Out From the Woods

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Umedia T. Durgen

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May 18, 2016, 10:51:11 PM5/18/16

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So to recap 300, not 200 girls were kidnapped from school and enslaved by Boko Haram, who are nowhere near as related to Bozo the clown as their name suggests.

This in turn sparked a "white-house meeting", you could feel the boko bozo's trembling.

http://www.csmonitor.com/World/Africa/Africa-Monitor/2014/0325/Boko-Haram-insurgency-causes-sparks-at-White-House-meeting-News-report

This lead to Ms Obama carrying around a sign saying "give us back our girls" escalating all the way to I believe ,"instragram". This got Susan Rice going cause fuck, death in Africa, that's her thing.

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2014/05/us-wont-rule-out-more-military-help-in-nigeria-susan-rice-says/

Susan, after reviewing the military options said, "Fuck this, may God have mercy on our souls, but I'm taking.this shit to twitter"

https://lockerdome.com/thinkprogress.org/7526887605935380"

Boko meanwhile suffered from an CAPTCHA related incident and issued intent to kidnap Turning only to discover he was both gay and dead. This caused the kind of depression only sweet young school girls can resolve.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_OQfvKwUlg

Then this shit happened, and really what the fuck? I have no idea what the fuck this is about:

http://www.cknnigeria.com/2014/03/12-northern-governors-blame-goodluck-on.html

Anyway, here we are in 2016 and the 200 girls are back in the news. I think that other 100 spun off to a TV series or some such. One of the girls walked out of the woods with a baby and a "husband". She was declared "rescued" by Susan Rice, Ms Obama was happy to be able to put down that damn sign and the other girls are clearly all happily married and living happy ever after.

Chalk up another win for Susan, for the Obama administration and the power of social media. Boko is doing fine with an unexpected recruitment of Child Soldiers, all the dudes in 10 Years After have died and the Democratic Party Platform is centred on Women's rights.

I shit you not in any of this....