[Curmudgeon] La La La! I'm Not Listening!

[The Curmudgeon]

"Inspector Todd, that's how big the tranny's butthole was!"


My little brother was mocking my belief that women's buttholes are exclusively vestigial because they do not make poopies, so he texted me, "God.  I can't wait for if and when you move in with a girl, and she gets explosive diarrhea.  You can call me on that glorious day!"

So I wrote back, "I will.  . . . Because I'll need a place to stay."

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Posted By The Curmudgeon to Curmudgeon at 8/04/2011 05:20:00 PM