a crane operator

[Yahya hoca]

ingilizeCi is on the Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/pages/ingilizceCi/203915793214?ref=mf   A bear walks into a pub and orders a pint of lager and a ham sandwich. The landlord looks at him and says, "But you're a bear". "I see your eyes are working", replies the bear. "And you talk!" exclaims the landlord. "I see your ears are working", says the bear, "Now can I have my beer and my sandwich please?". "I'm working on the building site across the road", explains the bear. Then the bear drinks his beer, eats his sandwich and leaves. This continues for 2 weeks. Then one day the circus comes to town. The ring leader of the circus comes into the pub and the landlord says to him, "You're with the circus aren't you?, I know  a bear that would be just brilliant in your circus, he talks, drinks beer and everything!". "Sounds marvellous", says the ring leader, "get him to give me a call". So the next day when the bear comes into the pub the landlord says, "Hey Mr. Bear, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money!". "Yeah?", says the bear, "Sounds great, where is it?". "At the circus", says the landlord. "The circus?", the bear enquires. "That's right", replies the landlord. "The circus?. That place with the big tent?. With all the animals? With the big canvas roof with the hole in the middle", asks the bear. "That's right!", says the landlord. The bear looks confused, "What on earth would they want with a crane operator?"   ingilizceCi: a little more than mere teaching