Fwd: FW: Good One

[Ankit Varliani]

 

 

1. Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime....



Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime....



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." 1 is neither composite nor prime"















2. Agar dava chahiyetoh dhundo koi chemist....



Agar dava chahiyetoh dhundo koi chemist....



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My NAME IS KHAN and I AM NOT A TERRORIST...











3. yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak....



yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak....



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Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK..











4.. Arj kiya hai..







He is KISSING



She is KISSING











He is KISSING



She is KISSING



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5. woh mujhe chod ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun....



woh mujhe chod ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun....



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ahun ahun ahun



ahun ahun ahun















6.mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..



mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..



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ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh babu...











7. Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode...



Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode..



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aja aja dil nichode ....



raat ki matki phode....











8.mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan...



mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan..



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LIFEBUOY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan...











9. Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...



Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...



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"BASANTI in kuton ke samne mat nachna...."











10 . Ratan tata ne establish kiya TATA..



Ratan tata ne establish kiya TATA..



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"itni sakti hamen dena data "























( 1)Emotional Shayari.



Arz kiya hai.



Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana. Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai



tujhe apnana. .



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A for Apple B for Banana.



WAH WAH.!!



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(2)Arz kiya hai.



Kal tak thee jo meri present.



Kal tak thee jo meri present.



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Aaj ho gayee hai past.



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Kal tak thee jo meri present.



Aaj ho gayee hai past.



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Offer valid till stocks last.. :-P



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(4)Arz kiya hai.



Baith kar girlfriend ki Zulfon ke saaye mai aisa josh aaya. Wah-Wah,



Wah-Wah. Baith kar girlfriend ki Zulfon ke saaye mai aisa josh aaya. ; ; ;



Ki Uske papa ne dekh liya aur ICU mai hosh aaya.



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Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...



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Waah! Waah!



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Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...











"Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!"







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Teacher to student : 1 chiku ke ped pe 10 kele lage hai, usme se 5 aam gir



gaye , to btao ab kitne angoor bache.







Raju : Sir 10 haathi bache.







Teacher: Arrey waah, tumhe kaise pata chala



















Raju : Kyunki aaj main tiffin mein methi ke pronthe laaya hun..



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Romio ne juliet se kaha ek sach



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Romio ne juliet se kaha ek sach



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.Asali masale sach sach



MDH.....MDH ...!



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Ek Kana Ladka Kisi ladki ko Propose kare to kaun sa gana Gayega???????











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Ek Nazar se bhi Pyar Hota hai Maine suna



Hai.............................................



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A scientist disconnected his doorbell.......







can u guess why???







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try







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cuz



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he wanted to win the No-bell prize!!!!!!!!!! :P



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Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter







Gaur farmaiye







Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter



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Ab hero Honda splendor 80 kilometer prati leter



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And At last the deadliest one !!!!!!!!!!!



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1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss



1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss



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Mutual funds are subjected to market risks..!!!!











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Thanks and Regards,
Ankit Varliani
Asst. Manager (Marketing)
B Positive Magazine
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