On Sunday, February 24, 2019 at 5:02:56 PM UTC-5, Arthur Neuendorffer (aka Noonedafter) wrote:
> > Don wrote:
> >
> > <<Actually, as an interested spectator, I would consider
> > "evidence" for Stratman to be rather solid.>>
> Neufer (aka Noonedafter) wrote: So that would be #2 type "evidence" then.
> Lea wrote:
>
> <<To paraphrase Sam Diamond, virtually all Oxfordian "evidence"
> is more like #2, if you know what I mean.>>
> Tell it to the Judge:
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> Justice Stevens firmly identified himself as an Oxfordian to the New York
> Times in 2002 and to the Wall Street Journal in 2009.
While he is a distinguished jurist, Justice Stevens was neVER an Elizabethan/Jacobean scholar or a literary historian, Art. Matters being so, his pronouncements on the authorship "question" are about as authoritative as Velikovsky's pronouncements on planetary science, Dr. antiStratnutter's pronouncements concerning controlled, room temperature nuclear fusion, Mr. Streitz's pronouncements upon the applicability of the Bernoulli Principle to aviation, or "Dr." Faker's pronouncements on Fermat's Last Theorem or the Apollo lunar landing.
Incidentally, Art, here is an international conference that might interest you:
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https://tn.com.ar/sociedad/el-cuestionado-movimiento-terraplanista-hara-su-primera-reunion-internacional-en-la-argentina_942546>.
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https://www.lanoticia1.com/noticia/insolito-encuentro-de-terraplanismo-en-colon-para-los-que-creen-que-la-tierra-es-plana-112823.html>
You might find this conference more accessible than the annual SACCC, if only because its venue is not a carefully concealed secret, and even cowans are welcome to attend.
Curiously enough, the event is being held in Colón, which has a dual resonance for you: besides its obvious reference to the Genoan navigator, it is the source of virtually all anti-Stratfordian delusions. Get your tickets right away, Art!
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> Justice Blackmun went even further by 1992.
Justice Blackmun was neVER an Elizabethan/Jacobean scholar or a literary historian, Art. Matters being so, his pronouncements on the authorship "question" are about as authoritative as Velikovsky's pronouncements on planetary science, Dr. antiStratnutter's pronouncements concerning controlled, room temperature nuclear fusion, Mr. Streitz's pronouncements upon the applicability of the Bernoulli Principle to aviation, or "Dr." Faker's pronouncements on Fermat's Last Theorem or the Apollo lunar landing.
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> It should be kept in mind that the evidence in favor of the Oxfordian theory
> has been substantially strengthened since 1987—perhaps most notably by
> Professor Roger Stritmatter’s breakthrough study of Vere’s Geneva Bible
> annotations,
You mean, the one with the risible statistical analysis?
> Mark Anderson’s compelling biography of Vere,
There is only one possible response, Art:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
It's "compelling", all right -- it compelled me to laugh aloud!
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> including by Diana Price’s study of Shakespeare’s missing literary paper
> trail and by Katherine Chiljan’s well-documented book.
There is only one possible response, Art:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
> Justice Powell was also revealed as an emphatic anti-Stratfordian in
> Ogburn’s 1992 book.
Justice Powell was neVER an Elizabethan/Jacobean scholar or a literary historian, Art. Matters being so, his pronouncements on the authorship "question" are about as authoritative as Velikovsky's pronouncements on planetary science, Dr. antiStratnutter's pronouncements concerning controlled, room temperature nuclear fusion, Mr. Streitz's pronouncements upon the applicability of the Bernoulli Principle to aviation, or "Dr." Faker's pronouncements on Fermat's Last Theorem or the Apollo lunar landing.
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> John Shahan reports that Justice Scalia declined an invitation to sign the
> Declaration of Reasonable Doubt.
A prudent position, in view of the...uhh...eccentricity of many of the signatories. In fact, it may be time to revisit an earlier post for your edification, Art:
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Many of the "VERified signatories" are quite...uh...eccentric, Art. As Dave Kathman put it,
"Check out the last page of signatories, which contains these self-
descriptions:
'Teacher/student of kabbalah and western esoteric tradition; member of
Bacon Society for 27 years.'
