Fwd: FW: Just for laugh
U.S. Pureiy
From: <Keert...@cognizant.com>
Date: Wed, Nov 16, 2011 at 5:18 PM
Subject: FW: Just for laugh
To:
A junior in an office dialed his boss's number by mistake & said :
Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !..........
Boss shouted : do you know whom you're talking to ?!!!!!!
Junior : no!
Boss: I'm the boss of this office.
Junior (in the same tone) : & do u know whom you're talking to?
Boss: no!
Junior: Thank God. (and disconnected da phone)..... :D
girl: hi baby! :)
boy: hi my lovely..
(sending failed)
girl: are u there??
boy: yes ! yes i am here!
(sending failed)
girl: are u ignoring me or what ???
boy: honey im not.... im here..
(sending failed)
girl: ok! it's over; dont u ever talk to me again!
boy: DAMN! go to hell !
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(message sent) :D
Interviewer Asked Candidate:
"How Many Senses Does A Man Have ... ?"
Candidate Replied: "5 Sir!!"
Interviewer: "Sorry Kid, There Is A 6th Sense Also & That's Common Sense..
Which You Don't Seem To Have. . ."
Candidate: "Sir, There Is 7th Sense
Also...
That's Non-Sense Which You Are Talking
Soul 1: How did you die?
Soul 2: Due to cold, you?
Soul 1: I doubted my wife with a man and searched my house, found none, felt guilty and committed suicide...
Soul 2: hahaha!! I was in the fridge..!!!
Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No
Dad: The girl is Bill Gate's daughter.
Son: Then OK
Dad goes 2 Bill Gates
Dad: I want ur daughter 2 marry my son.
Bill Gates: No
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Then OK
Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank..
Dad: Appoint my son as the CEO of ur bank.
President:No
Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
WB President:Then OK.
This is BUSINESS :) :P
A Qualified MBA Marketing Student married a Girl :
After 1 year of tough life with her, Finally he got angry & sent a note to his Father-in-law :
"YOUR PRODUCT IS NOT ACCORDING TO MY REQUIREMENTS"
The smart Father-in-law Replied :
1 year Warranty expired !
Company is not Responsible.
Interviewer to Idiot:
Interviewer: Just imagine you are on the 3rd floor and it caught fire,
how will you escape?
Idiot: It's simple. I will stop my imagination!!!
Guy : My Dad is a Millionaire and 93 yrs old,
he will die soon and i will be rich,
will u marry me?
Girl : No
A week later she was his mother!
Moral : Never give ideas to a Woman. :) ;)
Boy was sleeping in class.
His head was going down and down due to sleep.
Teacher comes and asks "what is this?".
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Boy : "Gravitational Force"! :)
2 frds talking:
Hey, I got married!
Oh,dat gud!
No,dats bad. she’s ugly!
Oh,dats Bad!
No.dats Gud. She’s rich!
Oh! Dats gud!
No,dats bad ! she won’t give me a rupee!
Oh, dats bad!
No,dats Gud! She bought me a big house!
Oh.dats gud.
No.dats bad! The house burnt down!
Oh,dats bad!.
No, dats gud! She was inside......:P :D
Interviewr: if the earth Rotates 30 times faster wat'll happen...?
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Candidate : V'll get Salary everyday. :D
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