Sardarji Jokes
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siva prasad
Apr 3, 2007, 1:59:22 AM4/3/07
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Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.
Sardarji goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last
words.
It is 'U R STANDNG ON the OXGN TUBE!"
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Man: Sardarji where were u born?
Sardarji: Punjab.
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body
is born in punjab".
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A sardar was drawing money from ATM, The sardar
behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've
seen ur password.
Its 4 asterisks (****).
The first sardar replies, Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong,
Its 1258
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A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss.
Do u know what the business was?
.. . . .. . .. . . .. . . He opened a Saloon in
Punjab!.
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A sardarji photographer focusing a dead body's face
in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat
him why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"
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Sardarji gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out,
climbs tree, and sits on the branch regularly. A man
asks why he does this.
Sardarji: "I've been promoted as branch manager."
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Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a
open mouth.................
Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner
should be light"
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.
Sardarji goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last
words.
It is 'U R STANDNG ON the OXGN TUBE!"
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Man: Sardarji where were u born?
Sardarji: Punjab.
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body
is born in punjab".
---------------------------------------------------------------------
A sardar was drawing money from ATM, The sardar
behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've
seen ur password.
Its 4 asterisks (****).
The first sardar replies, Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong,
Its 1258
------------------------------------------------------------------------
A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss.
Do u know what the business was?
.. . . .. . .. . . .. . . He opened a Saloon in
Punjab!.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
A sardarji photographer focusing a dead body's face
in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat
him why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Sardarji gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out,
climbs tree, and sits on the branch regularly. A man
asks why he does this.
Sardarji: "I've been promoted as branch manager."
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a
open mouth.................
Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner
should be light"
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Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
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Sardar found the answer to the most difficult
question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
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A teacher told all students in a class to write an
essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing
except one Sardarji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
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Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This
Packet
Sardar: - why did u come so far. Instead u could
have posted it....
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A Sardar & his wife filed an application for
Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR
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Sardar's wish: when i die, i wana die like my
grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not
screaming like all d passengers in d car he was
driving..
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A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after
every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- We must find & stop her!.
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A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes
walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji
replied
''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.
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Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with
his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing.
He said-I am seeing how i look while sleeping.
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Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before
taking it? Guess what...
To avoid side effect!!!
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Lawyer to Sardar: Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke
Sardar :yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court me
bulaiya. ab fir gita pe haath.
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A Sardar saw a beautiful girl... he went and kissed
her....
Girl said- "What r u doing...?"
Sardar said- B.COM from Khalsa college, Chandigar
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Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing
me.
I don't know how she got my no, She interrupts
whenever I call someone and says "please recharge
your card"
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A person went into the office kitchen one morning
and found a Sardarni painting the walls. She was
wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.
Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why
she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an
overall.
She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For
best results put on two coats"
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Q:) How do u recognize a sardar in school or
college???
A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks when
the teacher erases the blackboard... BOLO tarara!!
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Q:) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale?
A:) Because he wanted to measure how long he has
slept........
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Santa Singh MBBS
After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his
own practice.
He checked his first patient's Eyes, then the
Tongue, and finally the Ears using a torch.
Finally he said Battery is Ok !!!
Regards
SIVA
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult
question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
A teacher told all students in a class to write an
essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing
except one Sardarji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This
Packet
Sardar: - why did u come so far. Instead u could
have posted it....
---------------------------------------------------------------------
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for
Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Sardar's wish: when i die, i wana die like my
grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not
screaming like all d passengers in d car he was
driving..
---------------------------------------------------------------------
A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after
every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- We must find & stop her!.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes
walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji
replied
''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with
his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing.
He said-I am seeing how i look while sleeping.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before
taking it? Guess what...
To avoid side effect!!!
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Lawyer to Sardar: Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke
Sardar :yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court me
bulaiya. ab fir gita pe haath.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
A Sardar saw a beautiful girl... he went and kissed
her....
Girl said- "What r u doing...?"
Sardar said- B.COM from Khalsa college, Chandigar
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing
me.
I don't know how she got my no, She interrupts
whenever I call someone and says "please recharge
your card"
------------------------------------------------------------------------
A person went into the office kitchen one morning
and found a Sardarni painting the walls. She was
wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.
Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why
she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an
overall.
She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For
best results put on two coats"
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q:) How do u recognize a sardar in school or
college???
A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks when
the teacher erases the blackboard... BOLO tarara!!
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q:) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale?
A:) Because he wanted to measure how long he has
slept........
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Santa Singh MBBS
After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his
own practice.
He checked his first patient's Eyes, then the
Tongue, and finally the Ears using a torch.
Finally he said Battery is Ok !!!
Regards
SIVA
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