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NELSON OLINGER

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Aug 14, 1997, 3:00:00 AM8/14/97
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Are the postings to this newgroup typical of most newsgroups? I ask
because it seems that the conversations tend to take alot of turns and wind
up being totally unrelated to the original subject.

Curious

Bo Williams

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NELSON OLINGER wrote:
>
> Are the postings to this newgroup typical of most newsgroups?

Absolutely not--and it's great.


> I ask
> because it seems that the conversations tend to take alot of turns and wind
> up being totally unrelated to the original subject.

Welcome to hsv.general!
--
Bo Williams - wrwillia AT ingr DOT com
Not speaking for Intergraph Corporation.
"At first, I was opposed to the so-called satellite
mind-control transmissions."

Leona

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In article <33F33D...@nospam.com>
Bo Williams <seesig...@nospam.com> wrote:

> NELSON OLINGER wrote:
>>
>> Are the postings to this newgroup typical of most newsgroups?
>
> Absolutely not--and it's great.

Actually it is. Most newsgroups I've inhabited do the same.



>> I ask
>> because it seems that the conversations tend to take alot of turns and wind
>> up being totally unrelated to the original subject.

It's call thread drifting.

> Welcome to hsv.general!

I second that.

-Leona-


Bo Henderson

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Bo Williams wrote:

>
> Leona wrote:
>
> > Actually it is. Most newsgroups I've inhabited do the same.
>
> "Sure, but we do it worse here," Bo said, beaming proudly.

> --
> Bo Williams - wrwillia AT ingr DOT com
> Not speaking for Intergraph Corporation.
> "At first, I was opposed to the so-called satellite
> mind-control transmissions."


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Bo Williams

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Huntsville Fire Fighters Association

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ab...@localhost.com wrote:
>
> ........
> >
> >I vote spindle, mutilate and instead of folding, hanging him out to dry.
> ><G>
> >
> >Denise :)
>
> Gosh, you must be older than I thought; you know how to make jerky.
>
> Ken
> HiWAAY.net

Either that or more versatile than you thought . . . !

Denise ;)

Huntsville Fire Fighters Association

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Freddy Collins wrote:
>
> Thanks, Bo. Glad to be here.
>
> By the way, who are Leona, Denise, Dianne and Carol? Do I want to know? ;-)
>

Fred,

Leona, Denise, Dianne, Carol and Lynn are some of the finest women ever
to be found in a newsgroup. Pay no attention to Ken's warning -- they
are truly a charming, witty and personable group of women. Welcome to
the newsgroup!

Denise :)
<giggle>

Huntsville Fire Fighters Association

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Leona wrote:
>
> In article <01bca8f0$960bbba0$e99593d0@odyssey>
> "Freddy Collins" <fcol...@HiWAAY.net> wrote:
>
> > Although I'm not new to the Internet by any means, I just started reading
> > newsgroups recently. And I have to say hsv.general is the most interesting
> > by far. I'm hooked. Let the twists and turns flow. :-)
>
> Yo Denise! Dianne! Carol!!
>
> Do we fold, mutilate and spindle first? Or was it mutilate, spindle,
> fold?
>
> -Leona-(Smelling fresh meat...)

Dang . . . so much for my plan of subtly setting 'im up.

Geralyn Hollerman

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Moe & Melissa wrote:
[...]
> Like a fuse on a powder keg, so goes the threads of hsv.general......

Hmm...now there's an image for that hsv.general t-shirt...

Lynn.

Moe & Melissa

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ab...@localhost.com wrote:
>
> On Thu, 14 Aug 1997 14:07:38 -0500, "Donovan Thomas"
> <ldth...@ingr.com> wrote:
>
> >
> >NELSON OLINGER <nelson....@masfc.nasa.gov> wrote in article
> ><01bca8d4$1e3d53c0$ef9f...@olingnc.msfc.nasa.gov>...
> >> Are the postings to this newgroup typical of most newsgroups? I ask

> >> because it seems that the conversations tend to take alot of turns and
> >wind
> >> up being totally unrelated to the original subject.
> >>
> >> Curious
> >>
>
> >Yes, but then again I love to fish! So if take your dog to the park and
> >forget the leash should you just drive him back home? or do you think just
> >once it would be O.K. to let run free :-)..
> >
> >Sorry I could not resist..
> >
> >The answer to your question is yes, unless you ask specific questions..
> >
> >Donovan
>
> How true. Apparently, Curious has not participated in many luncheons
> or gatherings of men. If one takes note, one will hear probably about
> 10 or 20 different subjects being discussed with the progression
> moving sometimes slowly and sometimes abruptly to the second or third
> subject. That's what makes it entertaining and often intriguing. The
> best set of rules is no rules except that I like to treat others as I
> would have them treat me. <g> Some do get nasty at times, but a
> beating with a wet noodle does wonders.

