Mario Kart Wii Black

[Berk Boyraz]

HelloMy name is Sarah Ribbons. I am 28 years old and I was born on October 17, 1990. I used to live in a happy neighborhood in New Jersey, but not anymore. I also used to have an older brother, who cared so much about me and always stood up for me, but he died 7 years ago. What happened to him? How did he die? Did it have something to do with why I had to leave New Jersey? The story I'm about to tell you will give you all the answers.

Before we handed it to the cashier, I took a good look at the game. The game was called "Mario Kart: Black" and the box art cover depicted a clown-looking Mario with his cap on fire standing in front of a pitch black background. It reminded me of Twisted Metal: Black on the PS2. On the bottom of the picture was the Nintendo Logo and the Rated-M symbol. I looked at the back of the box and there was white text saying: "Are you ready for a challenge? Give Mario Kart: Black a spin, and see what you're made of!"

Our parents were at work, so Jacob suggested that we tried out our new game. But I didn't think it was a good idea since I was having that feeling that something bad was going to happen. We went into Jacob's room, inserted the disc (which was a blank disc with the phrase "mario kart black" written on it in a permanent black marker) and started up the Wii. I noticed 2 strange things.

Firstly, the start up icon for the game (the thing that you see when you've inserted a Wii game on the menu) was a completely black screen. Secondly, when Jacob touched the icon with his Wii Remote, there was no intro. It was still a completely black screen with no music or sounds coming from it. He then pressed Start and then the game started.

Laughing noises were heard and blood splatted all over the black screen, scaring Jacob a bit. It then cut to the title screen, which looked pretty disturbing. It depicted Mario with the EXACT same appearance he had on the front cover of the game, standing in front of an explosion. Above the creepy plumber was the name of the game which was "Mario Kart: Black" and disturbing music was playing.

Now things are starting to confuse me even more. Jacob thinks the game is a parody of Twisted Metal: Black, but I think the game is either possessed by demons or was sent to this world by itself to torture those who found it.

When Jacob pressed the start button on his Wii Remote, there was only one mode in the game: Single Player. No Multiplayer. Just Single Player. As he selected it, the screen went to the Single Player selection screen, which had 3 options:

"I feel bad for Mario. Poor plumber." Jacob said like he cared. We saw Mario driving while crying in such sadness for about 30 seconds, then we saw a sign that said "TURN BACK NOW" written in red letters. Then Mario stopped, and he was still in tears. Jacob then found out that he was able to control Mario again, and as soon as he did, Jacob told me something about that sign.

It then cut to the bad ending of Mario Kart 64 players would witness if they lost in a Grand Prix. Mario, who now looked messed up in his Wild Wing, was there watching Bowser, Wario and Donkey Kong standing on the winner's podium. 10 seconds later, Mario drove over the hill as a Bob-Omb followed him and exploded, causing blood to splatter everywhere with another scream from Mario as the screen goes purple.

The screen kept flashing orange and purple over and over as the word "MURDER" gets larger and larger. When it got too big for the screen, the phrase disappeared and the Merry Go Round theme from Super Mario 64 played along with creepy images of Mario characters.

That was when Jacob had had enough. He grabbed the power cord to the Wii and unplugged it from the socket. As it got unplugged, the TV shut off. Jacob grabbed the Wii and threw it across the room as it smashed to pieces. He was still terrified.

My older brother, who always stood up for me, who always cared about me, and who always liked to play and do enjoyable things with me, is dead. And it was because of this living demonic italian plumber from the game that we just played. I ran as fast as I could with tears falling down my face, knowing that "Mario" was already after me.

I decided to go to the same GameStop that Jacob and I bought the game from. While hiding there, I noticed that the same cashier from before was still there. So I went over to ask him how that game got in the store, and why Nintendo would make such an awful game.

"Excuse me, sir," I said to the cashier, "Can you explain to me how this game called Mario Kart: Black got here? Me and my brother played it and it became a living nightmare. It's already killed my brother." The cashier froze as he recognized me from before.

"Because, I've played it before with a couple of friends," The cashier respond, "BUT IT WAS PRETTY DARN TERRIBLE BECAUSE IT KILLED MY FRIENDS!!!" He yelled, while sobbing loudly, which made everybody in the store stop what they were doing for a moment and stare at us talk.