'My doctorate in language and learning was inspired by the Bard. How
could he only have had one bed!'
'English teacher, author of "Shake-speare's Tombe 'Epigramma'," in
GAMES magazine, February 1998'
'I may one day be notable for being one of two determined female
scientists who exposed the most truth about 9/11. See
http://shoes4industry.blogspot.com'
[Do check out that link, Art: it's paranoia on steroids! You and the most demented of your coreligionists will love it!]
'Voice Teacher, The Juilliard [sic] School (fired from); Tisch School of the
Arts (NYU) (fired from). I still have my smelly cooter.'
'A student of Shakespeare for 45 years, I've studied the entire body
of work and favor De Vere or Bacon. After so long, what's in a name?'
'Painter, former set designer. Working on theory of "falsified history
of humankind" that fits well with doubts about authorship.'
The whole thing is amusing but also sad. So much time and effort
wasted."
One might add a few other amusing self-descriptions of signatories:
"Actor and M.A. in Cosmology and Divination with particular reference to the shamanic aspects of drama"
"Layperson, avid reader - Will was Amelia Bassano Lanyer"
"Schollar [sic] of Law"
"Granddaughter of Barbara Crowley"
"Descendant of Bacon Family. My Shaksper page:
http://www.baconlinks.com/VVILL/BaconShaker.html"
"Esteemed fellow"
"My former wife had doubts about Willie the Shake, as she called the bard."
"Master theatre shoemaker (early retirement)"
"I did not write the Shake-speare documents, nor do I know of anyone who may have written them."
[There's one authorship candidate who can be eliminated!]
"I find it incredible [sic] Italan [sic] and Spanish knowledges [sic] from a man never travelling [sic] out of England."
[An English stylist of your own stripe, Art!]
"Former Chair and Professor of Neurology, Technical University Munich. My German Wikipedia authorship article has been erased."
"I believe Sir Francis Bacon, William Shakespeare and The Arden family were all related and had a common ancestry!"
[We really must do a better job of safeguarding the secrets of the Bloodline!]
"Possessor of some logical faculties"
[He's claiming to have an unfair advantage over you, Art!]
"Justice of the Peace for Oxfordian/Stratfordian marriages"
"I believe the Elizabethan pronunciations of 'bard' and 'baud' were curiously similar."
"BA, English literature, Shakespeare aficianado [sic]"
"There is a lot of doubt. I also show in my book 'Jane Austen - a New Revelation' that there are great doubts about the authorship of Jane Austen"
"My mother with a master's degree in English literature had doubts."
"There is no doubt."
[A VERy odd sentiment for a signatory of a Declaration of Reasonable Doubt!]
"Creator of Light-of-Truth.com, and the theory that Francis Bacon was born as William Tudor"
"NLP practitioner accredited supervised i.q level of 136. Ive [sic] been most certain for several years now that William Shakspere and the author are 2 seperate entiti [sic]"
And the above are only from roughly the first third of the list of signatories! There is much more comedy to be mined, but you'll have to pursue it on your own, Art.
Back when the Declaration reached the 3,000 signature mark (many years ago now), I posted the following:
"However, the remarks of the signatories do afford some
welcome amusement in places. They exhibit the familiar
hallmarks of the anti-Stratfordian 'movement,' ranging
from borderline paranoia ('Keeping Shakespeare's identity
as it is only benefits those who make money off of it')
to formidable erudition ('Electrical Engineer. I studied
'Macbeth' as part the English Literature course of the
University of London General Certificate of Education,
1972') to eccentricity ('Campionist. Originator of the
theory/website contending that St. Edmund Campion S.J.