Ahhh... Don't you mean "net noodle"

>Now, if you really want to see
> the miracle of tangential deviation at work, listen to a bunch of
> women so engaged in their sewing circles. (Okay girls, let er rip -
> Lord help me if Dan's female nemesis sees this).

Like a fuse on a powder keg, so goes the threads of hsv.general......

Moe

tim hunter

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Aug 15, 1997, 3:00:00 AM8/15/97
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Hi Donovan

Tim

Donovan Thomas <ldth...@ingr.com> wrote in article
<01bca8e6$9d724f30$39a78781@azygous>...

T.J. Higgins

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In article <33F47D...@ingr.com>, ddfe...@ingr.com wrote:
>We are net goddesses

What are you before taxes?

>- the last remaining voice of reason on
>hsv.general. A voice of common sense, of humor sense, and occasionally
>of uncommon sense. We keep the egos, opinions and testosterone of
>people like Dan Harper, Bo WIlliams, TJ, and Jeff Deason in check (and
>boy, do they sometimes NEED to be put in check!)

Nude roller-hockey, anyone?

> We're not afraid to
>show the flaws in the over-emotional and under-logical arguments of
>those whose political leanings are to the left of Jessie Jackson or
>to the right of Jessie Helms.

That's Jesse Helms. Pretty sure it's Jesse Jackson, too. Or are you
trying to imply that these individuals are somehow female? That would
be in keeping with the tone of your message...

>We are full of

You certainly are...

>good advice and womanly
>wisdom. Those who are wise will listen (it is no mistake that Wisdom,
>according to the Bible, is female....)

Assuming one believes in the Bible...

>Our wrath is also quick and
>to-the-point, Bobbit-sharp!

I would classify neither Mr. nor the former Mrs. Bobbit as particularly
keen of mind.

>Woe to he who incurs our wrath, or
>corrects our spelling (Dan!)

See above.

>Only better educated and much more beautiful, and there's four
>of us...

Five...you forgot Lynn Hollerman.

TJH

tjhiggin
@
ingr.com

Leona

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Aug 15, 1997, 3:00:00 AM8/15/97
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In article <5t24lv$e...@vespucci.advicom.net>
car...@vespucci.advicom.net (Carol Farquhar) wrote:

> Bo Williams <seesig...@nospam.com> writes:
>
>
>>Ooooh, I am SO tingly right now. :-)
>
> Our spell is working...Please refer to Penis Shrinking Scare thread.

*bwahahahahahahha!*

> Please deposit $10,000 in Amsouth Bank in the 'Net Goddess account
> to reverse spell.

Ooooooh, now *I'm* tingly.

-Leona-


Chris Fisher

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In article <33F47D...@ingr.com>, Dianne Ferrans <ddfe...@ingr.com> wrote:
>hsv.general. A voice of common sense, of humor sense, and occasionally
>of uncommon sense. We keep the egos, opinions and testosterone of

You repeatedly misspelled irritation.

Hope this helps.

--
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NeXTstep/*BSD*/SunOS/Solaris/OSF/Linux/Ultrix/OS2/VSTa/SCO/WinNT/etc...

Freddy Collins

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> Yo, Freddy. Are you sure you're not new to the Internet? The Internet
used
> to be mainly Usenet, email and gopher servers. The Web is only a *part*
of
> the Internet.
>
> Carol
> --

Well, perhaps I'm not a seasoned vet, but I've been using email and the web
for a few years. And I remember when Mosaic was the only browser to be
found. I simply meant to convey that I wasn't some kid who just got a new
computer for Christmas. ;-)

BTW, I'm 32 and will finish my master's in CS in December. :-)

Fred


Bo Williams

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Dan Harper wrote:
>
> In article <33f5b089...@news.hiwaay.net>, ab...@localhost.com says...
> >
> >For the benefit of the single and divorced girls and those others
> >contemplating assuming that position, are you single?
>
> Why do you assume he prefers women to men?

