And as such, can it perhaps be said that the second best bed was a double bed?
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And if that's the case, and given it was a second BEST bed, then perhaps what was meant was a second B EST bed?
To put it another way: second (2) B (2) EST: Lat: "it is" (2 words):
If only we could see the happy pair, the lying in the B E D:
If we could, we might also imagine the couple joined together:
Thereby proving that it was indeed a second best bed after all: