there he goes again!
Art Neuendorffer
.
> I hear Strange voices: 'Art, Bart, Cart. . .
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"Children with a Cart" stolen while in transit
Reuters : Tuesday, November 14, 2006; 6:41 AM
.
<<WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A painting by revolutionary Spanish master
Francisco de Goya, insured for more than $1 million, was stolen last
week on the way from Ohio to New York for an exhibition, two museums
announced. The 228-year-old painting "Children with a Cart" was stolen
near Scranton, Pennsylvania, according to a joint statement issued on
Monday by the Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum in New York and Ohio's
Toledo Museum of Art which acquired the work in 1959. The work was to
be displayed at a Guggenheim exhibition, "Spanish Painting from El
Greco to Picasso: Time, Truth and History," scheduled to open on
Friday. The painting was being carried by a professional art
transporter at the time of the theft, the museums said. They added the
FBI was investigating the theft. The museums said it would be virtually
impossible to sell the painting on the open market, and the insurer had
offered a reward of $50,000 for information leading to its recovery.
Goya, who lived from 1746 to 1828, is considered an early force of
modernism in art. He was a painter of Spanish royalty and also depicted
scenes of horror in a time of social and political upheaval. "Children
with a Cart" was painted in 1778 as a model for a tapestry. It depicts
four colorfully dressed children and a wooden cart at the base of a
dark tree, with a billowing cloud in the background.>>
nordicskiv2
Art Neuendorffer <aneuendor...@comcast.net>
(aneuendor...@comicass.nut) wrote:
> Dave Webb wrote:
> .
> > I hear Strange voices: 'Art, Bart, Cart. . .
I didn't write that, Art; in fact, *you* did! Are you getting
senile? Have you forgotten how to use the Google archive? Or are you
parodying Elizabeth Weird's witless attributions of her own words to
others?
As for your subject line, there goes *who* again, Art? Goya?
Incidentally, Art, "Goya" is an anagram of "Yago," the transliteration
of the Russian яго, which is the Russian VERsion of "Iago" and the
way that the name is often transliterated into Cyrillic. Surely you
can manufacture some amusing conspiratorial claptrap from that.
> -------------------------------------------------------------
> "Children with a Cart" stolen while in transit
But Art -- "transit" is an anagram of "It's Art N." Are we to
infer that *you* are the thief, Art?
> Reuters : Tuesday, November 14, 2006; 6:41 AM
> .
> <<WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A painting by revolutionary Spanish master
> Francisco de Goya, insured for more than $1 million, was stolen last
> week on the way from Ohio to New York for an exhibition, two museums
> announced. The 228-year-old painting "Children with a Cart" was stolen
> near Scranton,
But Art -- "Scranton" is an anagram of "Art C. N., son!" Your
guilt is beginning to look pretty unmistakable.
> Pennsylvania, according to a joint statement issued on
> Monday by the Solomon
Didn't Solomon build a Temple, Art?
> R. Guggenheim Museum in New York and Ohio's
> Toledo
But Art -- "Toledo" is an anagram of "E.O. dolt." Of course, that
could be one of many people, but in view of the anagrams above, it
surely must refer to you. To quote one of your own oft-repeated
idiocies, "'I admit that some of them are not very important . . .but
look at the number of them' - Sam Spade in Maltese Falcon [sic]."
> Museum of Art
The mere fact that it's called a Museum of Art does not entitle you
to take personal possession of its holdings, Art.
> which acquired the work in 1959. The work was to
> be displayed at a Guggenheim exhibition, "Spanish Painting from El
> Greco
Your sobriquet ought to be El Greppo, Art.
> to Picasso: Time, Truth and History," scheduled to open on
> Friday. The painting was being carried by a professional art
> transporter
A professional Art transporter? Are those the guys with white
coats, nets, and restraints (straitjackets, etc.) in their vehicle?
> at the time of the theft, the museums said. They added the
> FBI was investigating the theft. The museums said it would be virtually
> impossible to sell the painting on the open market, and the insurer had
> offered a reward of $50,000 for information leading to its recovery.