Yeah, and why did you ask the question anyway? Kinda creepy, Ken.

Leona

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In article <5t2dma$a...@vespucci.advicom.net>
ch...@vespucci.advicom.net (Chris Fisher) wrote:

> Bcc: ma...@snsnet.net
>
> In article <c3V0k#aq8G...@news2.ingr.com>, Leona <lcfr...@ingr.com>
wrote:
>>No. It's spelled C-H-R-I-S F-I-S-H-E-R.
>
> In my best impersonation of a hsv.general "goddess":
>
> HEHEHE :)
>
> :)
>
> ;) :) =) HEHEHEHE, WOW SOMEONE IS SHOWING ME ATTENTION! :) =) :)

And mine of Chris Fisher:

"Damn this booger's good! Let's see...if...I...ram my finger...
a little...further...oooh...up...there...ahhhhh, yeah, there it is."

*smack* *lick* *slurp*

-Leona-


Leona

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In article <33F459...@HiWAAY.net>
Huntsville Fire Fighters Association <hf...@HiWAAY.net> wrote:

> Bo Williams wrote:
>>
>> Freddy Collins wrote:
>> >
>> > Thanks, Bo. Glad to be here.
>> >
>> > By the way, who are Leona, Denise, Dianne and Carol? Do I want to know? ;-)
>>

>> Three parts estrogen, two parts laughing gas, one part arsenic. Stir
>> and serve over ice.
>
> Why Bo, I do believe that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said about
> me.

Pfffft. I think he just called me an 'ars'.

Ya butthead.

-Leona-

Dan Harper

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In article <33F4BB...@nospam.com>, seesig...@nospam.com says...

>
>Dan Harper wrote:
>>
>> In article <33f5b089...@news.hiwaay.net>, ab...@localhost.com says...
>> >
>> >For the benefit of the single and divorced girls and those others
>> >contemplating assuming that position, are you single?
>>
>> Why do you assume he prefers women to men?
>
>Yeah, and why did you ask the question anyway? Kinda creepy, Ken.

Yeah, and he's getting all mushy on us saying things like
"Doves are traditionally used in ceremonies as symbols of love,
fidelity, peace and good fortune. Because doves mate for life they
also symbolize unity and the beginning of a new life together."

Real men don't say stuff like that. Real men shoot doves not
wax poetic about them.

Dan Harper


Dan Harper

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In article <33fbbc88...@news.hiwaay.net>, ab...@localhost.com says...
>
>On Fri, 15 Aug 1997 15:05:49 -0500, dwha...@ingr.com (Dan Harper)
>wrote:
>......

>>>For the benefit of the single and divorced girls and those others
>>>contemplating assuming that position, are you single?
>>
>>Why do you assume he prefers women to men?
>>
>
>
>
>Because he can press 250 pounds!

I thought Rollo liked you.

Dan Harper


Bo Williams

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Carol Farquhar wrote:

> Our spell is working...Please refer to Penis Shrinking Scare thread.

That must be a later stage of the spell...right now the tingle is quite
nice.


> Please deposit $10,000 in Amsouth Bank in the 'Net Goddess account
> to reverse spell.

Oh, I'll worry about that later. <puts feet up>

I'm just going to enjoy the feeling, because I mean, even if such
shrinkage does occur, surely I'll have enough warning to make the
deposit before any *real* damage occurs. I mean, what kinds of powers
do you *really* have? This is all just a game, right? Right. So, I'll
just sit back andAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
--
Bo "brother, can you spare 10 grand?" Williams

Carol Farquhar

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"Freddy Collins" <fcol...@HiWAAY.net> writes:


>By the way, who are Leona, Denise, Dianne and Carol? Do I want to know? ;-)

We are 'Net Goddesses. Beware.

Carol

--
Carol Farquhar
carolf at advicom dot net
farquhar dash cc at redstone dot army dot mil

Dianne Ferrans

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ab...@localhost.com wrote:
>
> On Fri, 15 Aug 1997 11:02:01 -0500, Dianne Ferrans <ddfe...@ingr.com>
> wrote:
> ........
> >
> >We are net goddesses - the last remaining voice of reason on

> >hsv.general. A voice of common sense, of humor sense, and occasionally
> >of uncommon sense. We keep the egos, opinions and testosterone of
> >people like Dan Harper, Bo WIlliams, TJ, and Jeff Deason in check (and
> >boy, do they sometimes NEED to be put in check!)
{snip}
> ......
>
Ken Writes......

