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Arthur Neuendorffer
May 28, 2012, 10:38:58 AM5/28/12
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>>>>> Arthur Neuendorffer <acneu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>> William Henry Smith (From Wikipedia)
>>>>>> .
>>>>>> <<William Henry Smith (*24 June* 1825 ' *6 October* 1891)
>>>>>> was the son of William Henry Smith (1792-1865).
>>>> "David L. Webb" <david.l.w...@dartmouth.edu> wrote:
>>>>> But Art -- by your "reasoning" (usual disclaimer) in the Peter Gay
>>>>> incident, in your recent Peter Dawkins/Richard Dawkins fiasco, and
>>>>> elsewhere, that would make Smith his own son, since you think (usual
>>>>> disclaimer) that two men with the same name must be the same person!
>>>>> I've heard of many lurid, incestuous anti-Stratfordian scenarios,
>>>>> mostly hallucinated by Elizabeth or by Mr. Streitz,
>>>>> but this one outdoes them all!
>>> Arthur Neuendorffer <acneu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>> William Henry Smith (1825 - 1891) is NOT
>>>> William Henry Smith (1792 - 1865).
>> nordicskiv2 <David.L.W...@Dartmouth.edu> wrote:
>>> Excellent, Art -- you're making progress! Perhaps now you can
>>> understand why Peter A. Gay (1946-2001) is not Peter J. Gay (1923-),
>>> even *without* the information that one was a Yale professor...
> Arthur Neuendorffer <acneu...@gmail.com> (aka Noonedafter) wrote:
>> A *Sterling Professor* at Yale University!
>> --------------------------------------------
>>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skull_and_Bones#Bonesmen
>> <<Regarding the qualifications for membership, Lanny Davis, writing in
>> the 1968 Yale yearbook, wrote: "If [Skull and Bones] had a good year,
>> this is what the "ideal" group will consist of: a football captain; a
>> Chairman of the Yale Daily News; a conspicuous radical; a Whiffenpoof;
>> a swimming captain; a notorious drunk with a 94 average; a film-maker;
>> a political columnist; a religious group leader; a Chairman of the
>> Lit; a foreigner; a ladies' man with two motorcycles; an ex-service
>> man; a negro, if there are enough to go around; a guy nobody else
>> in the group had heard of, *EVER* ...">>
"David L. Webb" <david.l.w...@dartmouth.edu> wrote:
> Don't forget the initiation nearly eVERy year of at least one
> certifiable moron (how do you think that George W. Bush
> eVER became one of us?).
By being given an honorary 33rd degree as President?
"David L. Webb" <david.l.w...@dartmouth.edu> wrote:
> But Sterling Professorships have nothing whateVER to do with
> Skull and Bones, Art; indeed, neither Bonesmen nor even the
> Illuminati have any say whateVER in their appointment,
> although we have tried in the past.
I'll bet.
>> nordicskiv2 <David.L.W...@Dartmouth.edu> wrote:
>>> ...and the other a Raytheon manager.
>>> Arthur Neuendorffer <acneu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>> Note that numbers (like Baconian "Simple Ciphers" :
>> nordicskiv2 <David.L.W...@Dartmouth.edu> wrote:
>>> Bacon used *simple* ciphers, Art -
>>> - not *simpleton* ciphers like yours.
> Arthur Neuendorffer <acneu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> -------------------------------------------------
>>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wise_Men_of_Gotham
>> <<Wise Men of Gotham is the early name given to the people of the
>> village of Gotham, Nottinghamshire, in allusion to their reputed
>> simplicity. If tradition is to be believed, the people of Gotham
>> were not so very simple. The story is that King John intended to
>> live in the neighbourhood, but that the villagers, foreseeing
>> ruin as the cost of supporting the court, feigned imbecility
"David L. Webb" <david.l.w...@dartmouth.edu> wrote:
> The denizens of Gotham can't compete with you there, Art. Indeed,
> you could qualify as an honorary citizen of Chelm!
No-one shall speak to the Man from Chelm,
and the Man from Chelm shall speak to no-one.
> Arthur Neuendorffer <acneu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> when the royal messengers arrived.
>> Wherever the latter went, they saw the rustics engaged in some
>> absurd task. John, on this report, determined to have his hunting
>> lodge elsewhere, and the wise men boasted, "we ween there are
>> more fools pass through Gotham than remain in it".>>
>> -------------------------------------------------
>>> Arthur Neuendorffer <acneu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>> #33 & #100) are VERy important to Peter Dawkins!
>> nordicskiv2 <David.L.W...@Dartmouth.edu> wrote:
>>> Of course, Art -- being a crank,
>>> Dawkins is as enamored of nutcase numerology as you are!
> Arthur Neuendorffer <acneu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> -------------------------------------------------
>> <<Travis Sentell "Gookie" Dawkins (born May 12, 1979)
>> is a Major League Baseball shortstop.
>> Career statistics (through 2008 season)
>> Batting average: .163
>> Runs scored: 8
>> Hits: 16
>> Dawkins won an Olympic Gold medal in 2000
>> while playing for the United States baseball team.>>
"David L. Webb" <david.l.w...@dartmouth.edu> wrote:
> Wrong Dawkins, Art. You've already confused Peter Dawkins, a crank,
> with Richard Dawkins, a distinguished evolutionary biologist,
> so I suppose that you must be trying for a hat trick.
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EIGHT days before Shakspere's death his brother-in-law William HARTTE
the HATTER ['HATTER' is an anagram of 'HARTTE'] died.
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"To match this saint there was another,
As busy and perVERsE a brother,
An HABERDASHER of SMALL WARES
In politics and state affairs." - Butler: Hudibras, iii. 2.
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The Ashbourne Portrait: Why It's Not the Earl of Oxford
by David Kathman
<<In 1940, Charles Wisner Barrell, an Oxfordian, had X-rays made of
the Ashbourne Portrait, which revealed that the painting had been
altered at some point in the past to look more like Shakespeare (in
particular, the hairline had been pushed back to make the subject
bald). Barrell claimed that the original portrait had been of the Earl
of Oxford; he claimed that a coat of arms visible in his X-ray photos
was that of the Earl's second wife, and that the subject's ring
depicted a boar, one of the Earl's symbols. He also found initials
which he interpreted as "C.K.," which he in turn interpreted as
referring to Cornelius Ketel, who painted one of the two known
portraits of Edward de Vere.
Barrell published his findings in Scientific American.
However, in 1979 the painting undewent a restoration in preparation
for a Folger exhibition. Some of the paint was removed, and it turned
out that the coat of arms in the painting was not that of Oxford's
second wife at all, but that of Sir Hugh Hamersley, a prominent member
of the HABERDASHER's Company and onetime Lord Mayor of London. Also,
the painting contains the age of the sitter (47 years old) and the
date (1611), which fits Shakespeare; however, the restoration
revealed that the last "1" in the date had been altered from a 2."
Hugh Hamersley, it turns out, was born in 1565 (one year after
Shakespeare), and thus was 47 years old in 1612. It is now universally
accepted, even by most Oxfordians (except for a few extreme militants)
that the original portrait was of Hugh Hamersley and had nothing to
do with the Earl of Oxford. Details of all this can be found in an
article by William L. Pressley in Shakespeare Quarterly, 1993,
pp. 54-72, called "The Ashbourne Portrait of Shakespeare:
Through the Looking Glass.">>
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The Pin is mightier than the Sword.
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The City Livery Companies and Their Heraldry =C2=A9 L G Pierson, 1986
http://www.kwtelecom.com/heraldry/livery/pierson.html
<<The HABERDASHERS found a commercial winner in the pin.
It is said that =C2=A350,000 was paid annually to import
this little item, but by the end of the reign of Elizabeth I
the HABERDASHERs were making it themselves. Essential to the
well-dressed woman, whose husband made her suitable allowance,
the trade soon gave rise to the expression "pin money".>>
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Date "HABERDASHER" was first used: 1280
HABERDASHER, n. [Prob. fr. Icel. hapurtask trumpery, trifles,
perh. through French. It is possibly akin to E. haversack, and
to Icel. taska trunk, chest, pocket, G. tasche pocket,
and the orig. sense was perh., peddler's wares.]
