his strength but warning that he lacked technicality and that if he didn't get his skills up soon he would be expelled from the school. In response to this, Jerma rushed to get stronger steroids from his colleagues.

The next bout was a rematch against Tommy Hawk, who exposed Jerma as a steroid-abuser just before the match. Jerma was able to defeat his opponent, but after a couple weeks Jerma was actually pitted against Hawk yet again. The referee was aware of this and offered to bend the rules for him for a bribe, which Jerma relented. This allowed him to win with relative ease, but Hawk knew what was up and warned the ref to watch his back.

And yet again, Jerma was scheduled to face Tommy Hawk. This time an interloper from Hawk's federation, Duke Miniman, appeared to announce his resignation and challenge Hawk one last time, resulting in the two facing off while Jerma watched from the sidelines. A commentator also entered the ring for extra chaos, and it went on for so long that the fight was declared inconclusive. Afterwards Tall Order approached Jerma and offered to be his mentor and manager, but he refused, leading to Tall Order forming a vendetta against him.

Jerma's next challenge was yet another Tommy Hawk rematch, but this time tag-team doubles; Jerma had Shmoke on his side, while Hawk had Lucy Lakes. The contest quickly devolved into chaos as usual, and while Shmoke faced Hawk, Jerma was pinned by Lakes and lost. He began to suspect that Shmoke had been paid off by Tall Order to throw the match.

Fittingly enough, Jerma was eventually set up against Shmoke. The two had a loud confrontation in the ring, with Shmoke accusing Jerma of throwing instead. Shmoke was absolutely destroyed in the ensuing battle, leaving Jerma the victor but also now alone. Jerma faced Outback in a cage match and lost very quickly. He then referee'd for a Bully Demise match, finding that his passion for the sport was beginning to wane. He decided that he would take a backseat for a while, no longer wanting to incur the wrath of fellow wrestlers while trapped in Wrestling School.

Mr. Satan began his wrestling career in Wrestling School as well. His introductory match was against Duke Miniman, who had aged 30 years since his last appearance. Mr. Satan was able to pin his senior opponent with little trouble, showing great promise as a wrestling star.

The next match was against fellow student Tate Madison, but Mr. Satan had his eyes set on another prize: the undergrad Wrestling School champion, Score Benz. He publicly issued a warning to Benz, but Madison was tired of being ignored and quickly rushed him. Satan turned the tables and defeated Madison, but he challenged him to restart the match to prove his strength. Satan did just that, somehow establishing him as a heel to the fans.

Mr. Satan got his wish in his next four-man elimination bout, which had him up against the newbie Samson, the veteran Duke Miniman, and the undergrad champion Score Benz. Benz voiced the unfairness of having to defend his title from three people at once, but was willing to fight. Surprisingly, Benz was the first to be eliminated, followed by Miniman, leaving Satan to defeat Samson and become the new undergrad champion. After the match, Benz attempted to bury the hatchet with Mr. Satan and form an alliance, but he refused. This made their relationship sour further.

Because of his coveted title, Mr. Satan began facing many challengers such as Hard Gainer and even Score Benz again, still bitter over his loss. Upon facing Crucial Kennedy, Satan realized that the only real threat to his title was himself. Curious about what would happen if he started stacking the tables in their table match, Satan stacked three tables on top of each other and climbed to the top. However, he slipped and fell through them all, which technically resulted in a self-elimination and his own defeat.

Unfortunately, Mr. Satan had already scheduled a title bout against Roland Weiner after this, which made their confrontation awkward but Satan still won. He even injured Weiner in the match, which got him in some trouble, but made up for it with a charity match against Manny Quinn (despite the chaos caused by Coach Emerson).

Impressed with his progress, Rising Sun Puroresu contacted Mr. Satan to make a deal - he would be paid handsomely but only as enhancement talent, meant to lose every match and make other wrestlers look good. Satan couldn't let this stand, so he compromised by giving up creative control instead. A deal was struck and Satan officially signed on with Rising Sun.

Soon after Mr. Satan's recruitment, Shmoke tragically passed away. Satan participated in a memorial match dedicated to Shmoke, facing off against Shane Asterix and winning. He then fought the sinister Mutox in a special match where the victor would be permitted a title fight against the Super Junior Champion of Rising Sun, Thunder Tiger. Unfortunately, Satan lost the match and missed his chance at glory.

Mr. Satan's next challenge was Snake Suzuki in a red light match, whom he defeated with little effort. For it he received a $1000 bonus, and he got an invitation to go drinking with some fellow wrestlers. He had a good time, but it also got him tuckered out for his next match: a tag-team bout versus Tower Misawa and Buttermonk, with his manager Motorola Chan fighting by his side. Due to being hungover and confused by the rules (and having his manager as his partner), Satan was overpowered and lost.[1]

Mr. Satan participated in a charity match against Vulture, defeating him with a stick of dynamite that cost him $200 in damages. However, the victory also gave Mr. Satan an opportunity to make a new contract and be cast in a Hollywood feature film. Literally seconds after signing, the executives decided that they wanted to cut Satan's new pay that they had just agreed on. Satan was rightfully outraged by this proposition, but his refusal to comply led to him getting booted from Rising Sun Puroresu and sent back to Wrestling School.

His first match back in Wrestling School was against his old rival Score Benz, who taunted Mr. Satan for his contract falling through. Satan was sure to quickly dispose of him. The next match was a tag-team doubles match, wherein Satan teamed up with Vendetta to face Tall Order and Blonde Blunder. Compelled by the universe to avenge his predecessor Jerma, Satan critically injured Blonde Blunder's leg and pinned him to end the match.

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