> Well, I guess I am a nobody. You may as well get with Mesa and
> include her as well. She is still young and you might be able to make
> a super Xena out of her. At least she has the brains. She doesn't
> have a chance with the likes you all. OTH, I agree with the beauty
> part.
>
> Ken
> HiWAAY.net

Sorry Ken, all I ever see is that "abuse..." moniker and forgot your
name in my haste. Couldn't you change your "displayed" name and still
avoid the Spambot? Mr Abuse?

Leona, Carol, Denise (and Mesa? and Lynn?) Ken is feeling unloved.
Hurl some flamage his way, willya?

DDF "Kyeeee-yiii-yiii-yii-yiiiiiiii-yah!"

Dan Harper

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In article <33f4d04f...@beast.HiWAAY.net>, fcol...@HiWAAY.net says...
>
>
>>
>>Does he like walking in the rain, cuddly puppies and Barry Manilow?
>>
>>Carol
>>--
>
>Hmm..walking in the rain usually makes me sick, puppies I can
>tolerate, and Barry Manilow is a excellent cure for insomnia.
>
>Just being honest. <g>

Hey, I was kidding about telling us the intimate details
of your life. Cut it out.

Dan Harper


Geralyn Hollerman

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Dan Harper wrote:
>
> Yeah, and he's getting all mushy on us saying things like
> "Doves are traditionally used in ceremonies as symbols of love,
> fidelity, peace and good fortune. Because doves mate for life they
> also symbolize unity and the beginning of a new life together."
>
> Real men don't say stuff like that. Real men shoot doves not
> wax poetic about them.

That reminds me. Rented "Mars Attacks" last week. My 7-year-old now sees
Martians everywhere! But hubby and I couldn't agree - when they did the
bit about releasing the dove and the Martians firing on it, was there a
particular movie they were spoofing, or just the whole idea of
doves-as-a-symbol-of-peace-and-such?

Lynn.

Gary Heston

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Aug 15, 1997, 3:00:00 AM8/15/97
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In article <33fae792...@news.hiwaay.net>,
Ken <ab...@localhost.com> wrote:
>On 15 Aug 1997 21:12:08 GMT, "TMB" <tmbr...@ro.com.uk> wrote:

>>Ken <ab...@localhost.com> wrote in article

>>> I like walking in the rain and cuddly puppies like Rollo, but I sure
>>> as hell don't like Barry Manilow!

>>Noooo! Noooo! Not again! AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! RUN!
>>TMB
>><fleeing from the thought of another I-like/don't-like music opinion thread>

>Music never entered my mind. Is he a singer?

Well, now that you ask, no. He just wastes a lot of plastic, pretending
to be one.


Gary


--
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sync@localhost daemon@localhost lp@localhost mail@localhost news@localhost
If Microsoft sold houses: "You say the bathroom light isn't on? Try flipping
the light switch up, and if that doesn't work, bulldoze and rebuild your house."

Robert J. Wilson

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Geralyn Hollerman <gmho...@hiwaay.net> wrote:

> [sinp-snip] But hubby and I couldn't agree - when they did the


> bit about releasing the dove and the Martians firing on it, was there a
> particular movie they were spoofing, or just the whole idea of
> doves-as-a-symbol-of-peace-and-such?

Well, either Dove season started or Huntsville is populated by Martians.

Bob W.

Freddy Collins

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> > In article <33F455...@nospam.com>
> > Bo Williams <seesig...@nospam.com> wrote:
> >
> See Fred, this is what you have to look forward to. I suggest for your
> own well-being that you learn to cherish it whenever you can get it,
> because ridicule from any of the net goddesses is nevertheless attention
> from any of the net goddesses, and is therefore much preferred to
> indifference.
>
Wow! I've gotten some of that already. I must be doing good. LOL

Fred


Dianne Ferrans

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Paul Robichaux wrote:
>
> In article <33F47D...@ingr.com>, ddfe...@ingr.com wrote:
>
> >We keep the egos, opinions and testosterone of
> >people like Dan Harper, Bo WIlliams, TJ, and Jeff Deason in check
>
> Hmm. What a coincidence that they're all Intergraphers. Come to think of
> it, so are Dianne & Leona. Man, things must be hoppin' in the 17 complex
> these days.
>
> --
>
> Paul Robichaux pa...@ljl.com
> Author, _Windows NT Server 4 Administrator's Guide_ (ISBN 0761507515).