> Goya, who lived from 1746 to 1828, is considered an early force of
> modernism in art. He was a painter of Spanish royalty and also depicted
> scenes of horror in a time of social and political upheaval. "Children
> with a Cart" was painted in 1778 as a model for a tapestry. It depicts
> four colorfully dressed children and a wooden cart at the base of a
> dark tree, with a billowing cloud in the background.>>
But Art -- "Children with a Cart" is an anagram of "With heraldic
Art C. N." Do you recall the Neuendorffer arms, Art? They are
described as follows:
"The Neuendorffer arms: Sinister, an allocamelus furiosant on a
field of ordure. Dexter, derriere de cheval, saliant. A bend
sinister,
a wit disarmed and dormant, completely round the bend. Alternate
fesses, farces, and feces, musca sejant. For cadency or mark of
difference, a mARTlet."
Incidentally, Art, was your post supposed to have had anything whateVER
to do with Shakespeare? I'm just curious.
BCD
On Nov 15, 10:10 am, "nordicskiv2" <David.L.W...@Dartmouth.edu> wrote:
> Art Neuendorffer <aneuendorffer114...@comcast.net>
> > Reuters : Tuesday, November 14, 2006; 6:41 AM
> > .
> > <<WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A painting by revolutionary Spanish master
> > Francisco de Goya, insured for more than $1 million, was stolen last
> > week on the way from Ohio to New York for an exhibition, two museums
> > announced. The 228-year-old painting "Children with a Cart" was stolen
> > near Scranton,
> But Art -- "Scranton" is an anagram of "Art C. N., son!" Your
> guilt is beginning to look pretty unmistakable.
***David, ye gods! Scranton!?! Did you miss memorandum 2006F47a
(revised)? I have already sent word, via method Astraea6, to the Grand
Master. Art is obviously closing in on the vital link which is the key
to the entire Mission, and which, when once known, will enable him to
plumb the most profound depths of secret human knowledge. "Scranton"
is an obvious reference to the first-season episode of "Green Acres" in
which a New York hairdresser is blackmailed into doing the hair of the
ladies of Hooterville by mere mention of the word "Scranton." If Art
learns the true significance of the usage in that episode of the term
"spit curl," and whom Mrs. Ziffel really represents, well, I need not
tell you the dire consequences... Expect an emergency session of the
executive council in the safe place (BBL1X) very soon. I have been
given the high honor of supplying the pretzels.
Best Wishes,
--BCD
Web Site: http://www.csulb.edu/~odinthor
Visit unknown Los Angeles: http://www.csulb.edu/~odinthor/socal1.html
Art Neuendorffer
> > .
> > > I hear Strange voices: 'Art, Bart, Cart. . .
nordicskiv2 wrote:
>
> I didn't write that, Art; in fact, *you* did! Are you getting
> senile? Have you forgotten how to use the Google archive? Or are you
> parodying Elizabeth Weird's witless attributions of her own words to
> others?
>
> As for your subject line, there goes *who* again, Art? Goya?
If I'm George Allen and you're Jim Webb then you are *A GOY* .
.
nordicskiv2 wrote:
>
> Incidentally, Art, "Goya" is an anagram of "Yago," the transliteration
> of the Russian яго, which is the Russian VERsion of "Iago" and the
> way that the name is often transliterated into Cyrillic. Surely you
> can manufacture some amusing conspiratorial claptrap from that.
>
I only REVEal conspiratorial claptrap;
I don't manufacture it.
> > -------------------------------------------------------------
> > "Children with a Cart" stolen while in transit
.
nordicskiv2 wrote:
>
> But Art -- "transit" is an anagram of "It's Art N."
> Are we to infer that *you* are the thief, Art?
>
It's possible.
.
> > Reuters : Tuesday, November 14, 2006; 6:41 AM
> > .
> > <<WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A painting by revolutionary Spanish master
> > Francisco de Goya, insured for more than $1 million, was stolen last
> > week on the way from Ohio to New York for an exhibition, two museums
> > announced. The 228-year-old painting "Children with a Cart" was stolen
> > near Scranton,
.
nordicskiv2 wrote:
>
> But Art -- "Scranton" is an anagram of "Art C. N., son!"
> Your guilt is beginning to look pretty unmistakable.
My son was in *SAN JOSE* at the time.
(And I was at a family reunion in Wales *AS JONES* )
-----------------------------------------------------
You can't keep up with the Joneses
SATURDAY 04/11/2006 10:41:01
.
