Lighter side of poems

[Naveen Kumar]

Roses are red; violets are blue;
Monkeys like you, should be kept in the zoo

Don't feel so angry, you will find me there too
Not in a cage, but laughing at you.....

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Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far

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The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful,
Why doesn't it rain on you?

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I wrote your name on sand, it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
then...I wrote your name on my heart and I got a heart attack straight away.

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God saw me hungry, HE created pizza.
HE saw me thirsty, HE created Pepsi 
HE saw me in dark, HE created light
HE saw me without problems, HE created YOU.

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When your life is in darkness, pray to God
ask him to free you from darkness
and if after you pray,
you're still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL! 

Forward it to all of your friends........

Regards,
Naveen Kumar

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