Explains our stellar profit margin...

MeSa

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ab...@localhost.com (Ken ) wrote:

>On Fri, 15 Aug 1997 15:27:00 -0500, Bo Williams
><seesig...@nospam.com> wrote:

>>Dan Harper wrote:
>>>
>>> In article <33f5b089...@news.hiwaay.net>, ab...@localhost.com says...
>>> >

>>> >For the benefit of the single and divorced girls and those others
>>> >contemplating assuming that position, are you single?
>>>
>>> Why do you assume he prefers women to men?
>>

>>Yeah, and why did you ask the question anyway? Kinda creepy, Ken.

>>--
>.......

>Creep? Geeesh! I thought I had worded the question sufficiently
>complete to pre-empt any devious mind reactions. I was obviously
>incorrect in my assumption. I was simply trying to save the girls who
>dominate this NG some humility because I am sure it probably crossed
>their minds. Besides, you don't know whether Mesa is smart enough to
>stay away from anyone on hsv.general, especially the males. He might
>be interested whether he is single or not! He could probably get away
>with it but I would be called a dirty old man.


_____________________________________

hehe.. I was on IRC for 3 years.. Crash course in creeps, weirdos &
very odd old men. I think you guys are very amusing :P plus.. I have
a feeling that Ken's my protector for newsgroup life :P


M.


Leona

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In article <33F49A...@ingr.com>
Dianne Ferrans <ddfe...@ingr.com> wrote:

[snippola]


>
> Sorry Ken, all I ever see is that "abuse..." moniker and forgot your
> name in my haste. Couldn't you change your "displayed" name and still
> avoid the Spambot? Mr Abuse?
>
> Leona, Carol, Denise (and Mesa? and Lynn?) Ken is feeling unloved.
> Hurl some flamage his way, willya?

Ken who?

-Leona-

Robert J. Wilson

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Freddy Collins <fcol...@HiWAAY.net> wrote:

> Thanks, Bo. Glad to be here.
>

> By the way, who are Leona, Denise, Dianne and Carol? Do I want to know? ;-)
>

Oh 'bout a million brain cells worth of trouble . . . each.

Bob W.

Freddy Collins

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> >Dan Harper <dwha...@ingr.com> wrote in article
> ><lSjQgab...@news2.ingr.com>...

> >> In article <33f5b089...@news.hiwaay.net>, ab...@localhost.com
> >says...
> >>
> You prefer women. Does that mean you'll accept a man in a pinch?
>

No.

> How can you be sort of involved? Is that like sort of being
> pregnant? Please tell us all the intimate details of your
> life.
>

No thanks. I'm just saying I'm like 95% of the involved/married male
population...I haven't got a clue what my "better" half is thinking.

Fred


Chris Fisher

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Bcc: ma...@snsnet.net

In article <c3V0k#aq8G...@news2.ingr.com>, Leona <lcfr...@ingr.com> wrote:
>No. It's spelled C-H-R-I-S F-I-S-H-E-R.

In my best impersonation of a hsv.general "goddess":

HEHEHE :)

:)

;) :) =) HEHEHEHE, WOW SOMEONE IS SHOWING ME ATTENTION! :) =) :)

Leona

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In article <5t26co$j...@vespucci.advicom.net>
ch...@vespucci.advicom.net (Chris Fisher) wrote:

> In article <33F47D...@ingr.com>, Dianne Ferrans <ddfe...@ingr.com>
wrote:


>>hsv.general. A voice of common sense, of humor sense, and occasionally

>>of uncommon sense. We keep the egos, opinions and testosterone of
>
> You repeatedly misspelled irritation.

No. It's spelled C-H-R-I-S F-I-S-H-E-R.

> Hope this helps.

Uh huh.

-Leona-

Freddy Collins

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Thanks, Bo. Glad to be here.

By the way, who are Leona, Denise, Dianne and Carol? Do I want to know? ;-)

--Fred

Bo Williams <seesig...@nospam.com> wrote in article
<33F36F...@nospam.com>...
> Great! Glad to have you, Fred, and thanks for the kind words. It's
> quite a delightful little place most of the time.