My name is Sarah, and I am 17 years old. I used to live in my happy neighborhood in New Jersey, but not anymore. In fact, I also used to have an Older Brother, who cares so much about me and always stands up for me, but he died 4 years ago. What happened to him? How did he die? Does it have something to do with why you have to leave New Jersey? The Story I'm about to tell you will give you all the answers.

It all started way back in 2009, when it my Older Brother's (I won't reveal his real name, so let's just called him Jacob) 21st Birthday. My Brother just got a Nintendo Wii for his Birthday. He was surprised he got the Black-Colored Wii Console, which is great since it holds more data than the Original White ones. However, our parents said there weren't any Wii Games that came along with it, which was odd, so they gave us some money to buy some as I come along with Jacob to GameStop (Since they're the best source of finding games that you wanna buy).

When we arrived at the closest GameStop, I notice that there were hundreds of Wii Games to choose from. From Mario to Zelda to Pokmon to First-Person Shooters, Jacob and I started searching around for the perfect Wii Game to start with. 4 Minutes later, I was looking for Mario Games and Jacob was looking for Rated-M (For Mature) games. And, in amusement, I found the perfect game for Jacob's new Wii.

The game appeared to be a Mario Game and it was called Mario Kart Wii. I remembered playing Mario Kart 64 when I was a little kid and Jacob always beats me in a race. But that was the past. With Mario Kart Wii, that is not going to happen. I will show Jacob what I'm made of when I show him this. I'll show him who's going to be the one losing all the time. So I ran to Jacob and showed him the game, and when I did, he laughed.

He showed me a Mario Game that has a Rated-M on it. I think it's very weird, because I don't think Nintendo had ever made a game with a Rated-M on it. And normally, our Parents wouldn't let us play Rated-M games, and the games we're supposed to look for are ones that we can play together. Another thing is that Jacob loves games that are Rated-M which are, in other words, zombie-killing, shooting Games, games with drugs, bloods, and of course, some hardcore language. But as a 17-year old girl, I am willing to have the guts to play this game Jacob is talking about. I agree with Jacob that we should buy this game.

Before we handed it to the Cashier, I took a good look at the game. It was called "Mario Kart: Black" (Probably a Mario Kart game) and the Box Art Cover depicted a Zombie-Looking-Mario with his Cap on caught on fire on a Pitch Black background and on the bottom of the picture was the Nintendo Logo and the Rated-M Symbol. I looked in the back of the Box and there was nothing but 2 Phrases that said "Suicide" and "Murder" in big bloody letters.

I gave the Cashier the game, and when I did, the Cashier started shaking, like he was scared of what I gave him. The Cashier tried to calm down, but wouldn't stop shaking. I tried to ask if Nintendo really did made this game, which made the Cashier shake even more.

Our parents were at work, so Jacob suggested that we try out our new Mario Kart game, though I don't think it's a good idea since I'm having that feeling that something bad is going to happen, as we head to his bedroom. When we inserted the disc (Which was a blank disc with the phrase "Mario Kart Black" written on a Permanent Black Marker) and started up the Wii. I noticed 2 strange things. 1. The Start-Up Icon for the game (The thing that you see when you inserted a Wii Game) was a completely black screen. 2. When we touched the Icon with the Wiimotes, there was no intro. It was still a completely black screen with no music or sounds coming from it. I then pressed start and then the game started.

While laughing noises were added and blood was splatted all over the black screen, Scaring Jacob a bit. It then cut to the Title Screen, which looked pretty gruesome. It depicted Mario and Luigi killing each other with knives, cutting each other apart. Above the slaughtered plumbers was the name of the game which was "Mario Kart Black" and disturbing music was playing.

"Who cares?" Jacob answered like if he really didn't care. "This is the best game ever! It does looked like that Mario Kart Wii game I played with my friends last week, but I looks like its goddamn hacked or a mod. But you still need to admit, this is awesome."

Now things are starting to confuse me even more. Jacob thinks the game is a hacked version of Mario Kart Wii, but I think the game is either possessed by Demons or was sent to this world by itself to torture those who find it.

When I pressed start on my Wii Mote, there was only mode in the game...Single Player. No Multiplayer, no Nintendo WFC, no Mario Kart Channel...Just Single Player as I pressed it. When we made it to the Single Player Screen, it was another black screen (Like the ones from before) with 2 options on it. We can either "Enter Hell" or "...." Both options were written in dried-blood crimson letters.

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