1. A dealer in small wares, as tapes, pins, needles, and thread.
2. A dealer in items of men's clothing: HATS, gloves, neckties, etc.
3. A dealer in drapery goods, e.g., laces, silks, trimmings, etc.
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HABERDASHER: from hapertas, a cloth the width
of which was settled by Magna Charta.
A "hapertas-er" is the seller of hapertas-erie.
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The Countess of Pembroke's Arcadia, 1593
Dedication: T O M Y D E A R E L A D I E
AND SISTER, THE COUN-TESSE OF PEMBROKE.
... Read it then at your idle tymes, and the follyes your good
judgement wil finde in it, blame not, but laugh at. And so, looking
for no better stuffe, then, as in an HABERDASHERS shoppe, glasses,
or feathers, you will continue to love the writer, who doth
excedinglie love you ; and most most HARTE-LIE praies
you may long live, to be a principall ORNAMENT
to the familie of the Sidneis.
Your loving Brother: Philip Sidnei.
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<<Gilbert Shakspere was a HABERDASHER at St. Bride's in 1597
when he & a local shoemaker put up =C2=A319 bail, in the court
of Queen's Bench, for the clockmaker William SAMPSON>>
. -Honan's _Shakespeare a Life_
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King Henry EIGHT Act 5, Scene 4
Man: There was a HABERDASHER's WIFE of small wit near him,
that railed upon me till her PINKED PORRINGER fell off her head,
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Echoes -- Lewis Carroll (1869)
Lady Clara VERE de VERE
Was EIGHT years old, she said:
EVERy ringlet, lightly SHAKEn, ran itself in GOLDEN THREAD.
She took her little PORRINGER:
Of me SHE SHALL NOT WIN RENOWN:
For the baseness of its nature shall have strength to drag her down.
"SISTERS and BROTHERS, little Maid?
There stands the Inspector at thy door:
Like a DOG, he hunts for BOYS
who know not two and two are four."
"KIND HEARTS are more than coronets,"
She said, and wondering looked at me:
"It is the dead unhappy night, and I must hurry home to tea."
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Descendants of Mr.W.H. (and wife Joan S. HARTTE) are still alive!
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A little more than KIND, and less than KIN:
Chettle's 'KIND-HARTE's Dream':
"Shall KIN with KIN and KIND with KIND confound?"
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HARTYKYN: A term of endearment //Palsgrave's Acolastus, 1540.
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The HABERDASHER heapeth wealth by HATS. --GASCOIGNE.
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<<As has been observed, Shakespeare's eldest daughter, Susanna, was
married on June 5, 1607, to John Hall, a learned man, a distinguished
physician and a noted citizen. Scandal erupted in the Hall household
in 1613. As a consequence, on July 13, Susanna sought a writ of
slander & brought action for defamation (cf. _Measure for Measure_,
II. i.) in the Consistory (an Ecclesiastical) Court at Worcester.
Susanna's charge was against John LANE , whose uncle,
Richard Lane, Shakespeare had asked to be one of the witnesses
for the commission out of Chancery on the Lambert controversy
(through which Shakespeare lost his mother's inheritance finally
in 1599) and had been of Shakespeare's party in the suit
to Chancery on the Stratford tithes. John LANE(Jr.)
had accused Shakespeare's daughter by saying Susanna
"...had the running of the reins
and had been naught (i.e. immoral) with
Rafe (Ralph) Smith & John Palmer."
"Sassafras (believed to be a specific for syphilis)"
Rafe (Ralph) Smith was a Stratford HABERDASHER & HATTER;
his uncle was Hamlet Sadler, the close friend of Shakespeare
(for whom he named his son). The males of the 2nd generation
of close acquaintances were a threat to the reputation
of his daughters; and in the case of Judith, to come, and,
at first, Susanna, the Shakespeares struck back at the male
contemporaries of the son William no longer had. With this court case,
Susanna has become subject to precisely the slanderous accusation
of adultery as in something of a prophetic manner for Shakespeare's
biography was Hermione in The Winter's Tale, anticipated by Desdemona
in Othello. John LANE, "...a ne'er-do-well, was some years later
hailed into court for riot and libels against the vicar and aldermen,
and was then described as a drunkard." John LANE did not appear in
court to support the rumors he had spread and was excommunicated.>>
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September 9, 1566, 12 yr. old Philip Sidney visits Stratford
September 9, 1543, 9 mo. old Mary Queen of Scots crowned
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Tuesday September 9, 1943, Lorenzo's birthday.
Tuesday September 9, 1746, JOHN WARD plays Othello in Stratford.
Tuesday September 9, 1634, Lt. Hammond (Ham.Lt.) visits Stratford.
Friday September 9, 1513, Sidney's grandpere knighted at Flodden
Field
Friday September 9, 1608, Shakespeare's mother, Mary, buried
Friday September 9, 1603, George Carey dies from MERCURY POISONING!
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<<The (MAD) Hatter opened his eyes very wide on hearing this;
but all he said was,
'Why is a RAVEN like a WRITING-DESK?'>>
[A. Poe & Dante wrote on both.]
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_Sylvie and Bruno Concluded_ by Lewis Carroll
The Other Professor is to recite a Tale of a PIG-
-I mean a PIG-Tale," he corrected himself.
"It has Introductory VERsEs at the beginning, and at the end."
"It ca'n't have Introductory VERsEs at the end, can it?" said Sylvie.
"Wait till you hear it," said the Professor: "then you'll see.
I m not sure it hasn't some in the middle, as well." Here he rose
to his feet, and there was an instant silence through the
Banqueting-Hall: they evidently expected a speech.
Little Birds are writing
Interesting books,
To be read by cooks:
Read, I say, not roasted--
Letterpress, when toasted,
Loses its good looks.
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_Ulysses_ ends at 3:24 am June 17, 1904? (324 =3D 3 x 3 x 3 dozen)
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A HACKNEY car, number three hundred and twentyfour, driver Barton
James of number one Harmony avenue, Donnybrook, on which sat a fare,
a young gentleman, stylishly dressed in an indigoblue serge suit made
by George Robert Mesias, TAILOR and cutter, of number FIVE EDEN quay,
and WEARing a straw HAT VERy dressy, bought of John Plasto of
number one Great Brunswick street, HATTER. Eh? FLORRY What?
( A HACKNEYcar number three hundred and twentyfour,
with a gallantbuttocked mare, driven by James Barton,
Harmony Avenue, Donnybrook, trots past. ...
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http://www.kwtelecom.com/heraldry/livery/pierson.html
<<The lion in the arms of the Merchant TAYLORS is the lion
of England and may be connected with royal favours,
as the company was granted a number of royal letters patent
and included many royal personages in its list of members.
Several kings of England have been Freemen of the Company. Both
the Merchant TAYLORS & the HABERDASHERS received in charters
granted by Henry VII the distinctive epithet of "Merchant".>>
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"Have you guessed the riddle yet?" the HATTER said,
turning to Alice again.
"No, I give it up," Alice replied: "what's the answer?"
"I haven't the slightest idea," said the HATTER.
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>>>>> Arthur Neuendorffer <acneu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>> SIR JOSEPH. When at *ANCHOR HERE* I ride,
>>>>>> . My bosom swells with pride,
>>>>>> . And I snap my fingers at a foeman's taunts;
>>>> "David L. Webb" <david.l.w...@dartmouth.edu> wrote:
>>>>> Why do you emphasize "anchor" and "here," Art?
>>> Arthur Neuendorffer <acneu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>> ----------------------------------------------------------
>>>> King Henry VI, Part iii Act 3, Scene 3
>>>> QUEEN MARGARET: Why, is not OXFORD here another ANCHOR?
>> nordicskiv2 <David.L.W...@Dartmouth.edu> wrote:
>>> I've already explained this to you, Art;
>>> it's a mistranscription: it should read
>>> Why, is not Oxford here another wanker?
> Arthur Neuendorffer <acneu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> And I snap my fingers at a foeman's taunts.
"David L. Webb" <david.l.w...@dartmouth.edu> wrote:
> Of course you do, Art -- it's much easier
> than presenting a cogent, reasoned argument.