Leona

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In article <01bca927$9140e820$b09593d0@odyssey>
"Freddy Collins" <fcol...@HiWAAY.net> wrote:

> Thanks, Bo. Glad to be here.
>
> By the way, who are Leona, Denise, Dianne and Carol? Do I want to know? ;-)

Oh, and I forgot Lynn. MeSa seems to have joined us too.

Can't say as to whether you *want* to know, but if you stick around
long enough you won't have a choice.

-Leona-


Geralyn M. Hollerman

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Distribution:

T.J. Higgins (ernest.p...@vernal.equinox.edu) wrote:
: >Only better educated and much more beautiful, and there's four
: >of us...
:
: Five...you forgot Lynn Hollerman.

Thank you, TJ, but seeing as with this slow net connection at work I
don't find out about things until well after they've taken place, I think
we'd better change it to part-time status...

Lynn.

Dan Harper

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>On 15 Aug 1997 18:00:07 GMT, "Freddy Collins" <fcol...@HiWAAY.net>
>wrote:
>.....

>>
>>BTW, I'm 32 and will finish my master's in CS in December. :-)
>>
>>Fred
>
>For the benefit of the single and divorced girls and those others
>contemplating assuming that position, are you single?

Why do you assume he prefers women to men?

Dan Harper


Leona

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In article <33F3D4...@HiWAAY.net>

Huntsville Fire Fighters Association <hf...@HiWAAY.net> wrote:

> Leona wrote:

>> Yo Denise! Dianne! Carol!!
>>
>> Do we fold, mutilate and spindle first? Or was it mutilate, spindle,
>> fold?
>>
>> -Leona-(Smelling fresh meat...)
>
> Dang . . . so much for my plan of subtly setting 'im up.

As some might attest, (or detest) I don't do subtley.

> I vote spindle, mutilate and instead of folding, hanging him out to dry.

'Atta girl!!!

-Leona-

Bo Williams

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Leona wrote:

> Great Gadzooks! You don't by chance tell awful Kurt Cobain
> jokes too, do you?

Hey, Leona! Get out of my face. What'd I ever do to you?
--
Bo Williams - wrwillia AT ingr DOT com


Not speaking for Intergraph Corporation.

Carol Farquhar

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ab...@localhost.com writes:

>On 15 Aug 1997 18:00:07 GMT, "Freddy Collins" <fcol...@HiWAAY.net>
>wrote:
>.....
>>
>>BTW, I'm 32 and will finish my master's in CS in December. :-)
>>
>>Fred

>For the benefit of the single and divorced girls and those others
>contemplating assuming that position, are you single?

Does he like walking in the rain, cuddly puppies and Barry Manilow?

Carol
--

MeSa

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Aug 15, 1997, 3:00:00 AM8/15/97
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Dianne Ferrans <ddfe...@ingr.com> wrote:

>Carol Farquhar wrote:


>>
>> "Freddy Collins" <fcol...@HiWAAY.net> writes:
>>
>> >By the way, who are Leona, Denise, Dianne and Carol? Do I want to know? ;-)
>>

>> We are 'Net Goddesses. Beware.
>>

>> Carol
>>
>> --
>> Carol Farquhar
>> carolf at advicom dot net
>> farquhar dash cc at redstone dot army dot mil

>You beat me to it Carol. I was thinking the same thing.

>We are net goddesses - the last remaining voice of reason on

>hsv.general. A voice of common sense, of humor sense, and occasionally
>of uncommon sense. We keep the egos, opinions and testosterone of

>people like Dan Harper, Bo WIlliams, TJ, and Jeff Deason in check (and

>boy, do they sometimes NEED to be put in check!) We're not afraid to
>show the flaws in the over-emotional and under-logical arguments of
>those whose political leanings are to the left of Jessie Jackson or
>to the right of Jessie Helms. We are full of good advice and womanly
>wisdom. Those who are wise will listen (it is no mistake that Wisdom,
>according to the Bible, is female....) Our wrath is also quick and
>to-the-point, Bobbit-sharp! Woe to he who incurs our wrath, or
>corrects our spelling (Dan!) for the FLAMES shall engulf him (or her).

>We're, in short, the electronic equivalent of XENA, WARRIOR PRINCESS...

>Only better educated and much more beautiful, and there's four
>of us...