<<More than 1,000 Joneses have proved that there is no keeping up with
them when they broke the world record for the biggest get-together of
people with the same surname. A record breaking 1,224 Joneses
gathered at the Wales Millennium Centre in Cardiff last night, smashing
the previous record held by Sweden where 583 Norbergs gathered in one
place. Joneses from across Wales and as far away as Australia descended
on the capital city to make up the audience for the "Jones Jones Jones"
variety show. One American tour company even organised a special trip
to Wales so that Joneses living in the States could play a part in the
show. Those named Jones were given priority in attending the event and
audience members had to bring proof of identity with them. Hyphenated
surnames or maiden names did not count. Guinness World Record officials
were in attendance to validate the attempt. Former Bond girl and 80s
pop star Grace Jones headed a host of famous Joneses per forming at the
evet, in her first visit to Wales. Opera singers Dame Gwyneth Jones and
Gwyn Hughes Jones and West End star John Owen-Jones, all added to the
numbers helping to break the record.>>
-----------------------------------
> > Pennsylvania, according to a joint statement issued on
> > Monday by the Solomon
.
nordicskiv2 wrote:
>
> Didn't Solomon build a Temple, Art?
.
Where's the evidence?
.
> > R. Guggenheim Museum in New York and Ohio's
> > Toledo
.
nordicskiv2 wrote:
>
> But Art -- "Toledo" is an anagram of "E.O. dolt." Of course, that
> could be one of many people, but in view of the anagrams above,
> it surely must refer to you.
*E.O. told* me you'd try this anagram
(last night on the way to the bathroom).
.
> > Museum of Art
.
nordicskiv2 wrote:
>
> The mere fact that it's called a Museum of Art does not
> entitle you to take personal possession of its holdings, Art.
>
My mistake.
.
> > which acquired the work in 1959. The work was to
> > be displayed at a Guggenheim exhibition,
> > "Spanish Painting from El Greco
.
nordicskiv2 wrote:
>
> Your sobriquet ought to be El Greppo, Art.
.
So I'm the sixth Marx brother?
>
> > to Picasso: Time, Truth and History," scheduled to open on
> > Friday. The painting was being carried by a professional art
> > transporter
.
nordicskiv2 wrote:
>
> A professional Art transporter? Are those the guys with white
> coats, nets, and restraints (straitjackets, etc.) in their vehicle?
.
Those guys are mere amateurs.
.
> > at the time of the theft, the museums said. They added the
> > FBI was investigating the theft. The museums said it would be virtually
> > impossible to sell the painting on the open market, and the insurer had
> > offered a reward of $50,000 for information leading to its recovery.
> > Goya, who lived from 1746 to 1828, is considered an early force of
> > modernism in art. He was a painter of Spanish royalty and also depicted
> > scenes of horror in a time of social and political upheaval. "Children
> > with a Cart" was painted in 1778 as a model for a tapestry. It depicts
> > four colorfully dressed children and a wooden cart at the base of a
> > dark tree, with a billowing cloud in the background.>>
.
nordicskiv2 wrote:
>
> But Art -- "Children with a Cart" is an anagram of "With heraldic
> Art C. N." Do you recall the Neuendorffer arms, Art? They are
> described as follows:
>
> "The Neuendorffer arms: Sinister, an allocamelus furiosant on a
> field of ordure. Dexter, derriere de cheval, saliant. A bend
> sinister,
> a wit disarmed and dormant, completely round the bend. Alternate
> fesses, farces, and feces, musca sejant. For cadency or mark of
> difference, a mARTlet."
>
Well, it can't be a straitjacket then cause they are bent both ways.
.
nordicskiv2 wrote:
>
> Incidentally, Art, was your post supposed to have had anything
> whateVER to do with Shakespeare? I'm just curious.
Does the illiterate Stratford boob have anything
whateVER to do with Shakespeare? I'm just curious.
Art Neuendorffer
Art Neuendorffer
> > > .
> > > <<WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A painting by revolutionary Spanish master
> > > Francisco de Goya, insured for more than $1 million, was stolen last
> > > week on the way from Ohio to New York for an exhibition, two museums
> > > announced. The 228-year-old painting "Children with a Cart" was stolen
> > > near Scranton,
> On Nov 15, 10:10 am, "nordicskiv2" <David.L.W...@Dartmouth.edu> wrote:
>
> > But Art -- "Scranton" is an anagram of "Art C. N., son!"