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STRATFORD upon Avon
Guild Chapel
___ white-WASHING
___ CHAMBERLAIN (1561)
ALDERMAN/Bailiff
/----------------------\
John ----- MARY MARgerY Webbe
[wrote his 'marke'] | [wrote her 'marke']__[d. St.Adrian's]
[bur. St.Adrian's Day]- | [d. St.Adrian's Day]
__ |
___ /---------------\ [illiterate]
. MARgerY Shakspere ------------ Anne
| [b. 1556]
___ . [BROOK House] __ | [only son,
_ . [Shaxpere's Boys]_ | b.1584, dies]
__ . [Shaxpere Gloves] |
_- . [ *TANNERY* ] ___ |
___ . [TINer of AVERland] ___ |
__ . [Cervantes' "lame hand" ] _ |
___- . [W. Smith : mentor] |
. [Catholic Relatives persecuted] |
. [Thomas Trussell] ___ |
_ . [Sweet Swan of Avon] |
__ . [By ME : WIL(cu)L] __ |
__- . [Bend Spear crest] _ |
- . [Golding's 'OVID'] _ |
. [Camden's: 'pregnant witt'] |
__ . [Qu. of Scots Trial] |
___ . [Yoricke's Scounce] |
___- . ["Gentleman" poet] |
_- . [NESTOR reference] |
[MERMAID tAVERn] |
- . ['For TRUTH is TRUTH'] |
. [Rob. Greene acknowledged] |
_ . [Paul's 'I am that I am'] |
___ . [Hamlet's 'To Be or not To Be'] |
|_ [stole from Raphael Holinshed] |
_ . [1586 deer park poacher] |
[pinch-FART penny-FATheR] |
[1616 Faust/FAMA Frat. death] |
[John Manningham's 1602 diary]|
___ . [£1,000/year for 18 years] |
__ . [- Item, £10 unto the poore ] |
__ . [ARD(en) plot/tower/exec.] |
------ _ [7 Year exile for indiscretion] |
[Stephen Bellott dowry: £200] |
[Landlady: client of Dr. Forman] |
___- . [Hothead Gastrell: Esdras 6:9] |
[Anne Cornwaleys book 1588?]|
__ [not a *COMPANY* keeper ] |
[Richard Field recognized 1593] |
_ [Meres' Top 10 in comedy 1598] |
[Baroness Elizabeth of Abbingdon]|
[drunken B.Knell suicide attack] |
__ |
__ [falcon w./spear in dexter CLAW] |
[ Henry Evans > |
___ 1608 Lessor of Blackfriars Th.] |
[dies unnoticed / tomb unmarked] |
__ [Church Burial Record "X"ed] |
__ |
Hall M.D. -------- SVSANNA
[d. on Lope de Vega's 73rd birthday [b.May 26, 1583]
_ 3 mo. after Lope dies] [could write name]
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_ STRATFORD atte Bowe
Pontius Pilate
__ hand-WASHING
___ GREAT CHAMBERLAIN (1561)
_ EALDORMAN/Bailiff
___ John ----------- MARgerY
|
___ /-----------\ ___ m. on OPALIA [Sonneteer]
. MARY Oxford --------------- Anne
__ | [b. 1556]
. [BROOKE House] | [only son dies
_- . [Oxford's Boys] | b.May 1583]
_ . [Oxford Gloves] |
. [ *STANNARY* ] |
_ . [TINner of VEREland] |
___- . [Cervantes' "lame hand" ] |
- . [T. Smith : mentor] |
. [Catholic Relatives persecuted] |
___ . [Thomas Trussell] |
___ . [Sweet Oxford/Ned] |
- . [yb NV : DRO(fx)O] |
_ . [bent Spear crest] |
__ . [Golding's 'OVID'] |
. [Golding's 'pregnancy of wit'] |
__ . [Qu. of Scots Trial] |
___- . [Yorke's Scounces] |
. ["Gentleman" poet] |
- __ . [NESTOR reference] |
. [MERMAID grand-dam] |
_ . ['For TRUTH is TRUTH'] |
- . [Rob. Greene acknowledged] |
_- [Paul's 'I am that I am'] |
___ [Hamlet's 'være eller ikke være'] |
|_ [judged by Raphael Holinshed] |
__ . [1604 deer park warden] |
___ [bend-FART quenny-forgetter] |
___ [1604 Faust/FAMA Frat. death] |
[John Manningham's 1602 diary] |
___. [£1,000/year for 18 years] |
__ [- Item, £10 unto a Beggar ] |
_ . [(how)ARD plot/tower/exec.] |
___ [7 Year exile for indiscretion] |
__ [Thomas Bellott dowry: £2,000] |
_- [Bridget: client of Dr. Forman] |
___ . [Hothead Gastrell: Esdras 6:9] |
- [Anne Cornwaleys book 1588?] |
[denouncing aye the *Company*] |
__. [Richard Field recognized 1589] |
[Meres' Top 10 in comedy 1598] |
[Baroness Elizabeth of Abingdon] |
__ [drunken B-Knell suicide attack] |
_ |
[lion w./broken lance in dexter PAW] |
[ Henry Evans > - |
___ 1583 Lessor of Blackfriars Th.] |
dies unnoticed / tomb unmarked |
__- Church Burial Record "X"ed |
|
Herbert (Philip) --- SVSANNA
| [b. St. LONGINUS day] [b. May 26]
__
Sam Spade: "I admit that some of them are not VERy important...
. but look at *the NUMBER of* them"
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> Arthur Neuendorffer <acneu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> And so do my sisters, and my cousins, and my aunts!
"David L. Webb" <david.l.w...@dartmouth.edu> wrote:
> How many of those are there, Art?
1 sister, 2 aunts, & 6 cousins.
>>> Arthur Neuendorffer <acneu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>> Why, is not OXFORD here another ANCHOR?
>>>> And Somerset another goodly mast?
>> nordicskiv2 <David.L.W...@Dartmouth.edu> wrote:
>>> This just confirms that reading that I explained to you, Art;
>>> it should read
>>> Why, is not Oxford here another wanker?
>>> And Somerset another goodly mast-
>>> urbator?
> Arthur Neuendorffer <acneu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> Here I thought that you were urbane;
>> when, in fact, you are just urbate.
>> "Swine under an oak filling themselves with the mast."
"David L. Webb" <david.l.w...@dartmouth.edu> wrote:
> Swine of Avon?
Provided that they fly.
>>>> "David L. Webb" <david.l.w...@dartmouth.edu> wrote:
>>>>> What's wrong with being a Lewis, Art?
>>>>> Belonging to the Bloodline entails certain privileges.
>>> Arthur Neuendorffer <acneu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>> <<The Bloods are a street gang widely known for
>>>> its rivalry with the Crips.
>> nordicskiv2 <David.L.W...@Dartmouth.edu> wrote:
>>> The Bloodline is widely known for its rivalry with the Craps (the
>>> latter are, of course, demented lunatic fringe anti-Stratfordians).
But Will your attempts *OVERLIVE the HAZARD* ?
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<< *CRAPS* developed from a simplification of the Old English game of
*HAZARD*. Its origins are complex and may date to the Crusades, later
being influenced by French gamblers. What was to become the modern
American version of the game was brought to New Orleans by Bernard
Xavier Philippe de Marigny de Mandeville, scion of wealthy Louisiana
landowners, a gambler, and politician. The game, first known as
crapaud (a French word meaning "toad" in reference to the original
style of play by people crouched over a floor or sidewalk), reportedly
owes its modern popularity to street craps.>>
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<<Whenever a town was founded a round hole would first be dug.
In the bottom of it a stone, LAPIS manalis, which represented
a gate to the Underworld, would then be embedded.
On August 23rd, this stone would be removed
to permit the Manes to pass through.>>
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August 23, 1600, Shakespeare 1st appears in Stationer's Register
when *ANDREW WYSE* enters "II Henry IV"
and "Much Ado About Nothing".
II Henry IV Act 4, Scene 1
ARCHBISHOP OF YORK ... and concludes in hearty *PR(a)YER(s)*
That your attempts may *OVERLI[VE] (the) HAZARD*
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*OLIVER HAZARD PERRY*
August 23, 1819 d. Orinoco River, [VE]nezuela,
August 23, 1785 b. South Kingstown, RI,
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>> August 23, 1600, Shakespeare 1st appears in Stationer's Register
>> when *ANDREW WYSE* enters "II Henry IV"
"David L. Webb" <david.l.w...@dartmouth.edu> wrote:
> I told you above that you would fit right in
> with the Wise Men of Chelm, Art.
