TIC LIVE this Sunday at Fireworks!

[Mr Davies]

To Whom It May Concern,

If ever there was a time for concern, it is now. Between busy holiday
schedules, feeding the world's needy, and maxing out credit cards like
you were Len Bozak, we sometimes forget the plight of the Jazz
Musician. Amongst society's downtrodden, the Jazz Musician is a truly
pathetic sight, often stooping as low as playing jazzy versions of
Christmas tunes THIS SUNDAY AT FIREWORKS! IN CORVALLIS! Please, do
your part. Show your support. Your donation of time and dinner THIS
SUNDAY AT FIREWORKS! IN CORVALLIS can help a Jazz Musician continue to
play. Because, if they didn't play then all you'd have to listen to
is KOOL 99.1. And you would go crazy.

Save yourself from crazy. Come see the infallible collective THIS
SUNDAY AT FIREWORKS! IN CORVALLIS! It's the second-most humane thing
you can do*.

Sincerely,

Brian Gallagher, for Jazz Musicians THIS SUNDAY AT FIREWORKS! IN
CORVALLIS!

* The first-most humane thing you can do is shoot the radio in every
receptionists' office in the state. But that's generally not legal
and reflects poorly on the giving community.