Fwd: Fw: \\\TechnocratZ/// they can do it.....Fully ID cardsystem......... real cool..............!!!!!

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NaiNitA --- On Thu, 6/8/09, hrishikesh shidhaye <hshi...@yahoo.co.in> wrote: From: hrishikesh shidhaye <hshi...@yahoo.co.in> Subject: Fwd: Nandan can do it.....Fully ID cardsystem......... real cool..............!!!!! To: "Aabha Kiran Barve" <aabha...@yahoo.com>, "Abhay Powle" <apo...@gmail.com>, "Abhijan Mujumder" <buch...@gmail.com>, "Abhinav Prasad" <thisis...@hotmail.com>, "Abhisheh Biswas" <abhishek_...@yahoo.co.in>, "Abhishek Ghosh" <abhishek...@rediffmail.com>, "abhishek kar" <mitun_a...@yahoo.com>, "aditya joshi" <aditya_...@yahoo.co.in>, "aishwarya k" <aishu_...@yahoo.co.in>, "Akshay Anantraman" <akshay_w...@yahoo.co.uk>, "aman sharma" <aman...@yahoo.co.uk>, "amey natu" <daredev...@yahoo.co.in>, "amit sonar" <amitgo...@yahoo.com>, "amol arun nerlekar" <nerlek...@yahoo.co.in>, "amruta welankar" <amruta....@gmail.com>, "anand pradhan" <pradhan...@rediffmail.com>, "Anil Nagpal" <nagpal...@gmail.com>, "anirban guha" <invinc...@yahoo.co.in>, "anish" <anish_ni...@yahoo.com>, "ankur dey tarafdar" <deytarafd...@rediffmail.com>, "anupam attal" <anupam...@yahoo.com>, "anurag Jain" <anug...@yahoo.co.in>, "apoorva k" <apoor...@yahoo.co.in>, "archana ghangrekar" <cinema...@rediffmail.com>, "arun varma" <arun_...@yahoo.co.in>, "arvind" <arvin...@yahoo.co.in>, "Arvind" <arvin...@gmail.com>, "atul chitale" <atulc...@yahoo.com>, "Avik Mukherjee" <avikmuk...@yahoo.co.in>, "avishek ray" <schumi...@yahoo.co.in>, "chetan patil" <che...@rediffmail.com>, "chinmay naik" <naik_c...@yahoo.com>, "debjit chatterjee" <debje...@yahoo.com>, "Debmalya Ghosh" <debmal...@yahoo.co.in>, "deepanwaita datta" <deepa_...@yahoo.co.in>, "digvijay singh chauhan" <singh.digvi...@gmail.com>, "gaurav olkar" <gaurav_co...@yahoo.com>, "Harshal Patankar" <harshalp...@yahoo.com>, "Jayashree venkatesan" <iwanna...@yahoo.com>, "juili dandekar" <jui1...@yahoo.co.in>, "kaustbh vaze" <kaust...@gmail.com>, "Kedar Bodas" <kedar...@gmail.com>, "Ketaki Kolhatkar" <ketaki_k...@rediffmail.com>, "khilan haria" <haria...@rediffmail.com>, "krishna mohan gupta" <krishna...@yahoo.com>, "kshipra gharpure" <kship...@yahoo.co.in>, "lalit bafna" <bafna.l...@gmail.com>, "Manali Datta Roy" <manal...@yahoo.co.in>, "manisha kashelkar" <m_kas...@yahoo.com>, "Manoj Mahure" <manojp...@yahoo.co.in>, "mithilesh khadekar" <kmithil...@yahoo.com>, "mohit thatte" <mau3...@yahoo.com>, "nabha kumathekar" <nabh...@yahoo.co.in>, "nainita ghag" <nayu74...@yahoo.co.in>, "narendra kumar yadav" <nandu_...@yahoo.com>, "ninad nerkar" <kipint...@gmail.com>, "nishad banodkar" <nishadb...@yahoo.co.in>, "nitin dangwal" <nitin_...@yahoo.com>, "nrupa kumathekar" <nrup...@yahoo.com>, "pallav datta" <palla...@yahoo.com>, "Pallav Datta" <theater....@gmail.com>, "partha mohanti" <wack...@yahoo.co.in>, "Prathamesh Dhole" <prathame...@rediffmail.com>, "Priyanka Doshi" <pink_a...@yahoo.co.in>, "rahul tyagi" <rahultya...@yahoo.com>, "Rahul Kumar Singh" <rahul_b...@yahoo.com>, "Rajas Mahajan" <rm_coo...@yahoo.com>, "Rajas R. Mahajan" <rm_de...@yahoo.com>, "Ramakrishna Majumder" <ramu...@gmail.com>, "Ramakrishna Majumder" <ramakrishn...@yahoo.com>, "Ramkumar" <ram_a...@yahoo.com>, "rangeen brc" <sher...@gmail.com>, "richie abraham" <richie...@gmail.com>, "Rishikesh Limaye" <limayer...@yahoo.co.in>, "Rohan sunil Thatte" <thatte...@yahoo.co.in>, "rohan shinde" <s_roh...@yahoo.co.in>, "rohit mehta" <just_m...@yahoo.co.in>, "samir deshpande" <sameer_des...@yahoo.co.in>, "santosh bhopale" <santosh...@gmail.com>, "sayali kulkarni" <saya_phy...@yahoo.co.in>, "sheetal amod agashe" <sheetal....@gmail.com>, "shilpa narsian" <shilpa...