No-one shall speak to the Man from Chelm,
and the Man from Chelm shall speak to no-one.
>> nordicskiv2 <David.L.W...@Dartmouth.edu> wrote:
>>> Your inability to master equidistant letter sequences
>>> with a skip of one goes a long way toward explaining
>>> Lehigh's unwillingness to try to teach you to read.
> Arthur Neuendorffer <acneu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> I'm master of my domain:
"David L. Webb" <david.l.w...@dartmouth.edu> wrote:
> Is the following your domain, Art?
> <http://tinyurl.com/cnxjcg4>.
"Error: TinyURL redirects to a TinyURL."
> Arthur Neuendorffer <acneu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> e.g., ELS skips of two or more.
"David L. Webb" <david.l.w...@dartmouth.edu> wrote:
> You're conceding, then, that you have not mastered equidistant
> letter sequences of skip one -- that is, you cannot read English.
Equidistant letter sequences of skip one are a different
kind of cipher which is often more cryptic.
>>>>> Arthur Neuendorffer <acneu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>> . _DiscoVERiEs_ by Ben Jonson (1640)
>>>>>> . De Shakespeare *NOSTRAT*
>>>> "David L. Webb" <david.l.w...@dartmouth.edu> wrote:
>>>>> Why do you emphasize "nostrat", Art? Do you not recognize Latin
>>>>> when you see it? Or do you actually think (usual disclaimer)
>>>>> that "no Strat" would have made any sense in 1640?!
>>> Arthur Neuendorffer <acneu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>> I just like saying it, Dave.
>> nordicskiv2 <David.L.W...@Dartmouth.edu> wrote:
>>> You just love spouting nonsense, Art.
> Arthur Neuendorffer <acneu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> All the glittering hill
>> Is bright with spouting rills.
"David L. Webb" <david.l.w...@dartmouth.edu> wrote:
> You prove my point _ipso facto_, Art.
It's not a rigorous proof.
>>>>>> . *HEBE* , Cup-bearer of the Gods
>>>>>>http://www.perseus.tufts.edu/Herakles/hebe.html
>>>>>> .
>>>>>> << *HEBE* was worshipped as a goddess of *PARDONs*
>>>> "David L. Webb" <david.l.w...@dartmouth.edu> wrote:
>>>>> But Art -- according to the testimony of Arundel concerning Oxford's
>>>>> relations with Cogno, Oxford would have been more apt to venerate Pan
>> nordicskiv2 <David.L.W...@Dartmouth.edu> wrote:
>>> ...as the deity of hardons rather than
>>> Hebe as the deity of pardons.
>> Speaking of things that rhyme with "pardon":
>> -----------------------------------------------------
>>> Arthur Neuendorffer <acneu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>> Lack of Art killed off the Forest of Arden.
"David L. Webb" <david.l.w...@dartmouth.edu> wrote:
> indeed, the group's VERy _raison d'=C3=AAtre_ was
> "More matter, with less Art."
_Raison d'=C3=AAtre_ ? More like sour grapes!
>> David L. Webb" <david.l.w...@dartmouth.edu> wrote:
>>> No, Art; the Forest is not moribund.
> Arthur Neuendorffer <acneu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> -----------------------------------------------------
>> __ Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
>> .....................................................
>> 07 413 739 555 461 386 199 115 191 171 250 177 6
>> 08 19 56 18 33 5 53 340 626 436 532 421 336
>> 09 75 172 196 82 199 67 53 21 17 96 93 114
>> 10 83 77 101 110 98 376 417 455 223 328 272 107
>> 11 30 41 112 77 20 92 142 40 28 71 44 5
>> 12 2 0 0 0
"David L. Webb" <david.l.w...@dartmouth.edu> wrote:
> Like Mr. Ed, denizens of the Forest don't speak
> unless they have something to say, Art;
But the FOA have *nEVER* had anything worthwhile to say.
>>> Arthur Neuendorffer <acneu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>> <<Peter Pan is a character created by Scottish novelist and playwright
>>>> J. M. Barrie. A mischievous boy who can fly and who nEVER ages, Peter
>>>> Pan spends his nEVER-ending childhood adventuring on the small island
>>>> of NEVERland as the leader of his gang the Lost Boys.>>
>> nordicskiv2 <David.L.W...@Dartmouth.edu> wrote:
>>> Certainly the boys in Oxford's entourage
>>> could be characterized as "lost boys."
> Arthur Neuendorffer <acneu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> As flies to wanton boys, are we to the gods.
"David L. Webb" <david.l.w...@dartmouth.edu> wrote:
> It was not the unfortunate boys in Oxford's entourage
> who were wanton, but rather Oxford himself, Art.
---------------------------------------------
<<Wontons are made by spreading a square wrapper flat in the palm of
one's hand, placing a small amount of filling in the center, and
sealing the wonton into the desired shape by compressing the wrapper's
edges together with the fingers. As part of the sealing process, air
is pressed out of the interior to avoid rupturing the wonton from
internal pressure when cooked. The most common filling is ground pork
with a small amount of flour added as a binder. In Mandarin, the name
of the food is written as =E9=A4=9B=E9=A3=A9 (pinyin: h=C3=BAntun;
roughly =
meaning
"irregularly shaped dumpling"). However, the English name derives from
the Cantonese wan tan. In Cantonese, =E9=9B=B2=E5=90=9E or
=E4=BA=91=E5=90=
=9E (pinyin: y=C3=BAnt=C5=ABn), is a
popular variant written form that literally means "swallowing
clouds".>>
-----------------------------------------
http://www.sirbacon.org/gallery/west.htm
........................................
. [T]he CLOUD CUpt Tow'rs,
. [T]he Gorgeous Palaces
. [T]he *SOLEMN TEMPLES* ,
. [T]he Great Globe itself
. Yea all which it INHERIT,
. Shall Dissolue;
And like the baseless *FnBRICK* of a Vision
. Leave not a *WRECK* behind."
-----------------------------------------
>>> Arthur Neuendorffer <acneu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>> <<Alan Nelson, a professor & bully at Berkeley, is known to have
>>>> terrorized virtually EVERy Oxfordian at one point or another.
>>>> Nelson shows the occasional glimpse of humanity, though,
>>>> and some Oxfordians have occasionally warmed to him.
>> nordicskiv2 <David.L.W...@Dartmouth.edu> wrote:
>>> *Some* Oxfordians?!
>>> The Oxfordian mainstream gave him a major award!
> Arthur Neuendorffer <acneu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> Many Oxfordians have the naive belief that the other side is
>> amenable to logical argument and can be persuaded to switch sides.
"David L. Webb" <david.l.w...@dartmouth.edu> wrote:
> And they think that flattery is a form of logical argument?!
They certainly don't believe in ad hominems if that's what you mean.
>>> Arthur Neuendorffer <acneu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>> Nelson's family life is dysfunctional.
>>>> The canon story that has evolved is that he lives in a
>>>> dilapidated house with his mother who works on the fringes of the
>>>> sex industry, either as a waitress at Hooters or in a topless bar.>>
>> nordicskiv2 <David.L.W...@Dartmouth.edu> wrote:
>>> What text are you misquoting now, Art?
> Arthur Neuendorffer <acneu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nelson_Muntz
"David L. Webb" <david.l.w...@dartmouth.edu> wrote:
> Nelson Muntz is not Alan Nelson, Art, just as Peter A. Gay
> (1946-2001) is not Peter J. Gay (1923-), just as Anne Hathaway the
> American actress (1982-) is not Ann Hathaway the wife of William
> Shakespeare (1555/56-1623) -- for your benefit, Art, I hasten to add
> that neither one is the mother of Shakespeare either, just as crank
> "geomancer" Peter Dawkins is not evolutionary biologist Richard Dawkins.
> Arthur Neuendorffer <acneu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> "HA-Haw [sic]!"
"David L. Webb" <david.l.w...@dartmouth.edu> wrote:
> Did you misspell "Hee-haw," Art?
