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Jan 18, 2009, 6:38:42 AM1/18/09
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Krispy Kreme, being the genial purveyor of glazed goodness that it is,
decided to get in on the Obama inauguration craze and is offering one
free doughnut to every costumer on January 20, Inauguration day, and
released this seemingly innocuous press release:

"Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, Inc. (NYSE: KKD) is honoring American's
sense of pride and freedom of choice on Inauguration Day, by offering
a free doughnut of choice to every customer on this historic day, Jan.
20. By doing so, participating Krispy Kreme stores nationwide are
making an oath to tasty goodies -- just another reminder of how oh-so-
sweet 'free' can be."

Well, The American Life League noticed the liberal use of the word
choice and decided to blast the chain bakery for producing abortion
doughnuts.

"The unfortunate reality of a post-Roe v. Wade America is that
'choice' is synonymous with abortion access, and celebration of
'freedom of choice' is a tacit endorsement of abortion rights on
demand," the group's president, Judie Brown said in a statement.

File this under "Overreactionary Wing Nuts" and another attempt of
conservatives to redefine words for their political means (You can try
to rewrite the Constitution, but not the dictionary). Of course, the
"overreactionary libtard" counter to this is that conservatives want
to demonize all choice from America until we're living under a
fundamentalist dictatorship. A fundamentalist dictatorship without
doughnuts.

The full, completely unbelievable press release follows after the
jump.

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2009/01/pro-life_group_up_in_arms_over.php

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