BCD wrote:
>
> ***David, ye gods! Scranton!?! Did you miss memorandum 2006F47a
> (revised)? I have already sent word, via method Astraea6, to the Grand
> Master. Art is obviously closing in on the vital link which is the key
> to the entire Mission, and which, when once known, will enable him to
> plumb the most profound depths of secret human knowledge. "Scranton"
> is an obvious reference to the first-season episode of "Green Acres" in
> which a New York hairdresser is blackmailed into doing the hair of the
> ladies of Hooterville by mere mention of the word "Scranton." If Art
> learns the true significance of the usage in that episode of the term
> "spit curl," and whom Mrs. Ziffel really represents, well, I need not
> tell you the dire consequences... Expect an emergency session of the
> executive council in the safe place (BBL1X) very soon. I have been
> given the high honor of supplying the pretzels.
It's too late, BCD;
I already have Hooterville Cannonball tickets in hand!.
------------------------------------------
<<Hooterville county had a population of 3000 citizens (as of 1963),
such as Newt Kiley who farmed over 80 acres (320,000 m²); Ben Miller,
the apple farmer; Mr. Haney (first name disputed, Eustace or Charlton),
the county con man; Hank Kimball, the idiotic county agent; Sam
Drucker, the only shopkeeper in Hooterville; Sarah Hotchkiss Trendell,
the telephone operator; Fred Ziffel, a pig farm owner; Doris "Ruthie"
Ziffel, Fred's loud and nosey wife (the couple also owned an
intelligent pig named Arnold); Charley Pratt and Floyd Smoot, the
engineer and conductor respectively on the local train, the Hooterville
Cannonball; and Eb Dawson, the handyman for the Douglases. "Hot Time In
The Old Town Tonight" was the only song that the Hooterville Volunteer
Fire Department Marching Band could play--at half speed and somewhat
off-key. The name "Hooterville" is actually first used in episode No. 6
of The BEVERly Hillbillies by supporting character Jasper "Jazzbo"
Depew.>>
------------------------------------------
Art Neuendorffer
nordicskiv2
Art Neuendorffer wrote:
> > > > Reuters : Tuesday, November 14, 2006; 6:41 AM
> > > > .
> > > > <<WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A painting by revolutionary Spanish master
> > > > Francisco de Goya, insured for more than $1 million, was stolen last
> > > > week on the way from Ohio to New York for an exhibition, two museums
> > > > announced. The 228-year-old painting "Children with a Cart" was stolen
> > > > near Scranton,
> .
> > On Nov 15, 10:10 am, "nordicskiv2" <David.L.W...@Dartmouth.edu> wrote:
> >
> > > But Art -- "Scranton" is an anagram of "Art C. N., son!"
> BCD wrote:
> >
> > ***David, ye gods! Scranton!?! Did you miss memorandum 2006F47a
> > (revised)?
That memo has been superseded; the Grand Master is quite vexed, and
has ordered that Art be distracted from "The Flintstones" as quickly
and as deftly as possible, even if meant naming Scranton. True, it
would be a great loss to our Order if Art should turn his towering
intellect to "Green Acres," but the loss would be negligible compared
to what he might accomplish by a minute examination of old Flintstones
episodes -- just think of what he has already realized about Popeye, or
about Amos and Andy.
See what I mean, Brent? He's already at it -- the man's incisive
perceptiveness inspires shock and awe!
P.S.: I'm sending this via e-mail rather than to the newsgroup; the
Grand Master instructs you to confine even all-points emergency
communications to private channels and to avoid using h.l.a.s. to
communicate with the rest of the brethren -- Art is far too close to
the truth for comfort, and we cannot afford any further leaks. The
communication leaked by Tom Reedy's son occasioned catastrophic damage.
> ------------------------------------------
> Art Neuendorffer
lackpurity
MM:
Main Entry: il·lit·er·ate
Pronunciation: (")i(l)-'li-t(&-)r&t
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English, from Latin illiteratus, from in- +
litteratus literate
1 : having little or no education; especially : unable to read or write
<an illiterate population>
2 a : showing or marked by a lack of familiarity with language and
literature <an illiterate magazine> b : violating approved patterns of
speaking or writing
3 : showing or marked by a lack of acquaintance with the fundamentals
of a particular field of knowledge <musically illiterate>
synonym see IGNORANT
- illiterate noun
- il·lit·er·ate·ly adverb
- il·lit·er·ate·ness noun
MM:
Art, regarding #1 Shakespeare was educated by Christopher Marlowe, who
was omnicient.