Is that your favorite program (or is it Mr. Ed), Dave?
Art Neuendorffer
>>>>>> William Henry Smith (From Wikipedia)
>>>>>> .
>>>>>> <<William Henry Smith (*24 June* 1825 ' *6 October* 1891)
>>>>>> was the son of William Henry Smith (1792-1865).
>>>> "David L. Webb" <david.l.w...@dartmouth.edu> wrote:
>>>>> But Art -- by your "reasoning" (usual disclaimer) in the Peter Gay
>>>>> incident, in your recent Peter Dawkins/Richard Dawkins fiasco, and
>>>>> elsewhere, that would make Smith his own son, since you think (usual
>>>>> disclaimer) that two men with the same name must be the same person!
>>>>> I've heard of many lurid, incestuous anti-Stratfordian scenarios,
>>>>> mostly hallucinated by Elizabeth or by Mr. Streitz,
>>>>> but this one outdoes them all!
>>> Arthur Neuendorffer <acneu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>> William Henry Smith (1825 - 1891) is NOT
>>>> William Henry Smith (1792 - 1865).
>> nordicskiv2 <David.L.W...@Dartmouth.edu> wrote:
>>> Excellent, Art -- you're making progress! Perhaps now you can
>>> understand why Peter A. Gay (1946-2001) is not Peter J. Gay (1923-),
>>> even *without* the information that one was a Yale professor...
> Arthur Neuendorffer <acneu...@gmail.com> (aka Noonedafter) wrote:
>> A *Sterling Professor* at Yale University!
>> --------------------------------------------
>>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skull_and_Bones#Bonesmen
>> <<Regarding the qualifications for membership, Lanny Davis, writing in
>> the 1968 Yale yearbook, wrote: "If [Skull and Bones] had a good year,
>> this is what the "ideal" group will consist of: a football captain; a
>> Chairman of the Yale Daily News; a conspicuous radical; a Whiffenpoof;
>> a swimming captain; a notorious drunk with a 94 average; a film-maker;
>> a political columnist; a religious group leader; a Chairman of the
>> Lit; a foreigner; a ladies' man with two motorcycles; an ex-service
>> man; a negro, if there are enough to go around; a guy nobody else
>> in the group had heard of, *EVER* ...">>
"David L. Webb" <david.l.w...@dartmouth.edu> wrote:
> Don't forget the initiation nearly eVERy year of at least one
> certifiable moron (how do you think that George W. Bush
> eVER became one of us?).
By being given an honorary 33rd degree as President?
"David L. Webb" <david.l.w...@dartmouth.edu> wrote:
> But Sterling Professorships have nothing whateVER to do with
> Skull and Bones, Art; indeed, neither Bonesmen nor even the
> Illuminati have any say whateVER in their appointment,
> although we have tried in the past.
I'll bet.
>> nordicskiv2 <David.L.W...@Dartmouth.edu> wrote:
>>> ...and the other a Raytheon manager.
>>> Arthur Neuendorffer <acneu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>> Note that numbers (like Baconian "Simple Ciphers" :
>> nordicskiv2 <David.L.W...@Dartmouth.edu> wrote:
>>> Bacon used *simple* ciphers, Art -
>>> - not *simpleton* ciphers like yours.
> Arthur Neuendorffer <acneu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> -------------------------------------------------
>>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wise_Men_of_Gotham
>> <<Wise Men of Gotham is the early name given to the people of the
>> village of Gotham, Nottinghamshire, in allusion to their reputed
>> simplicity. If tradition is to be believed, the people of Gotham
>> were not so very simple. The story is that King John intended to
>> live in the neighbourhood, but that the villagers, foreseeing
>> ruin as the cost of supporting the court, feigned imbecility
"David L. Webb" <david.l.w...@dartmouth.edu> wrote:
> The denizens of Gotham can't compete with you there, Art. Indeed,
> you could qualify as an honorary citizen of Chelm!
No-one shall speak to the Man from Chelm,
and the Man from Chelm shall speak to no-one.
> Arthur Neuendorffer <acneu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> when the royal messengers arrived.
>> Wherever the latter went, they saw the rustics engaged in some
>> absurd task. John, on this report, determined to have his hunting
>> lodge elsewhere, and the wise men boasted, "we ween there are
>> more fools pass through Gotham than remain in it".>>
>> -------------------------------------------------
>>> Arthur Neuendorffer <acneu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>> #33 & #100) are VERy important to Peter Dawkins!
>> nordicskiv2 <David.L.W...@Dartmouth.edu> wrote:
>>> Of course, Art -- being a crank,
>>> Dawkins is as enamored of nutcase numerology as you are!
> Arthur Neuendorffer <acneu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> -------------------------------------------------
>> <<Travis Sentell "Gookie" Dawkins (born May 12, 1979)
>> is a Major League Baseball shortstop.
>> Career statistics (through 2008 season)
>> Batting average: .163
>> Runs scored: 8
>> Hits: 16
>> Dawkins won an Olympic Gold medal in 2000
>> while playing for the United States baseball team.>>
"David L. Webb" <david.l.w...@dartmouth.edu> wrote:
> Wrong Dawkins, Art. You've already confused Peter Dawkins, a crank,
> with Richard Dawkins, a distinguished evolutionary biologist,
> so I suppose that you must be trying for a hat trick.
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EIGHT days before Shakspere's death his brother-in-law William HARTTE
the HATTER ['HATTER' is an anagram of 'HARTTE'] died.
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"To match this saint there was another,
As busy and perVERsE a brother,
An HABERDASHER of SMALL WARES
In politics and state affairs." - Butler: Hudibras, iii. 2.
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The Ashbourne Portrait: Why It's Not the Earl of Oxford
by David Kathman
<<In 1940, Charles Wisner Barrell, an Oxfordian, had X-rays made of
the Ashbourne Portrait, which revealed that the painting had been
altered at some point in the past to look more like Shakespeare (in
particular, the hairline had been pushed back to make the subject
bald). Barrell claimed that the original portrait had been of the Earl
of Oxford; he claimed that a coat of arms visible in his X-ray photos
was that of the Earl's second wife, and that the subject's ring
depicted a boar, one of the Earl's symbols. He also found initials
which he interpreted as "C.K.," which he in turn interpreted as
referring to Cornelius Ketel, who painted one of the two known
portraits of Edward de Vere.
Barrell published his findings in Scientific American.
However, in 1979 the painting undewent a restoration in preparation
for a Folger exhibition. Some of the paint was removed, and it turned
out that the coat of arms in the painting was not that of Oxford's
second wife at all, but that of Sir Hugh Hamersley, a prominent member
of the HABERDASHER's Company and onetime Lord Mayor of London. Also,
the painting contains the age of the sitter (47 years old) and the
date (1611), which fits Shakespeare; however, the restoration
revealed that the last "1" in the date had been altered from a 2."
Hugh Hamersley, it turns out, was born in 1565 (one year after
Shakespeare), and thus was 47 years old in 1612. It is now universally
accepted, even by most Oxfordians (except for a few extreme militants)
that the original portrait was of Hugh Hamersley and had nothing to
do with the Earl of Oxford. Details of all this can be found in an
article by William L. Pressley in Shakespeare Quarterly, 1993,
pp. 54-72, called "The Ashbourne Portrait of Shakespeare:
Through the Looking Glass.">>
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The Pin is mightier than the Sword.
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The City Livery Companies and Their Heraldry =C2=A9 L G Pierson, 1986
http://www.kwtelecom.com/heraldry/livery/pierson.html
<<The HABERDASHERS found a commercial winner in the pin.
It is said that =C2=A350,000 was paid annually to import
this little item, but by the end of the reign of Elizabeth I
the HABERDASHERs were making it themselves. Essential to the
well-dressed woman, whose husband made her suitable allowance,
the trade soon gave rise to the expression "pin money".>>
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Date "HABERDASHER" was first used: 1280
HABERDASHER, n. [Prob. fr. Icel. hapurtask trumpery, trifles,
perh. through French. It is possibly akin to E. haversack, and
to Icel. taska trunk, chest, pocket, G. tasche pocket,
and the orig. sense was perh., peddler's wares.]
