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In pictures: 15 other products Jayalalithaa may come up with after “Amma salt”
After idlis, vegetables, drinking water and salt, Amma is reportedly on the lookout for other products she could Amma-genize. After brainstorming with her advisers, the AIADMK supremo has come up with the following list of products/services that might soon dot the streets of Chennai.
Ammadent toothpaste:
Now teeth-care is affordable! Amma will follow the launch of this product with a law that will make brushing teeth compulsory.
Washing powder Amma:
Now every Chennai-ite can get “Doodh si safedi” with washing powder Amma.
Air Amma:
Amma is all set to shake up the aviation sector.
Amma Balm:
Corrupt DMK leaders giving you a splitting headache? Relief’s here.
Amma All Clear shampoo:
By the time Tamil Nadu goes to polls, every Chennai-ite will sport silky smooth hair.
AmmaMix ayurvedic soap:
Don’t forget to wash your hands with AmmaMix ayurvedic soap.
AmmaMail:
Amma’s mail promises even more storage space!
Ammazon:
Amma will soon storm the e-commerce space as well and give Flipkart a run for its money.
Ammabook:
Register to Amma’s social networking service. Amma has done away with the “Like” button and instead introduced the “Prostrate” button.
AmmaRCTC:
Amma’s own train ticket booking service complete with a customized “Service unavailable” page.
Ammato:
Want to find your way to the nearest Amma’s unavagam to feast on delicious 1 rupee idlis? Log on to Ammato!
AmmaPhone:
Step aside iPhone. Say hi to AmmaPhone.
Amma Johns Pizza:
If you are sick of eating Amma’s 1 rupee idlis, you could try Amma’s pizzas for a change…
AmmaBucks Coffee:
…and wash it down with Ammabucks premium (but cheap) coffee.
McAmma’s:
Looking for just a quick bite? Walk into the nearest McAmma’s and grab a McAmma burger!
(Images via indiatoday.com, modified for post’s purposes)
(Author: I’d just like to mention that this piece, in no way whatsoever, seeks to criticize the Tamil Nadu Chief Minister’s schemes, which are greatly benefiting the poor; schemes which I myself am a great admirer of. Like most articles on The UnReal Times, this piece is intended to just bring a few laughs and is meant to be taken lightly, in jest; that’s all)
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