@gmail.com>, "shreyas bhoumik" <raja_s...@yahoo.co.in>, "shriram shidhaye" <sshi...@hotmail.com>, "Shriram Shidhaye" <shriram...@gmail.com>, "Shweta Puntambekar" <shweta...@yahoo.com>, "shyam mohan" <smkvn...@yahoo.co.in>, "soubhik mishra" <soubhik_...@rediffmail.com>, "soumyadeep rakshit" <a_fa...@rediffmail.com>, "Sudarshan Patankar" <sudarsha...@gmail.com>, "sunita shidhaye" <sunita_...@yahoo.co.in>, "Suresh Shidhaye" <sureshs...@yahoo.com>, "sushil narsian" <sushil...@gmail.com>, susmi...@yahoo.com, "Tanmay tewari" <tan...@gmail.com>, "tushar satpute" <satput...@yahoo.com>, "uday sohoni" <uday...@yahoo.com>, "vaibhav singhal" <vni...@yahoo.co.in>, "Valmik Mirani" <valmik...@rediffmail.com>, "Vijay Shidhaye" <vshi...@rediffmail.com>, "Vikash Agrawal" <sacvik...@yahoo.co.in>, "Vishakha Shidhaye" <visha...@rediffmail.com>, "vishal patil" <vishal...@yahoo.com>, "Yogesh Athale" <yoges...@yahoo.com>, "शुभानन गांगल" <ganga...@gmail.com> Date: Thursday, 6 August, 2009, 6:25 PM *Dont ask for what you desire, but what you deserve; 'cause you deserve much more than what you desire.* *This is real cool. When we all have the UID card this could be one such conversation… .* *Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your..." Customer: "Heloo, can I order.." Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose ID card number first, Sir?" Customer: "It's he..., hold........ ..on..... .889861356102049 998-45-54610" Operator : "OK... You're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jal Vayu. Your home number is 22678893, your office 25076666 and your mobile is 09869798888. Which number are you calling from now Sir?" Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers? Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir" Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..." Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir" Customer: "How come?" Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir" Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?" Operator : "Try our Low Fat Pizza. You'll like it" Customer: "How do you know for sure?" Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir" Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?" Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 05, Sir. The total is Rs 500.00" Customer: "Can I pay by! Credit card?" Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank Rs 23,000.75 since October last year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir.." Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives" Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today" Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?" Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your Nano Car..." Customer: " What!" Operator : "According to the details in system ,you own a Nano car,...registration number GZ-05-AB-1107. ." Customer: " ????" Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?" Customer: "Nothing... By the way... Aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?" Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic....... ... " Customer: #$$^%&$@$% ^ (abuse) Operator : "Better watch your language Sir.. Remember on 15th July 2010 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman... ?" Customer: [Faints] * [image: Yahoo! Groups]<http://in.groups.yahoo.com/;_ylc=X3oDMTJlMHZmM2hmBF9TAzk3NDkwNDgxBGdycElkAzIwNTM1MjcyBGdycHNwSWQDMTcyMDA4MDU3NgRzZWMDZnRyBHNsawNnZnAEc3RpbWUDMTI0ODc3ODMyNQ--> Change settings via the Web<http://in.groups.yahoo.com/group/nmimsfbm2007-09/join;_ylc=X3oDMTJncWxtbGtrBF9TAzk3NDkwNDgxBGdycElkAzIwNTM1MjcyBGdycHNwSWQDMTcyMDA4MDU3NgRzZWMDZnRyBHNsawNzdG5ncwRzdGltZQMxMjQ4Nzc4MzI1>(Yahoo! 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