1. A dealer in small wares, as tapes, pins, needles, and thread.
2. A dealer in items of men's clothing: HATS, gloves, neckties, etc.
3. A dealer in drapery goods, e.g., laces, silks, trimmings, etc.
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HABERDASHER: from hapertas, a cloth the width
of which was settled by Magna Charta.
A "hapertas-er" is the seller of hapertas-erie.
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The Countess of Pembroke's Arcadia, 1593
Dedication: T O M Y D E A R E L A D I E
AND SISTER, THE COUN-TESSE OF PEMBROKE.
... Read it then at your idle tymes, and the follyes your good
judgement wil finde in it, blame not, but laugh at. And so, looking
for no better stuffe, then, as in an HABERDASHERS shoppe, glasses,
or feathers, you will continue to love the writer, who doth
excedinglie love you ; and most most HARTE-LIE praies
you may long live, to be a principall ORNAMENT
to the familie of the Sidneis.
Your loving Brother: Philip Sidnei.
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<<Gilbert Shakspere was a HABERDASHER at St. Bride's in 1597
when he & a local shoemaker put up =C2=A319 bail, in the court
of Queen's Bench, for the clockmaker William SAMPSON>>
. -Honan's _Shakespeare a Life_
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King Henry EIGHT Act 5, Scene 4
Man: There was a HABERDASHER's WIFE of small wit near him,
that railed upon me till her PINKED PORRINGER fell off her head,
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Echoes -- Lewis Carroll (1869)
Lady Clara VERE de VERE
Was EIGHT years old, she said:
EVERy ringlet, lightly SHAKEn, ran itself in GOLDEN THREAD.
She took her little PORRINGER:
Of me SHE SHALL NOT WIN RENOWN:
For the baseness of its nature shall have strength to drag her down.
"SISTERS and BROTHERS, little Maid?
There stands the Inspector at thy door:
Like a DOG, he hunts for BOYS
who know not two and two are four."
"KIND HEARTS are more than coronets,"
She said, and wondering looked at me:
"It is the dead unhappy night, and I must hurry home to tea."
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Descendants of Mr.W.H. (and wife Joan S. HARTTE) are still alive!
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A little more than KIND, and less than KIN:
Chettle's 'KIND-HARTE's Dream':
"Shall KIN with KIN and KIND with KIND confound?"
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HARTYKYN: A term of endearment //Palsgrave's Acolastus, 1540.
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The HABERDASHER heapeth wealth by HATS. --GASCOIGNE.
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<<As has been observed, Shakespeare's eldest daughter, Susanna, was
married on June 5, 1607, to John Hall, a learned man, a distinguished
physician and a noted citizen. Scandal erupted in the Hall household
in 1613. As a consequence, on July 13, Susanna sought a writ of
slander & brought action for defamation (cf. _Measure for Measure_,
II. i.) in the Consistory (an Ecclesiastical) Court at Worcester.
Susanna's charge was against John LANE , whose uncle,
Richard Lane, Shakespeare had asked to be one of the witnesses
for the commission out of Chancery on the Lambert controversy
(through which Shakespeare lost his mother's inheritance finally
in 1599) and had been of Shakespeare's party in the suit
to Chancery on the Stratford tithes. John LANE(Jr.)
had accused Shakespeare's daughter by saying Susanna
"...had the running of the reins
and had been naught (i.e. immoral) with
Rafe (Ralph) Smith & John Palmer."
"Sassafras (believed to be a specific for syphilis)"
Rafe (Ralph) Smith was a Stratford HABERDASHER & HATTER;
his uncle was Hamlet Sadler, the close friend of Shakespeare
(for whom he named his son). The males of the 2nd generation
of close acquaintances were a threat to the reputation
of his daughters; and in the case of Judith, to come, and,
at first, Susanna, the Shakespeares struck back at the male
contemporaries of the son William no longer had. With this court case,
Susanna has become subject to precisely the slanderous accusation
of adultery as in something of a prophetic manner for Shakespeare's
biography was Hermione in The Winter's Tale, anticipated by Desdemona
in Othello. John LANE, "...a ne'er-do-well, was some years later
hailed into court for riot and libels against the vicar and aldermen,
and was then described as a drunkard." John LANE did not appear in
court to support the rumors he had spread and was excommunicated.>>
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September 9, 1566, 12 yr. old Philip Sidney visits Stratford
September 9, 1543, 9 mo. old Mary Queen of Scots crowned
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Tuesday September 9, 1943, Lorenzo's birthday.
Tuesday September 9, 1746, JOHN WARD plays Othello in Stratford.
Tuesday September 9, 1634, Lt. Hammond (Ham.Lt.) visits Stratford.
Friday September 9, 1513, Sidney's grandpere knighted at Flodden
Field
Friday September 9, 1608, Shakespeare's mother, Mary, buried
Friday September 9, 1603, George Carey dies from MERCURY POISONING!
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<<The (MAD) Hatter opened his eyes very wide on hearing this;
but all he said was,
'Why is a RAVEN like a WRITING-DESK?'>>
[A. Poe & Dante wrote on both.]
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_Sylvie and Bruno Concluded_ by Lewis Carroll
The Other Professor is to recite a Tale of a PIG-
-I mean a PIG-Tale," he corrected himself.
"It has Introductory VERsEs at the beginning, and at the end."
"It ca'n't have Introductory VERsEs at the end, can it?" said Sylvie.
"Wait till you hear it," said the Professor: "then you'll see.
I m not sure it hasn't some in the middle, as well." Here he rose
to his feet, and there was an instant silence through the
Banqueting-Hall: they evidently expected a speech.
Little Birds are writing
Interesting books,
To be read by cooks:
Read, I say, not roasted--
Letterpress, when toasted,
Loses its good looks.
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_Ulysses_ ends at 3:24 am June 17, 1904? (324 =3D 3 x 3 x 3 dozen)
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A HACKNEY car, number three hundred and twentyfour, driver Barton
James of number one Harmony avenue, Donnybrook, on which sat a fare,
a young gentleman, stylishly dressed in an indigoblue serge suit made
by George Robert Mesias, TAILOR and cutter, of number FIVE EDEN quay,
and WEARing a straw HAT VERy dressy, bought of John Plasto of
number one Great Brunswick street, HATTER. Eh? FLORRY What?
( A HACKNEYcar number three hundred and twentyfour,
with a gallantbuttocked mare, driven by James Barton,
Harmony Avenue, Donnybrook, trots past. ...
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http://www.kwtelecom.com/heraldry/livery/pierson.html
<<The lion in the arms of the Merchant TAYLORS is the lion
of England and may be connected with royal favours,
as the company was granted a number of royal letters patent
and included many royal personages in its list of members.
Several kings of England have been Freemen of the Company. Both
the Merchant TAYLORS & the HABERDASHERS received in charters
granted by Henry VII the distinctive epithet of "Merchant".>>
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"Have you guessed the riddle yet?" the HATTER said,
turning to Alice again.
"No, I give it up," Alice replied: "what's the answer?"
"I haven't the slightest idea," said the HATTER.
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>>>>> Arthur Neuendorffer <acneu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>> SIR JOSEPH. When at *ANCHOR HERE* I ride,
>>>>>> . My bosom swells with pride,
>>>>>> . And I snap my fingers at a foeman's taunts;
>>>> "David L. Webb" <david.l.w...@dartmouth.edu> wrote:
>>>>> Why do you emphasize "anchor" and "here," Art?
>>> Arthur Neuendorffer <acneu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>> ----------------------------------------------------------
>>>> King Henry VI, Part iii Act 3, Scene 3
>>>> QUEEN MARGARET: Why, is not OXFORD here another ANCHOR?
>> nordicskiv2 <David.L.W...@Dartmouth.edu> wrote:
>>> I've already explained this to you, Art;
>>> it's a mistranscription: it should read
>>> Why, is not Oxford here another wanker?
> Arthur Neuendorffer <acneu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> And I snap my fingers at a foeman's taunts.
"David L. Webb" <david.l.w...@dartmouth.edu> wrote:
> Of course you do, Art -- it's much easier
> than presenting a cogent, reasoned argument.
