Funny Definitions Part I

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Funny Definitions Part I

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School:   A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
 
 Life  Insurance:   A contract that keeps you  poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
 
 Nurse:   A person who wakes you up to  give you sleeping pills.
 
 Marriage:  It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelors degree  and a woman gains her masters.
 
 Divorce:  Future tense of Marriage.
 
 Tears: The  hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
 Conference:  The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

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