Art, regarding #2 Shakespeare is one of the greatest writers of all
time, of the age.
Art, regarding #3 Shakespeare showed a marked knowledge of many fields,
especially mysticism.
You have no proof, no rebuttals, so your pigeonholing of Shakespeare
should be dismissed. You are like most Anti-Strats, you make a lot of
noise, but you're in a tiny minority. You have even less grasp of
Shakespeare than Reedy, or Bob. It's sad.
Michael Martin
Art Neuendorffer
> > > > > .
> > > > > <<WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A painting by revolutionary Spanish master
> > > > > Francisco de Goya, insured for more than $1 million, was stolen last
> > > > > week on the way from Ohio to New York for an exhibition, two museums
> > > > > announced. The 228-year-old painting "Children with a Cart" was stolen
> > > > > near Scranton,
> > .
> > > On Nov 15, 10:10 am, "nordicskiv2" <David.L.W...@Dartmouth.edu> wrote:
> > >
> > > > But Art -- "Scranton" is an anagram of "Art C. N., son!"
>
> > BCD wrote:
> > >
> > > ***David, ye gods! Scranton!?! Did you miss memorandum 2006F47a
> > > (revised)?
>
>
> That memo has been superseded; the Grand Master is quite vexed, and
> has ordered that Art be distracted from "The Flintstones" as quickly
> and as deftly as possible, even if meant naming Scranton. True, it
> would be a great loss to our Order if Art should turn his towering
> intellect to "Green Acres," but the loss would be negligible compared
> to what he might accomplish by a minute examination of old Flintstones
> episodes -- just think of what he has already realized about Popeye, or
> about Amos and Andy.
*VERDE* : green
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. As You Like It Act 5, Scene 3
.
Second Page: It was a lover and his lass,
. With a hey, and a ho, and a hey nonino,
. That o'er the *GREEN* corn-field did pass
. In the spring time, the only pretty ring time,
. When birds do sing, hey ding a ding, ding:
. Sweet lovers love the spring.
.
. Between the *ACRES* of the rye,
. With a hey, and a ho, and a hey nonino
. These pretty country folks would lie,
. In spring time, &c.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
. The Tempest Act 1, Scene 1
.
GONZALO: Now would I give a thousand furlongs of sea for an
. *ACRE* of barren ground, long heath, brown furze, any
. thing. The wills above be done! but I would fain
. die a dry death.
.
. Act 4, Scene 1
..
CERES Hail, many-colour'd messenger, that ne'er
. Dost disobey the wife of Jupiter;
. Who with thy saffron wings upon my flowers
. Diffusest honey-drops, refreshing showers,
. And with each end of thy blue bow dost crown
. My bosky *ACRES* and my unshrubb'd down,
. Rich scarf to my proud earth; why hath thy queen
. Summon'd me hither, to this short-grass'd *GREEN* ?
------------------------------------------------------------------
*ACRE* is the translation of a word (tse'med), which properly means a
yoke, and denotes a space of ground that may be ploughed by a yoke of
oxen in a day.
------------------------------------------------------------------
Table of the Annotations in Edward de Vere's Geneva Bible
Book |Chap|Verse|Verse Marks | Markings in the Margin
-------|----|-----|------------|-----------------------------------
1 Sam | 14 |13-14| U(R) |
| 14 |15 | U(R) | M(R)
1 Samuel Chapter 14, Verse 13-15
<<And Jonathan climbed up upon his hands and upon his feet, and his
armourbearer after him: and they fell before Jonathan; and his
armourbearer slew after him. And that first slaughter, which Jonathan
and his armourbearer made, was about twenty men, within as it were an
half *ACRE* of land, which *a yoke of oxen might plow* . And there was
trembling in the host, in the field, and among all the people: the
garrison, and the spoilers, they also trembled, and the earth quaked:
so it was a VERy great trembling.>>
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
. King Henry IV, Part i Act 1, Scene 1
.
KING HENRY IV: As far as to the sepulchre of Christ,
. Whose soldier now, under whose blessed cross
. We are impressed and engaged to fight,
. Forthwith a power of English shall we levy;
. Whose arms were moulded in their mothers' womb
. To chase these pagans in those holy fields
. Over whose *ACRES* walk'd those blessed feet
. Which 14 hundred years ago were nail'd
. For our advantage on the bitter cross.
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. The Winter's Tale Act 1, Scene 2
.
