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A butcher
watching over his shop is really surprised when he sees a dog coming
inside the shop. He shoos him away. But later, the dog is back again.
So, he goes over to the dog and notices it has a note in its mouth. He
takes the note and it reads "Can I have 12 sausages and a leg of lamb,
please". The dog has money in its mouth, as well. The butcher looks
inside and, there is a ten dollar note there. So he takes the money and
puts the sausages and lamb in a bag, placing it in the dog's mouth. The
butcher is so impressed, and since it's about closing time, he decides
to shut the shop and follow the dog. So off he goes.
The dog is walking down the street, when it comes to a level crossing;
the dog puts down the bag, jumps up and presses the button. Then it
waits patiently, bag in mouth, for the lights to turn. They do, and it
walks across the road, with the butcher following him all the way. The
dog then comes to a bus stop, and starts looking at the timetable. The
butcher is in awe as the dog stops a bus by pulling its left leg up and
gets in it. The butcher follows the dog into the bus. Then the dog
shows a ticket which is tied to its belt to the bus conductor. The
butcher is nearly fainting at this sight, so are the other passengers
in the bus. The dog then sits near the driver's seat looking outside
waiting for the bus stop to come. As soon as the stop is in sight, the
dog stands and wags its tail to inform the conductor. Then, without
waiting for the bus to stop completely, it jumps out of the bus and
runs to a house very close to the stop. It opens the big Iron Gate and
rushes inside towards the door.
As it approaches the wooden door, the dog suddenly changes its mind and
heads towards the garden. It goes to the window, and beats its head
against it several times, walks back, jumps off, and waits at the door.
The butcher watches as a big guy opens the door, and starts abusing the
dog, kicking him and punching him, and swearing at
him. The butcher surprised with this, runs up, and stops the guy. "What
in heaven's name are you doing? The dog is a genius. He could be on TV,
for the life of me!" to which the Guy responds: "You call this clever?
This is the second time this week that this stupid dog's forgotten his
key."
Moral of the story: You may continue to exceed onlooker's expectations
but shall always fall short of the boss' expectations. It's dog's life
after all........
Seems nice? Forward it to
all your friends who are whining about their bosses.......