Fwd: FW: FACTS!!
vamsi reddy
From: <Deepika.B...@cognizant.com>
Date: 10 August 2011 17:02
Subject: FW: FACTS!!
To:
1 stone is enough to break a glass.
1sentence is enough to break a heart.
1sec is enough to fall in love.
But y d hell 1chapter is not enough to pass in exam...??? 
A boy's eye is
Faster than Google in searching a
Beautiful girl in crowd...
:
But
...:
A boy's heart is slower than
Governments bus while
Proposing a Girl whom he truly
Loves.
"COLLEGE n SCHOOL are d nickname of HEAVEN"
Hmmm.....
Dats y it is said dat
"COUPLS r made in HEAVEN.
My Teacher pointed at me with a Ruler & said:
“At the End of this Ruler is an Idiot” I still don’t get why I got rusticated.
I only asked him, “Which End Sir?”
Professor: What’s attention deficit hyperactive disorder?
Student: jimbalakadi bamba.
Professor: Sorry, I don’t undrstnd what u said?
Student: Same here sir!
Father to son: why don't u just go and study?
Son: what for?
Father: U'll get good marks...
Son: then?
Father: U'll get good job.
......Son: then?
Father: U'll have big house, new car.
Son: so what after that?
Father: after that U'll relax.
Son: so what do u think I m doing right now???
Announcement in University:
"The students who have parked their cars on the driveway, please move them"
Another announcement after 20 minutes:
"The 200 students who went to move 9 cars please return to their respective classes"
Ugly Truth:
In Bed,
It's 6AM,
You Close Your Eyes for 5 mins...
...& it's 7:45
But in Office,
It's 9:30am
You Close Your Eyes for 5 mins...
& It's Still 9:31 
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Thanks,
Vamsi Krishna Reddy. B
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