THE F-SHACK GOES MOBILE: BAR TOUR

[Hunter Goga]

To quote the wise Rebecca Martinson, "If you just opened this like I told you to, tie yourself down to whatever chair you’re sitting in, because this email is going to be a rough fucking ride."

But not really....

Anyway, as you all know, Saturday is our bar tour and has the potential to be the most epic, abusive, and sloppy bar tour of all time!!  

In order to meet the needs of everyone, we will be kicking it off at 2pm at Cafe!  

Here's the full line up...

-Cafe (2pm meet time)

-Skellar (for food)

-Mad Mex

-The Phyrst (happy hour doe)

-The Gaff (to watch Ellie (and probably everyone else) get kicked out)

IMPORTANT: If you order a shirt for the bar tour you owe Ellie $15.15.  She will take checks or cash for said shirt.  Ellie will be in the HUB for most of the day tomorrow to collect and if you cannot make it, you can give it to her Saturday when you arrive.  She was overheard saying that she doesn't care if you "SOR her she will fucking assault you if you don't pay her"  Her words, not mine.

Get excited to spend the day together, eat a big breakfast, bring your sweet shades, rip your sleeves off your shirt, and let's get reckless.  In the meantime, please enjoy the following drinking gifs.

FTAlcohol,

Tour the Bars,

Planning Committee

P.S.  The planning committee will most likely meeting beforehand to start some breakfast boozing (potentially on Old Main lawn) for those interested.

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Hunter Goga
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2013 Penn State IFC/Panhellenic Dance Marathon
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[Kevin Dougherty]

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Kevin Dougherty

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