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STRATFORD upon Avon
Guild Chapel
___ white-WASHING
___ CHAMBERLAIN (1561)
ALDERMAN/Bailiff
/----------------------\
John ----- MARY MARgerY Webbe
[wrote his 'marke'] | [wrote her 'marke']__[d. St.Adrian's]
[bur. St.Adrian's Day]- | [d. St.Adrian's Day]
__ |
___ /---------------\ [illiterate]
. MARgerY Shakspere ------------ Anne
| [b. 1556]
___ . [BROOK House] __ | [only son,
_ . [Shaxpere's Boys]_ | b.1584, dies]
__ . [Shaxpere Gloves] |
_- . [ *TANNERY* ] ___ |
___ . [TINer of AVERland] ___ |
__ . [Cervantes' "lame hand" ] _ |
___- . [W. Smith : mentor] |
. [Catholic Relatives persecuted] |
. [Thomas Trussell] ___ |
_ . [Sweet Swan of Avon] |
__ . [By ME : WIL(cu)L] __ |
__- . [Bend Spear crest] _ |
- . [Golding's 'OVID'] _ |
. [Camden's: 'pregnant witt'] |
__ . [Qu. of Scots Trial] |
___ . [Yoricke's Scounce] |
___- . ["Gentleman" poet] |
_- . [NESTOR reference] |
[MERMAID tAVERn] |
- . ['For TRUTH is TRUTH'] |
. [Rob. Greene acknowledged] |
_ . [Paul's 'I am that I am'] |
___ . [Hamlet's 'To Be or not To Be'] |
|_ [stole from Raphael Holinshed] |
_ . [1586 deer park poacher] |
[pinch-FART penny-FATheR] |
[1616 Faust/FAMA Frat. death] |
[John Manningham's 1602 diary]|
___ . [£1,000/year for 18 years] |
__ . [- Item, £10 unto the poore ] |
__ . [ARD(en) plot/tower/exec.] |
------ _ [7 Year exile for indiscretion] |
[Stephen Bellott dowry: £200] |
[Landlady: client of Dr. Forman] |
___- . [Hothead Gastrell: Esdras 6:9] |
[Anne Cornwaleys book 1588?]|
__ [not a *COMPANY* keeper ] |
[Richard Field recognized 1593] |
_ [Meres' Top 10 in comedy 1598] |
[Baroness Elizabeth of Abbingdon]|
[drunken B.Knell suicide attack] |
__ |
__ [falcon w./spear in dexter CLAW] |
[ Henry Evans > |
___ 1608 Lessor of Blackfriars Th.] |
[dies unnoticed / tomb unmarked] |
__ [Church Burial Record "X"ed] |
__ |
Hall M.D. -------- SVSANNA
[d. on Lope de Vega's 73rd birthday [b.May 26, 1583]
_ 3 mo. after Lope dies] [could write name]
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_ STRATFORD atte Bowe
Pontius Pilate
__ hand-WASHING
___ GREAT CHAMBERLAIN (1561)
_ EALDORMAN/Bailiff
___ John ----------- MARgerY
|
___ /-----------\ ___ m. on OPALIA [Sonneteer]
. MARY Oxford --------------- Anne
__ | [b. 1556]
. [BROOKE House] | [only son dies
_- . [Oxford's Boys] | b.May 1583]
_ . [Oxford Gloves] |
. [ *STANNARY* ] |
_ . [TINner of VEREland] |
___- . [Cervantes' "lame hand" ] |
- . [T. Smith : mentor] |
. [Catholic Relatives persecuted] |
___ . [Thomas Trussell] |
___ . [Sweet Oxford/Ned] |
- . [yb NV : DRO(fx)O] |
_ . [bent Spear crest] |
__ . [Golding's 'OVID'] |
. [Golding's 'pregnancy of wit'] |
__ . [Qu. of Scots Trial] |
___- . [Yorke's Scounces] |
. ["Gentleman" poet] |
- __ . [NESTOR reference] |
. [MERMAID grand-dam] |
_ . ['For TRUTH is TRUTH'] |
- . [Rob. Greene acknowledged] |
_- [Paul's 'I am that I am'] |
___ [Hamlet's 'være eller ikke være'] |
|_ [judged by Raphael Holinshed] |
__ . [1604 deer park warden] |
___ [bend-FART quenny-forgetter] |
___ [1604 Faust/FAMA Frat. death] |
[John Manningham's 1602 diary] |
___. [£1,000/year for 18 years] |
__ [- Item, £10 unto a Beggar ] |
_ . [(how)ARD plot/tower/exec.] |
___ [7 Year exile for indiscretion] |
__ [Thomas Bellott dowry: £2,000] |
_- [Bridget: client of Dr. Forman] |
___ . [Hothead Gastrell: Esdras 6:9] |
- [Anne Cornwaleys book 1588?] |
[denouncing aye the *Company*] |
__. [Richard Field recognized 1589] |
[Meres' Top 10 in comedy 1598] |
[Baroness Elizabeth of Abingdon] |
__ [drunken B-Knell suicide attack] |
_ |
[lion w./broken lance in dexter PAW] |
[ Henry Evans > - |
___ 1583 Lessor of Blackfriars Th.] |
dies unnoticed / tomb unmarked |
__- Church Burial Record "X"ed |
|
Herbert (Philip) --- SVSANNA
| [b. St. LONGINUS day] [b. May 26]
__
Sam Spade: "I admit that some of them are not VERy important...
. but look at *the NUMBER of* them"
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> Arthur Neuendorffer <acneu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> And so do my sisters, and my cousins, and my aunts!
"David L. Webb" <david.l.w...@dartmouth.edu> wrote:
> How many of those are there, Art?
1 sister, 2 aunts, & 6 cousins.
>>> Arthur Neuendorffer <acneu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>> Why, is not OXFORD here another ANCHOR?
>>>> And Somerset another goodly mast?
>> nordicskiv2 <David.L.W...@Dartmouth.edu> wrote:
>>> This just confirms that reading that I explained to you, Art;
>>> it should read
>>> Why, is not Oxford here another wanker?
>>> And Somerset another goodly mast-
>>> urbator?
> Arthur Neuendorffer <acneu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> Here I thought that you were urbane;
>> when, in fact, you are just urbate.
>> "Swine under an oak filling themselves with the mast."
"David L. Webb" <david.l.w...@dartmouth.edu> wrote:
> Swine of Avon?
Provided that they fly.
>>>> "David L. Webb" <david.l.w...@dartmouth.edu> wrote:
>>>>> What's wrong with being a Lewis, Art?
>>>>> Belonging to the Bloodline entails certain privileges.
>>> Arthur Neuendorffer <acneu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>> <<The Bloods are a street gang widely known for
>>>> its rivalry with the Crips.
>> nordicskiv2 <David.L.W...@Dartmouth.edu> wrote:
>>> The Bloodline is widely known for its rivalry with the Craps (the
>>> latter are, of course, demented lunatic fringe anti-Stratfordians).
But Will your attempts *OVERLIVE the HAZARD* ?
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<< *CRAPS* developed from a simplification of the Old English game of
*HAZARD*. Its origins are complex and may date to the Crusades, later
being influenced by French gamblers. What was to become the modern
American version of the game was brought to New Orleans by Bernard
Xavier Philippe de Marigny de Mandeville, scion of wealthy Louisiana
landowners, a gambler, and politician. The game, first known as
crapaud (a French word meaning "toad" in reference to the original
style of play by people crouched over a floor or sidewalk), reportedly
owes its modern popularity to street craps.>>
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<<Whenever a town was founded a round hole would first be dug.
In the bottom of it a stone, LAPIS manalis, which represented
a gate to the Underworld, would then be embedded.
On August 23rd, this stone would be removed
to permit the Manes to pass through.>>
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August 23, 1600, Shakespeare 1st appears in Stationer's Register
when *ANDREW WYSE* enters "II Henry IV"
and "Much Ado About Nothing".
II Henry IV Act 4, Scene 1
ARCHBISHOP OF YORK ... and concludes in hearty *PR(a)YER(s)*
That your attempts may *OVERLI[VE] (the) HAZARD*
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*OLIVER HAZARD PERRY*
August 23, 1819 d. Orinoco River, [VE]nezuela,
August 23, 1785 b. South Kingstown, RI,
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>> August 23, 1600, Shakespeare 1st appears in Stationer's Register
>> when *ANDREW WYSE* enters "II Henry IV"
"David L. Webb" <david.l.w...@dartmouth.edu> wrote:
> I told you above that you would fit right in
> with the Wise Men of Chelm, Art.