is the author of the works of Shakespeare') to expertise
('Longtime amateur decanter and student of forensic
conspiracy') to appeal to authority ('My college English
professor has doubts about Mr. Shakspeare'; 'My mother
raised me on this theory, so I support the research.') to
wishful thinking ('Book coming out next summer -- may soon
be famous author?!') to unassailable reasoning ('There
must be evidence out there, we need to look to determine
one way or another'; 'If the man from Stratford was the
author of Shakespeare's works, why didn't he partake in
the translation of King James' version of the Bible?';
'I have always wondered how he could write so well and not
be able to write at all.') to an inability to write in
English ('...a Will sceptic for sure, and recognise strong
circumstantial evidence for de Vere, but no concrete yet.';
'As a student I find the truth to be essential, for most
papers give analogies of the writers [sic] life experiences
and how they may have attributed [sic] to the piece(s).") to
a religious conviction ('I hold that the true author of the
works, to the exclusion of all others, is, and only can be,
Edward, 17th Earl of Oxford.") to inscrutability ('I believe
that Will's ability to hold a generic quality of passion
towards all of his subjects shows a parallel to an ability to
be studying non-attachment.'; 'I'm too young to be in
college!!') to slapstick ('The high school graduation gift
in our family was the Complete Works of William Shakespeare,
and I want to know if I should have asked for a car instead.')
-- and most of these gems come from only the first few pages
of signatories!"
"The declaration has the great virtue of making one aware of
amusing books and web pages that were obscure enough to have
escaped one's attention. I especially commend to the attention
of connoisseurs of crank conspiracy theories and of offbeat
reasoning the following:
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http://www.thegreatpesher.com>
<
http://www.shakespeareunmasked.com>
<
http://www.sirbacon.org/links/carrquixote.html>
<
http://www.cappella.demon.co.uk/examine/voyage.html>
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http://www.authorsden.com/visit/viewwork.asp?AuthorID=348>"
Finally, Art, some of the "VERified signatories" (and even the *academic* ones!) include luminaries such as Profesor Voluntad San Juan Sacudón de Lanza, whose given name, Voluntad, means "will" and whose surname, Sacudón de Lanza, means "shaking of a spear", a self-proclaimed retired Shakespeare scholar ("Profesor [sic] demeritus [sic]") who by his own account resides in Vado de Estrata ("Ford of Strat") and signed on or around April 1.
But keep slogging, Art -- 4,000 signatories is around 0.000000005 percent of the world's population! The Declaration might eventually enjoy success approaching that of the Amazon sales rank of Mr. Streitz's book!
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No wonder Justice Scalia declined to sign it!
> Scalia cited a general policy against signing petitions and expressed
> surprise that anyone would care about his views on the SAQ.
Indeed, it is quite remarkable that anti-Stratfordian nutcases are so desperate that they actually resort to citing the uninformed opinions of persons with *no expertise whateVER* in the area -- just as (T)rump is desperate enough to please his oVERlords in the Kremlin that he wantonly disregards the overwhelming consensus of his own intelligence experts and of the international scientific establishment.
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> There are signs of possible reinforcements. Authorship doubters continue to
> reach out to the current justices. The same 2009 Wall Street Journal
> article, just months before Justice David H. Souter retired (he is now 78),
> quoted him as having “no idea” who the true author of the works of
> Shakespeare was. Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, well known as a Shakespeare
> aficionado[28] and close personal friend of Justice Scalia, said in the same
> article that she had “no informed views”
VERy wise.
> about the authorship question, but expressed some interest in alternative
> candidates (though not endorsing any).
Who wouldn't? Anyone with even a passing interest in abnormal psychology would find the phenomenon fascinating.
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> With Justices Stevens and Scalia still actively serving Oxfordians in 2009,
> and Chief Justice John G. Roberts, Jr., and Justices Clarence Thomas and
> Samuel A. Alito, Jr., declining to comment, this left Stratfordians, at the
> time of the 2009 Wall Street Journal article, in a rather embarrassing
> position.
It would only be "embarrassing" to literary and historical scholars if they eagerly sought the approbation of the uninformed, as Oxfordians do.
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> As we look back on the last thirty years, we can reflect on a remarkable
> period in the Supreme Court’s history.
The fact that the author *actually thinks* (Neuendorffer disclaimer invoked) that the weighty judicial matters that constitute the history of the Supreme Court include barking mad conspiracy theories is unintentionally revelatory.
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> Still, as noted above, Justice Ginsburg has demurely declined to endorse the
> Stratfordian theory and has expressed some interest in the SAQ. Perhaps more
> will emerge in time.>>
As one of the signatories to the Declaration of Reasonable Doubt longingly put it, "There must be evidence out there..."
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