"David L. Webb" <
david.l.w...@dartmouth.edu> wrote:
>
> No, Art; Joshua Bell is best known as an artist,
> while Edward de Vere was best known as a fartist.
<<In earnest thus: there is a Doctor and his *FART* that have kept
a foule stinking stirre in Paules Churchyard: I crie him mercie. I
slaundered him; he is scarse a Doctor till he hath done his Acts:
This dodipoule, this didopper, this professed poetical braggart,
hath raild upon me, without wit or Art, in certain foure penniworth
of Letters and three farthing-worth of Sonnets: now do I meane to
present him and *SHAKErley* to the Queens foole-taker for coatch-
horses: for two that draw more equallie in one Oratoriall yoke
of vaine-glorie, there is not under heaven.>> - T. NASHE
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__ Hamlet (1603: Bad Quarto 1) Act 5 Scene 1
.
enter Clowne and an other.
.
Clowne: I say no, she ought not to be buried
. In christian buriall.
.
2: Why sir?
.
Clowne: Mary more's the pitty, that great folke
. Should haue more authoritie to hang or drowne
. Themselues, more than other people:
. Goe fetch me a stope of drinke, but before thou
. Goest, tell me one thing, who buildes strongest,
. Of a [MASON], a Shipwright, or a Carpenter?
.
2: Why a [MASON], for he buildes all of stone,
. And will indure long.
.
Clowne: That's prety, too't agen, too't agen.
.
2: Why then a Carpenter, for he buildes the gallowes,
. And that brings many a one to his long home.
.
Clowne: Prety agen, the gallowes doth well, mary howe dooes it well?
. the gallowes dooes well to them that doe ill, goe
. ge[T] thee go[N]e: And if [A]ny one a[S]ke thee [H]ereaft[E]r,
. say, A Graue-maker, for the houses he buildes
. Last till Doomes-day. Fetch me a stope of beere, goe.
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.
. g e [T] t h e e
. g o [N] e A n d
__ i f [A] n y o n
. e a [S] k e t h
. e e [H] e r e a
__ f t [E] r
.
[TNASHE] 7 {233,000}
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. _The Knights_ (424 BC) by *ARISTOPHANES*
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NICIAS How loudly the *PAPHLAGONIAN FARTS* and snores!
. I was able to seize the sacred oracle, which he was
. guarding with the greatest care, without his seeing me.
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SAUSAGE-SELLER: VERy well!
. it was *CLEON* who had caused the price to fall so low,
. that all might eat it, and the jurymen in the Courts were
. almost asphyxiated from *FARTING* in each others' faces.
.
DEMOS: Hah! why, indeed, a *DUNGTOWNITE* told me the same thing.
.
SAUSAGE-SELLER: Were you not yourself in those days
. quite red in the gills with *FARTING*?
.
DEMOS: Why, it was a trick *WORTHY* of Pyrrhandrus!
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Joseph Barnes published the only English edition of *ARISTOPHANES*
prior to 1640, a Greek edition published in *OXENford* in 1593.
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*OZONE* is derived from the Greek *OXEiN* meaning *to SMELL*
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<<This Earle of Oxford, making his *LOW* obeisance to Queen
Elizabeth, happened to let a FART, at which he was so
abashed and ashamed that he went to Travell, *7 yeares* .
On his returne the Queen welcomed him home, and sayd,
My Lord, I had forgott the FART.>> -- John Aubrey
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__ Hamlet (1603: Bad Quarto 1) Act 5 Scene 1
.
Hamlet: An excellent fellow by the Lord Horatio,
. This *SEAUEN YEARES* haue I noted it: the toe of the pesant,
. *COMES so neere the heele of the courtier* ,
. That hee gawles his kibe, I prethee tell mee one thing,
. How long will a man lie in the ground before hee rots?
.
Clowne: I faith sir, if hee be not rotten [B]efore
. *HE BE* laide in, [A]s we haue many pocky [C]orses,
. He will last y[O]u, eight yeares, *a tan[N]er*
. Will last you eight yeares full out, or nine.
.
Hamlet: And why *A TANNER* ?
.
Clowne: Why his hide is so tanned with his trade,
. That it will holde out water, that's a parlous
. Deuourer of your dead body, a great soaker.
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Clowne: I faith sir, <= 17 =>
.