HERMIONE: Our praises are our wages: you may ride's
. With one soft kiss a thousand furlongs ere
. With spur we beat an *ACRE*.
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. Hamlet, Prince of Denmark Act 5, Scene 1
HAMLET: if thou prate of mountains, let them throw
. Millions of *ACRES* on us, till our ground,
. Singeing his pate against the burning zone,
. Make Ossa like a wart! Nay, an thou'lt mouth,
. I'll rant as well as thou.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
. King Lear Act 4, Scene 4
..
CORDELIA: A century send forth;
. Search *EVERy ACRE* in the high-grown field,
. And bring him to our eye.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
. Winnie-The-Pooh
.
. Description: A bear of very little brain.
.
. Alias: Pooh Bear, Winnie-the-Pooh, and Edward Bear.
. Known to live "under the name of Sanders."
. "It means he had the name (Sanders) over the door
. in gold letters, and (Pooh) lived under it."
.
. Honors: Knighted "Sir Pooh de Bear" by Christopher Robin.
. Discoverer of the North Pole.
.
. Address: 100 Aker Wood West
-------------------------------------------------------------------
. under the name of Sanders (Aker Wood)
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. _The Antiquary_ - Sir Walter Scott
.
<<And, ohon! I wish that and the like o' that
had been the warst o't! Whiles they wad hae heard
the din we were making in the very bowels o' the earth,
when SANDERS AIKWOOD, that was forester in thae days,
the father o' Ringan that now is, was gaun daundering
about the wood at e'en, to see after the Laird's game and
whiles he wad hae seen a glance o' the light frae the door o' the
cave, flaughtering against the hazels on the other bank;---and
then siccan stories as Sanders had about the worricows and
gyre-carlins that haunted about the auld wa's at e'en, and the
lights that he had seen, and the cries that he had heard, when
there was nae mortal e'e open but his ain; and eh! as he wad
thrum them ower and ower to the like o' me ayont the ingle
at e'en, and as I wad gie the auld silly carle grane for grane,
and tale for tale, though I ken'd muckle better about it than
ever he did.>>
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> > BCD wrote:
> > >
> > > I have already sent word, via method Astraea6, to the Grand
> > > Master. Art is obviously closing in on the vital link which is the key
> > > to the entire Mission, and which, when once known, will enable him to
> > > plumb the most profound depths of secret human knowledge. "Scranton"
> > > is an obvious reference to the first-season episode of "Green Acres" in
> > > which a New York hairdresser is blackmailed into doing the hair of the
> > > ladies of Hooterville by mere mention of the word "Scranton." If Art
> > > learns the true significance of the usage in that episode of the term
> > > "spit curl," and whom Mrs. Ziffel really represents, well, I need not
> > > tell you the dire consequences... Expect an emergency session of the
> > > executive council in the safe place (BBL1X) very soon. I have been
> > > given the high honor of supplying the pretzels.
.
> Art Neuendorffer wrote:
>>
> > It's too late, BCD;
> > I already have Hooterville Cannonball tickets in hand!.
> > ------------------------------------------
> > <<Hooterville county had a population of 3000 citizens (as of 1963),
> > such as Newt Kiley who farmed over 80 acres (320,000 m²); Ben Miller,
> > the apple farmer; Mr. Haney (first name disputed, Eustace or Charlton),
> > the county con man; Hank Kimball, the idiotic county agent; Sam
> > Drucker, the only shopkeeper in Hooterville; Sarah Hotchkiss Trendell,
> > the telephone operator; Fred Ziffel, a pig farm owner; Doris "Ruthie"
> > Ziffel, Fred's loud and nosey wife (the couple also owned an
> > intelligent pig named Arnold); Charley Pratt and Floyd Smoot, the
> > engineer and conductor respectively on the local train, the Hooterville
> > Cannonball; and Eb Dawson, the handyman for the Douglases. "Hot Time In
> > The Old Town Tonight" was the only song that the Hooterville Volunteer
> > Fire Department Marching Band could play--at half speed and somewhat
> > off-key. The name "Hooterville" is actually first used in episode No. 6
> > of The BEVERly Hillbillies by supporting character Jasper "Jazzbo"
> > Depew.>>
>
nordicskiv2 wrote:
>
> See what I mean, Brent? He's already at it --
> the man's incisive perceptiveness inspires shock and awe!
>
Awe....wasn't that nice!