>DDF

*grin* Hail Girl Power :P

MeSa

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ab...@localhost.com wrote:

>On Thu, 14 Aug 1997 23:16:05 -0500, Huntsville Fire Fighters
>Association <hf...@HiWAAY.net> wrote:
>.....
>
>>Depends . . . who's who? (I'd generally equate "hen" with female -- but
>>I *have* been called a fox a time or two in my life! <g>)
>>
>>Denise :)

>Ah, so you might remember that some women do approach irritating
>situations vixenishly in a banal manner and their act of vixenishness
>causes the casual observer to classify that person as a vixen?


>Ken
>HiWAAY.net

_______________________________

*grin* that's my other net name.. Vix *EG*

Dan Harper

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In article <01bca9c4$f659dda0$839593d0@odyssey>, fcol...@HiWAAY.net says...

>
>Dan Harper <dwha...@ingr.com> wrote in article
><lSjQgab...@news2.ingr.com>...
>> Why do you assume he prefers women to men?
>>
>>
>Ahem. Let me first clarify that I definitely prefer women. Second, I'm
>involved (sort of).

You prefer women. Does that mean you'll accept a man in a pinch?

How can you be sort of involved? Is that like sort of being


pregnant? Please tell us all the intimate details of your
life.

>Anyway, I'll save the rest for hsv.personals ;-) (Just kidding!)

Has anyone on hsv.general ever dated someone they met here?

Dan Harper


MeSa

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"NELSON OLINGER" <nelson....@masfc.nasa.gov> wrote:

>Are the postings to this newgroup typical of most newsgroups? I ask
>because it seems that the conversations tend to take alot of turns and wind
>up being totally unrelated to the original subject.

>Curious

_____________________________________________________________

The only person I know on here is Ed Dravecky the II (Ed Dravecky
III's father).. He taught me AP US History & he's my 'hey-ro' *grin*

Carol Farquhar

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Bo Williams <seesig...@nospam.com> writes:


>Ooooh, I am SO tingly right now. :-)

Our spell is working...Please refer to Penis Shrinking Scare thread.

Please deposit $10,000 in Amsouth Bank in the 'Net Goddess account
to reverse spell.

Huntsville Fire Fighters Association

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ab...@localhost.com wrote:
>
> On Fri, 15 Aug 1997 08:33:57 -0500, Huntsville Fire Fighters
> Association <hf...@HiWAAY.net> wrote:
> .....
> >Denise :)
>
> Hey Denise,
>
> I got a fire going here. Can you assist? What's with your new address?
> Surely you didn't move to the sleeping quarters of the HFFA?
> Unless you are one of them? Would you care to expound?
>
> Ken
> HiWAAY.net

LOL Ken -- This is where I work as the "office manager" (notice the
lower case in that special title). I guess the sleeping quarters
comment
refers to the lateness of my being here last night -- working on our
newsletter. So no, I'm not really one of them -- but I'm married to
one!
<G>

Denise :)

Gary Heston

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Aug 15, 1997, 3:00:00 AM8/15/97
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In article <5t2cr6$8...@vespucci.advicom.net>,

Carol Farquhar <car...@vespucci.advicom.net> wrote:
>ab...@localhost.com writes:

>>On 15 Aug 1997 18:00:07 GMT, "Freddy Collins" <fcol...@HiWAAY.net>
>>wrote:

>>>BTW, I'm 32 and will finish my master's in CS in December. :-)

My sympathies. :-)

>>For the benefit of the single and divorced girls and those others
>>contemplating assuming that position, are you single?

>Does he like walking in the rain, cuddly puppies and Barry Manilow?

*MANILOW*???

Ah well, nobody's perfect.

Denise Panter

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Aug 16, 1997, 3:00:00 AM8/16/97
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mes...@hotmail.com (MeSa) wrote:
>
>*smile* Some of us are trudging through our senior year. Skipping so
>early in the year wouldn't be groovy. I kinda shy away from meeting
>people online.. I once had a bad incident online (not IRL) w/this
>local sicko... soo.. I'm relatively cautious.
>

LOL -- so you aren't like me -- I throw caution to the wind and not
only do I go out an meet 'em, I marry 'em. <SG>

Denise :)
(who will be at the luncheon on Friday)

--
A fool . . . is a man who never tried an experiment in his life.
Erasmus Darwin

Yo! Before you hit send on that e-mail . . .
replace nospam with hiwaay :)
ID3

Gary Heston

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Aug 16, 1997, 3:00:00 AM8/16/97
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In article <5t35el$cms$2...@parlor.HiWAAY.net>, MeSa <mes...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>dfpa...@nospam.hiwaay.net (Denise Panter) wrote:

>>LOL -- so you aren't like me -- I throw caution to the wind and not
>>only do I go out an meet 'em, I marry 'em. <SG>

>LOL you married someone you met online? *grin* that's great!