. --- i f h e e b e n o t {R} o t t e n
. [B] e f o r e*H E B E*l {A} i d e i n
. [A] s w e h a u e m a n {Y} p o c k y
. [C] o r s e s H e w i l {L} l a s t y
. [O] u e i g h t y e a r {E} s a t a n
. [N] e r W i l l l a s t {Y} o u
.
[BACON] 17 {244,000}
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Greek political satires were written that ridiculed
Pericles' *non-aristocratic* successor:
the war-mongering demagogue *CLEON* .
.
thE WaSPS [Sphekes] (422 BC) Philonides
thE KnigHts. (424 BC) Aristophanes
thE AchARnians (425 BC) Callistratus
.
But Philonides & Callistratus were
pseudonym/front men used by Aristophanes.
.
Unfortunately, Aristophanes was unable to hide behind
a pseudonym in _The Knights_ because Aristophanes,
himself, was *forced to play the CLEON character*
(a scheming *PAPHLAGONIAN LEATHER-MONGER* )
after EVERyone else refused.
.
(We know for certain that this character was
intended to be *CLEON* because *CLEON's father*
Cleaenetus was, in fact, *A TANNER* .)
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__ Hamlet (1603: Bad Quarto 1) Act 1 Scene 4
Hamlet: King, Father, Royall Dane,
. O answere mee, let mee not burst in ignorance,
. But say why thy *CANONizd BONES* hearsed in death
. Haue burst their ceremonies: why thy Sepulcher,
. In which wee saw thee quietly interr'd,
. Hath burst his ponderous and marble Iawes,
. To cast thee vp againe: what may this meane,
. That thou, dead corse, againe in compleate steele,
. Reuissets [T]hus the glimses of the Moone,
. Maki[N]g night hideous, and we fooles of n[A]ture,
. So horridely to *SHAKE* our di[S]position,
. With thoughts beyond t[H]e reaches of our soules?
. Say, speak[E], wherefore, what may this meane?
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______________ <= 28 =>
.
[T] h u s t h e g l i m s e s o f t h e M o o n e,M a k i
[N] g n i g h t h i d e o u s,a n d w e f o o l e s o f n
[A] t u r e,S o h o r r i d e l y t o*S H A K E*o u r d i
[S] p o s i t i o n,W i t h t h o u g h t s b e y o n d t
[H] e r e a c h e s o f o u r s o u l e s?S a y,s p e a k
[E]
.
wherefore, what may this meane?
.
[TNASHE] 28 {52,000}
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__ Hamlet Q1 (1603: Bad Quarto 1) Act 1 Scene 1
.
Mar.: So nightly toyles the su[B]iect of the l[A]nd,
. And why su[C]h dayly cost [O]f *BRAZEN Can[N]on*
. And forra[I]ne marte, for implements of warre,
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So nightly toyles the su-
.
____ <= 10 =>
.
. [B] i e c t o f t h e
. l [A] n d,A n d w h y
. s u [C] h d a y l y c
. o s t [O] f B R A Z E
. N C A N [N] O N A n d
. f o r r a [I] n e
.
marte, for implements of warre,
.
[BACONI] 11 {2,900,000}
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____ *OBSCURIS VERA INVOLVENS*
http://www.fbrt.org.uk/pages/athena/frameset-athena.html
.
. <<Inscribed on Athena's shield is a Latin motto,
.
____ *OBSCURIS VERA INVOLVENS*
.
. meaning *TRUTH is enveloped in obscurity* , which explains
. the imagery on the shield-the central sun representing
. *TRUTH* and the surrounding clouds obscurity.>>
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__ *OBSCURIS VERA INVOLVENS*
_______. {anagram}
__ *BACONVS {S} NIL VERO VERIUS*
__ *BACON {SVS} NIL VERO VERIUS*
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The DOUBLE AA (_Faerie Queene_) headpiece.
http://fly.hiwaay.net/~paul/aa/alpha.html
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A = ALPHa/ALePH = bull/ox
A = "stream" (Danish)
.
A-A = OX-Ford = Bull-beck
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<<The BOAR, a symbol of Apollo, the divine SWINEHERD,
is said to imprint the ground with the sign of 'AA'..."
.
. Bacon, from his "Masculine Birth of Time"...
. "Why, *even COUNTRY BUMPKINS have proverbs*
. which are *APT expressions of TRUTH*
.
A PIG might print the letter A with his snout in the mud, but you
would not on that account expect it to go on to compose a tragedy.">>
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Art Neuendorffer