A statement of Life from Brother John

[trez]

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of
arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather
to skid in sideways - Your body thoroughly used up, totally worn out
and screaming I fell off a bike at 110mph! Legs ripped off and road
rash everywhere and when you meet your maker all you can say is…Yeehaw
What a Ride!

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what
kills you.


Lord knows those illegal aliens may have a better chance in America
with Spanish being taught in many of our schools.


Well that is all I have at this time. It is interesting.

Brother Trez