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INSTALLING HUSBAND
A woman
writes to the IT Technical support Guy
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct
slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower
and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0..
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable
programs, such as
Romance
9.5 and
Personal
Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such
as NEWS 5..0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply
crashes the system..
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5..3 to fix these problems,
but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
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Reply
DEAR Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment
Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to
install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1..0 should then automatically run the
applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances
install Mother-In-Law
1.0 (it
runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of
all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend
5.0
program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary,
Husband
1.0
is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn
new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and
performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.
Good Luck Madam!
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