No-one shall speak to the Man from Chelm,
and the Man from Chelm shall speak to no-one.
>> nordicskiv2 <David.L.W...@Dartmouth.edu> wrote:
>>> Your inability to master equidistant letter sequences
>>> with a skip of one goes a long way toward explaining
>>> Lehigh's unwillingness to try to teach you to read.
> Arthur Neuendorffer <acneu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> I'm master of my domain:
"David L. Webb" <david.l.w...@dartmouth.edu> wrote:
> Is the following your domain, Art?
> <http://tinyurl.com/cnxjcg4>.
"Error: TinyURL redirects to a TinyURL."
> Arthur Neuendorffer <acneu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> e.g., ELS skips of two or more.
"David L. Webb" <david.l.w...@dartmouth.edu> wrote:
> You're conceding, then, that you have not mastered equidistant
> letter sequences of skip one -- that is, you cannot read English.
Equidistant letter sequences of skip one are a different
kind of cipher which is often more cryptic.
>>>>> Arthur Neuendorffer <acneu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>> . _DiscoVERiEs_ by Ben Jonson (1640)
>>>>>> . De Shakespeare *NOSTRAT*
>>>> "David L. Webb" <david.l.w...@dartmouth.edu> wrote:
>>>>> Why do you emphasize "nostrat", Art? Do you not recognize Latin
>>>>> when you see it? Or do you actually think (usual disclaimer)
>>>>> that "no Strat" would have made any sense in 1640?!
>>> Arthur Neuendorffer <acneu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>> I just like saying it, Dave.
>> nordicskiv2 <David.L.W...@Dartmouth.edu> wrote:
>>> You just love spouting nonsense, Art.
> Arthur Neuendorffer <acneu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> All the glittering hill
>> Is bright with spouting rills.
"David L. Webb" <david.l.w...@dartmouth.edu> wrote:
> You prove my point _ipso facto_, Art.
It's not a rigorous proof.
>>>>>> . *HEBE* , Cup-bearer of the Gods
>>>>>>http://www.perseus.tufts.edu/Herakles/hebe.html
>>>>>> .
>>>>>> << *HEBE* was worshipped as a goddess of *PARDONs*
>>>> "David L. Webb" <david.l.w...@dartmouth.edu> wrote:
>>>>> But Art -- according to the testimony of Arundel concerning Oxford's
>>>>> relations with Cogno, Oxford would have been more apt to venerate Pan
>> nordicskiv2 <David.L.W...@Dartmouth.edu> wrote:
>>> ...as the deity of hardons rather than
>>> Hebe as the deity of pardons.
>> Speaking of things that rhyme with "pardon":
>> -----------------------------------------------------
>>> Arthur Neuendorffer <acneu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>> Lack of Art killed off the Forest of Arden.
"David L. Webb" <david.l.w...@dartmouth.edu> wrote:
> indeed, the group's VERy _raison d'=C3=AAtre_ was
> "More matter, with less Art."
_Raison d'=C3=AAtre_ ? More like sour grapes!
>> David L. Webb" <david.l.w...@dartmouth.edu> wrote:
>>> No, Art; the Forest is not moribund.
> Arthur Neuendorffer <acneu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> -----------------------------------------------------
>> __ Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
>> .....................................................
>> 07 413 739 555 461 386 199 115 191 171 250 177 6
>> 08 19 56 18 33 5 53 340 626 436 532 421 336
>> 09 75 172 196 82 199 67 53 21 17 96 93 114
>> 10 83 77 101 110 98 376 417 455 223 328 272 107
>> 11 30 41 112 77 20 92 142 40 28 71 44 5
>> 12 2 0 0 0
"David L. Webb" <david.l.w...@dartmouth.edu> wrote:
> Like Mr. Ed, denizens of the Forest don't speak
> unless they have something to say, Art;
But the FOA have *nEVER* had anything worthwhile to say.
>>> Arthur Neuendorffer <acneu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>> <<Peter Pan is a character created by Scottish novelist and playwright
>>>> J. M. Barrie. A mischievous boy who can fly and who nEVER ages, Peter
>>>> Pan spends his nEVER-ending childhood adventuring on the small island
>>>> of NEVERland as the leader of his gang the Lost Boys.>>
>> nordicskiv2 <David.L.W...@Dartmouth.edu> wrote:
>>> Certainly the boys in Oxford's entourage
>>> could be characterized as "lost boys."
> Arthur Neuendorffer <acneu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> As flies to wanton boys, are we to the gods.
"David L. Webb" <david.l.w...@dartmouth.edu> wrote:
> It was not the unfortunate boys in Oxford's entourage
> who were wanton, but rather Oxford himself, Art.
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<<Wontons are made by spreading a square wrapper flat in the palm of
one's hand, placing a small amount of filling in the center, and
sealing the wonton into the desired shape by compressing the wrapper's
edges together with the fingers. As part of the sealing process, air
is pressed out of the interior to avoid rupturing the wonton from
internal pressure when cooked. The most common filling is ground pork
with a small amount of flour added as a binder. In Mandarin, the name
of the food is written as =E9=A4=9B=E9=A3=A9 (pinyin: h=C3=BAntun;
roughly =
meaning
"irregularly shaped dumpling"). However, the English name derives from
the Cantonese wan tan. In Cantonese, =E9=9B=B2=E5=90=9E or
=E4=BA=91=E5=90=
=9E (pinyin: y=C3=BAnt=C5=ABn), is a
popular variant written form that literally means "swallowing
clouds".>>
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http://www.sirbacon.org/gallery/west.htm
........................................
. [T]he CLOUD CUpt Tow'rs,
. [T]he Gorgeous Palaces
. [T]he *SOLEMN TEMPLES* ,
. [T]he Great Globe itself
. Yea all which it INHERIT,
. Shall Dissolue;
And like the baseless *FnBRICK* of a Vision
. Leave not a *WRECK* behind."
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>>> Arthur Neuendorffer <acneu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>> <<Alan Nelson, a professor & bully at Berkeley, is known to have
>>>> terrorized virtually EVERy Oxfordian at one point or another.
>>>> Nelson shows the occasional glimpse of humanity, though,
>>>> and some Oxfordians have occasionally warmed to him.
>> nordicskiv2 <David.L.W...@Dartmouth.edu> wrote:
>>> *Some* Oxfordians?!
>>> The Oxfordian mainstream gave him a major award!
> Arthur Neuendorffer <acneu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> Many Oxfordians have the naive belief that the other side is
>> amenable to logical argument and can be persuaded to switch sides.
"David L. Webb" <david.l.w...@dartmouth.edu> wrote:
> And they think that flattery is a form of logical argument?!
They certainly don't believe in ad hominems if that's what you mean.
>>> Arthur Neuendorffer <acneu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>> Nelson's family life is dysfunctional.
>>>> The canon story that has evolved is that he lives in a
>>>> dilapidated house with his mother who works on the fringes of the
>>>> sex industry, either as a waitress at Hooters or in a topless bar.>>
>> nordicskiv2 <David.L.W...@Dartmouth.edu> wrote:
>>> What text are you misquoting now, Art?
> Arthur Neuendorffer <acneu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nelson_Muntz
"David L. Webb" <david.l.w...@dartmouth.edu> wrote:
> Nelson Muntz is not Alan Nelson, Art, just as Peter A. Gay
> (1946-2001) is not Peter J. Gay (1923-), just as Anne Hathaway the
> American actress (1982-) is not Ann Hathaway the wife of William
> Shakespeare (1555/56-1623) -- for your benefit, Art, I hasten to add
> that neither one is the mother of Shakespeare either, just as crank
> "geomancer" Peter Dawkins is not evolutionary biologist Richard Dawkins.
> Arthur Neuendorffer <acneu...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> "HA-Haw [sic]!"
"David L. Webb" <david.l.w...@dartmouth.edu> wrote:
> Did you misspell "Hee-haw," Art?
Is that your favorite program (or is it Mr. Ed), Dave?
Art Neuendorffer
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