Alice Tinker: [on TV show] The lesson is taken from the sixth chapter
of the Song of Solomon, beginning at the second verse.
Alice Tinker: [reading from the newly presented Bible] Ye are the
fault of the earth and fainted... sainted. God shall feel... seal your
endeavours until ye fit on his right hand. Therefore fight the good
fight, for his... fake, and he shall be thy fu...
Geraldine Granger: *Succour!* He shall be thy succour.
Alice Tinker: ...thy succour.
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Quite funny, Art. I didn't know that you are an aficionado
of establishment British humour made with seniors in mind.
No doubt the things which I don't know about you would
fill a small galaxy.
If only you recycled less, and revealed more.
Even off-topic titbits like the above.
Have you read my 26K posts yet?
Mark Houlsby <mark_houl...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> If only you recycled less, and revealed more.
Recycling is good.
Mark Houlsby <mark_houl...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> Even off-topic titbits like the above.
Owen Newitt: You're a tit short of an udder, you are.
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Geraldine: So there's this nun, right?
Alice Tinker: Uh.
Geraldine: And she's having a bath. And a knock comes on the door.
Alice Tinker: Oh dear.
Geraldine: Yeah, and she says, "Who is it?" and the reply comes, "It's
the blind man. Can I come in?" She thinks for a minute and she says,
"Yes, all right then, come in." So this chap comes in and says, "Nice
tits! Where do you want me to hang the blind?"
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Go suck yourfelf, Troulfby!
Art Neuendorffer
I've read enough of them to realise the futility of the
exercise.
Far from being "important research", it is no more,
and no less, than lunatic logorrhoeia.
> Mark Houlsby <mark_houl...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> > If only you recycled less, and revealed more.
>
> Recycling is good.
>
Sure, but not recycling *and posting it to HLAS*.
> Mark Houlsby <mark_houl...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> > Even off-topic titbits like the above.
>
> Owen Newitt: You're a tit short of an udder, you are.
> ------------------------------
> Geraldine: So there's this nun, right?
>
> Alice Tinker: Uh.
>
> Geraldine: And she's having a bath. And a knock comes on the door.
>
> Alice Tinker: Oh dear.
>
> Geraldine: Yeah, and she says, "Who is it?" and the reply comes, "It's
> the blind man. Can I come in?" She thinks for a minute and she says,
> "Yes, all right then, come in." So this chap comes in and says, "Nice
> tits! Where do you want me to hang the blind?"
> ------------------------------
> Go suck yourfelf, Troulfby!
>
I conseff that I prefer thif type of poft.
You can attack me all you want.
Just confine yourself to attacking me, Carroll, Sands, Gnaedinger,...
> Art Neuendorffer
Mark Houlsby
> art <acneu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> ----------------------------------------------
>> Neil Brennen = Basil Fawlty
>> Mark Houlsby = Manuel
>> ----------------------------------------------
That Mark Troulsby and Webb Look:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6MOnehCOUw
>> Mark Houlsby <mark_houl...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>>> No doubt the things which I don't know about
>>> you would fill a small galaxy.
> art <acneu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> Have you read my 26K posts yet?
Mark Houlsby <mark_houl...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> I've read enough of them to realise
> the futility of the exercise.
FUTILE, a. [L. futilis, from futio, to pour out; effutio,
to prate or babble; Heb. to utter rashly or foolishly.]
The futile, the proud, the brave.
Mark Houlsby <mark_houl...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> Far from being "important research", it is no more,
> and no less, than lunatic logorrhoeia.
Are you trying to be a Dwebb clone?
I know Dwebb. Dwebb is a friend of mine.
You, sir, are no Dwebb.
>> Mark Houlsby <mark_houl...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>>> If only you recycled less, and revealed more.
> art <acneu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> Recycling is good.
>
> Sure, but not recycling *and posting it to HLAS*.
>> Mark Houlsby <mark_houl...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>>> Even off-topic titbits like the above.
> art <acneu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> Owen Newitt: You're a tit short of an udder, you are.
>> ------------------------------
>> Geraldine: So there's this nun, right?
>
>> Alice Tinker: Uh.
>
>> Geraldine: And she's having a bath. And a knock comes on the door.
>
>> Alice Tinker: Oh dear.
>
>> Geraldine: Yeah, and she says, "Who is it?" and the reply comes, "It's
>> the blind man. Can I come in?" She thinks for a minute and she says,
>> "Yes, all right then, come in." So this chap comes in and says, "Nice
>> tits! Where do you want me to hang the blind?"
>> ------------------------------
> art <acneu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> Go suck yourfelf, Troulfby!
Mark Troulfby wrote:
>
> I conseff that I prefer [fic] thif type of poft.
------------------------------------
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=poft
*POFT* : the new posh toff word for arsehole
------------------------------------
> You can attack me all you want.
>
> Just confine yourself to attacking me, Carroll, Sands, Gnaedinger,...
I'll consine myfelf to attacking Brennen & Carroll.
Art Neuendorsser
You omitted: "...the fuckwitted". Another mistake.
> Mark Houlsby <mark_houl...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> > Far from being "important research", it is no more,
> > and no less, than lunatic logorrhoeia.
>
> Are you trying to be a Dwebb clone?
>
> I know Dwebb. Dwebb is a friend of mine.
> You, sir, are no Dwebb.
>
I know that. The thing is, though, that you make mistakes,
lots of them (we all do).
So in reposting and reposting and reposting your shit, you're
just confirming what a fuckwit you are.
DW notices, Lizzy notices, I notice. Few others give a fuck
about you, and who can blame them?
>
>
> >> Mark Houlsby <mark_houl...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> >>> If only you recycled less, and revealed more.
> > art <acneu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >> Recycling is good.
>
> > Sure, but not recycling *and posting it to HLAS*.
> >> Mark Houlsby <mark_houl...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> >>> Even off-topic titbits like the above.
> > art <acneu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >> Owen Newitt: You're a tit short of an udder, you are.
> >> ------------------------------
> >> Geraldine: So there's this nun, right?
>
> >> Alice Tinker: Uh.
>
> >> Geraldine: And she's having a bath. And a knock comes on the door.
>
> >> Alice Tinker: Oh dear.
>
> >> Geraldine: Yeah, and she says, "Who is it?" and the reply comes, "It's
> >> the blind man. Can I come in?" She thinks for a minute and she says,
> >> "Yes, all right then, come in." So this chap comes in and says, "Nice
> >> tits! Where do you want me to hang the blind?"
> >> ------------------------------
> > art <acneu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >> Go suck yourfelf, Troulfby!
> Mark Troulfby wrote:
>
> > I conseff that I prefer [fic] thif type of poft.
>
> ------------------------------------http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=poft
>
> *POFT* : the new posh toff word for arsehole
> ------------------------------------
>
> > You can attack me all you want.
>
> > Just confine yourself to attacking me, Carroll, Sands, Gnaedinger,...
>
> I'll consine myfelf to attacking Brennen & Carroll.
>
Attack good people & you'll consign yourfelf to hiftory, at leaft af
sar
as HLAF if concerned.
> Art Neuendorsser
Mark Houlfby