>
nordicskiv2 wrote:
>
> P.S.: I'm sending this via e-mail rather than to the newsgroup; the
> Grand Master instructs you to confine even all-points emergency
> communications to private channels and to avoid using h.l.a.s. to
> communicate with the rest of the brethren -- Art is far too close to
> the truth for comfort, and we cannot afford any further leaks.
> The communication leaked by Tom Reedy's son .
> occasioned catastrophic damage
.
Fold catastrophe?
Cusp catastrophe?
Swallowtail catastrophe?
Butterfly catastrophe?
Hyperbolic umbilic catastrophe?
Elliptic umbilic catastrophe?
Parabolic umbilic catastrophe?
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Art Neuendorffer
nordicskiv2
Art Neuendorffer <aneuendor...@comcast.net>
(aneuendor...@comicass.nut) wrote:
In your case, Art, it would surely be Swallowanytale -- although
one could not rule out Hyperbollocks Dumbilic. But I would be cautious
if I were you, Art -- a discussion of catastrophes and singularities
inevitably leads to the notion of a STRATified space, of which
h.l.a.s., thanks to the efforts of the Grand Master's trusted
operatives, is a salient example. HoweVER, you have single-handedly
made the task of keeping it so comparable to cleansing the Augean
Stables, Art.
> Art Neuendorffer
Art Neuendorffer
> > >
> > > P.S.: I'm sending this via e-mail rather than to the newsgroup; the
> > > Grand Master instructs you to confine even all-points emergency
> > > communications to private channels and to avoid using h.l.a.s. to
> > > communicate with the rest of the brethren -- Art is far too close to
> > > the truth for comfort, and we cannot afford any further leaks.
> > > The communication leaked by Tom Reedy's son .
> > > occasioned catastrophic damage
.
> > .
> > Fold catastrophe?
> > Cusp catastrophe?
> > Swallowtail catastrophe?
> > Butterfly catastrophe?
> > Hyperbolic umbilic catastrophe?
> > Elliptic umbilic catastrophe?
> > Parabolic umbilic catastrophe?
nordicskiv2 wrote:
>
> In your case, Art, it would surely be Swallowanytale -- although
> one could not rule out Hyperbollocks Dumbilic. But I would be cautious
> if I were you, Art -- a discussion of catastrophes and singularities
> inevitably leads to the notion of a STRATified space, of which
> h.l.a.s., thanks to the efforts of the Grand Master's trusted
> operatives, is a salient example. HoweVER, you have single-handedly
> made the task of keeping it so comparable to cleansing the Augean
> Stables, Art.
>
or end up in a public Cuspidor catastrophe.
Art Neuendorffer
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Art Neuendorffer
nordicskiv2
Art Neuendorffer <aneuendor...@comcast.net>
(aneuendor...@comicass.nut) wrote:
> > > nordicskiv2 wrote:
> > > >
> > > > P.S.: I'm sending this via e-mail rather than to the newsgroup; the
> > > > Grand Master instructs you to confine even all-points emergency
> > > > communications to private channels and to avoid using h.l.a.s. to
> > > > communicate with the rest of the brethren -- Art is far too close to
> > > > the truth for comfort, and we cannot afford any further leaks.
> > > > The communication leaked by Tom Reedy's son .
> > > > occasioned catastrophic damage
> > Art Neuendorffer <aneuendor...@comcast.net>
> > > .
> > > Fold catastrophe?
> > > Cusp catastrophe?
> > > Swallowtail catastrophe?
> > > Butterfly catastrophe?
> > > Hyperbolic umbilic catastrophe?
> > > Elliptic umbilic catastrophe?
> > > Parabolic umbilic catastrophe?
> nordicskiv2 wrote:
> >
> > In your case, Art, it would surely be Swallowanytale -- although
> > one could not rule out Hyperbollocks Dumbilic. But I would be cautious
> > if I were you, Art -- a discussion of catastrophes and singularities
> > inevitably leads to the notion of a STRATified space, of which
> > h.l.a.s., thanks to the efforts of the Grand Master's trusted
> > operatives, is a salient example. HoweVER, you have single-handedly
> > made the task of keeping it so comparable to cleansing the Augean
> > Stables, Art.
> The Strats will soon experience a Fold catastrophe
I VERy much doubt it, Art -- VERsal unfoldings look more like an
Oxfordian phenomenon.
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