[Curmudgeon] Snap Back to Reality

[The Curmudgeon]

I have wood.

I was comparing notes with a buddy of mine about girls we've hooked up with: tattoos, piercings, shaving patterns...  So I asked him if he'd ever been with a girl with a clit ring, and right away he exclaims, "Yeah!"  Then he furrows his brow for a second and goes, "Oh, wait.  I think I'm getting confused with a porn I saw."

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Posted By The Curmudgeon to Curmudgeon at 7/24/2011 06:00:00 PM