FUNNY TRUTH....IT SECTOR!!!!!
Nimish Pradhan
FUNNY TRUTH....IT
SECTOR!!!!!
'INFOSYS Method:
1 . Hire a lion
2 . Send him for training in Mysore and make him feel like the KING OF THE JUNGLE
.
3 . Make him take a ‘Generic Compree Exam ’…………LION TURNS INTO CAT
4 . Make him take a ‘Stream Compree Exam ’…………. CAT TURNS INTO A MOUSE
5 . Send him into production which has nothing to do with what he was
trained for .
6 . MOUSE RUNS HERE AND THERE FOR HELP !!!
7 . Send him mails telling about mandatory certificat ions.
8 . MOUSE COMMITS SUICIDE .
TCS method:
1 . Hire a lion
2 . Give him hell a lot of work and pay him government salary
3 . Lion dies of hunger and frustration
IBM method :
1 . Hire a lion, give him a pink slip in an hour …
2 . He dies of unemployment…
Wipro Method :
1 . Hire a Lion
2 . Give him a mail Id.
3 . He will die receiving stupid mails all day …… ..!!!!
COGNIZANT Method:
1 . Hire a lion… ask him to stay for late nights but give him no work to do.
2 . Give him Gobi 65 to eat again and again .
3 . Hire 100 more lions but do not increase the space to sit
4 . Give them same Gobi 65 to eat
5 . Hire 200 more …… . and more …….
ACCENTURE Method:
1 . Hire a lion… .
2 . Send him to Chennai, India
3 . Ask him to stay on bench for a long time
4 . Ask him to eat idli , Dosa and Vada
5 . No Hindi , kannada or no other
languages speaking people other than TAMIL…
6 . No good food , No water. .
7 . And tell him “ Go Ahead be a Tiger ”.
8 . Lion dies in confusion… he is Tiger or lion……
and out of nowhere.......THE MASTEK Method:
1.Hire 50 lions....
2.Tell them they have to remain hungry for 3 months...
3.Divide them into Dot net and Java......
4.Eventually the lions forget to roar and speak only in terms of technical
language........
5.After completion of 3 months tell them that they have to remain hungry for 1
more month(i.e total 4 months!!)......
6.After completion of successful training the lions eventually find out that
der r already 250 senior lions on bench.......
7.Poor fresher lions die wondering.."Sala mera number kab
aaega???????"
