Here comes Willard Romneytail

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Willard Romneytail
Here comes Willard Romneytail,
Flopping' down the Romney trail,
Flippity, Floppity,
Romney's on his way.

Bringing' every girl and boy Baskets full of Romney joy,
Things to make Mitt Romney bright and gay.
He's got Welfare cuts for Tommy,
Ban  Abortions for sister Sue,
There's an pay cut for your Mommy
And a Romney bonnet, too.

Oh! here comes Willard Romneytail,
Flopping' down the Romneytrail,
Flippity Floppity,
Happy Romney day.

Here comes Willard Romneytail,
Flopping' down the bunny trail,
Look at him stop, and listen to him say:
"Try to do the things you should."
Maybe if you're extra good,
He'll roll lots of Romney pellets your way.

You'll wake up on Romney morning
And you'll know that he was there
When you find those lapsed benefits
That he's hiding everywhere.

Oh! here comes Willard Romneytail,
Flopping' down the Romney trail,
Flippity Floppity,
Happy Romney day.

(Eh.... I was in the mood for an uplifting song)