Deliciously depressing.
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Achievement :
You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.
Ambition :
The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.
Apathy :
If We Don't Take Care of the Customer, Maybe They'll Stop Bugging Us.
Challenges :
I expected times like this - but I never thought they'd be so bad, so long, and so frequent.
Cluelessness :
There are No Stupid Questions. But there a LOT of Inquisitive Idiots.
Consulting :
If you're not a part of the solution,there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.
Despair :
It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black.
Demotivation :
Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people.
Failure :
When your best just isn't good enough."
Get to Work :
You aren't being paid to believe in the power of your dreams.
Government :
If you think the problems we create are bad, just wait until you see our solutions.
Idiocy :
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Incompetence :
When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there's no end to what you can't do.
Irresponsibility :
No single raindrop believes it is to blame for the flood.
Limitations :
Until you spread your wings, you'll have no idea how far you can walk.
Mediocrity :
It takes a lot less time, and most people won't notice the difference until it's too late."
Meetings :
None of us is as dumb as all of us.
Mistakes :
It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others."
Motivation :
If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.
Perseverance :
The courage to ignore the obvious wisdom of turning back.
Potential :
Not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up.
Priorities :
Hundreds of years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove...
But the world may be different because I did something so bafflingly crazy that my ruins become a tourist attraction.
Procrastination :
Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.
Retirement :
Because you've done so much for the company, there's not much left we can use.
Sacrifice :
All we ask here is that you give us your heart.
Sanity :
Minds are like parachutes. Just because you've lost yours doesn't mean you can borrow mine.
Teamwork :
A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.
Tradition :
Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean it's not incredibly stupid.
Winners :
Because nothing says "you're a loser" more than owning a motivational poster about being a winner.
Wishes :
When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life.
Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.
Worth :
Just because you're necessary doesn't mean you're important.
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