Two weeks ago, I attended a get-together organized by two people
who met online and then got married. He was in New Zealand, she
was in Colorado (now, both are in Colorado). If I think for a
few minutes, I'll probably be able to come up with a few other
couples who did the same. I know there was one here in Huntsville,
but the names aren't surfacing at the moment.

I've also heard of a few cases where one party of a conversation
made a unilateral decision, and showed up on the others' doorstep
with no advance notice and all their worldly possessions in hand,
ready to move in. Those situations rarely if ever result in any
kind of a relationship.

MeSa

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dfpa...@nospam.hiwaay.net (Denise Panter) wrote:

>mes...@hotmail.com (MeSa) wrote:
>>
>>*smile* Some of us are trudging through our senior year. Skipping so
>>early in the year wouldn't be groovy. I kinda shy away from meeting
>>people online.. I once had a bad incident online (not IRL) w/this
>>local sicko... soo.. I'm relatively cautious.
>>

>LOL -- so you aren't like me -- I throw caution to the wind and not

>only do I go out an meet 'em, I marry 'em. <SG>

>Denise :)


>(who will be at the luncheon on Friday)

>--
>A fool . . . is a man who never tried an experiment in his life.
> Erasmus Darwin

>Yo! Before you hit send on that e-mail . . .
>replace nospam with hiwaay :)
>ID3

____________________________

Denise Panter

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ab...@localhost.com (Ken ) wrote:
>On Fri, 15 Aug 1997 16:09:49 -0500, Bo Williams
><seesig...@nospam.com> wrote:

>
>>Ken wrote:
>>
>>> I was simply trying to save the girls who
>>> dominate this NG some humility because I am sure it probably crossed
>>> their minds.
>>
>>Well, that's what I doubted:
>>
>>Denise: Married
>>Leona: Married
>>Dianne: Married
>>Lynn: Married
>>Carol: Involved
>>MeSa: 17
>
>Obviously, there is a close knit situation going on at Integraph. You
>sure do know a lot about these girls. How do you know Carol is
>involved? Not that I am surprised. though. I only assumed the women
>I knew at TBE were married. Rings are not a good indicator. Beside,
>you indicate only one facet, but do you know they are not secretly
>plotting a change? One never knows about these things and we will not
>find out here either. But the single/married information could evolve
>into something, couldn't it? Lets be imaginative.

Let's not. Let's, for a change, hold marriage up to be the sacred
bond that it is and not let imaginations carry us away.

This was a public service announcement.

Denise :)

Chris Fisher

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In article <djqXmxb...@news2.ingr.com>, Leona <lcfr...@ingr.com> wrote:
>And mine of Chris Fisher:
>"Damn this booger's good! Let's see...if...I...ram my finger...
>a little...further...oooh...up...there...ahhhhh, yeah, there it is."
>*smack* *lick* *slurp*

Point. Set. Match.

In other words you illustrated my point perfectly.

Thanks,
chris

Denise Panter

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mes...@hotmail.com (MeSa) wrote:
>
>hehe.. I was on IRC for 3 years.. Crash course in creeps, weirdos &
>very odd old men. I think you guys are very amusing :P plus.. I have
>a feeling that Ken's my protector for newsgroup life :P
>
>
>M.

ROFL! No no no no . . . *you* are on your way to becoming a net
diety. <g>

MeSa

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bwi...@iquest.com (Robert J. Wilson) wrote:

>Geralyn Hollerman <gmho...@hiwaay.net> wrote:

>> [sinp-snip] But hubby and I couldn't agree - when they did the
>> bit about releasing the dove and the Martians firing on it, was there a
>> particular movie they were spoofing, or just the whole idea of
>> doves-as-a-symbol-of-peace-and-such?

>Well, either Dove season started or Huntsville is populated by Martians.

>Bob W.

_____________________________________

What does Dove taste like? (and "it tastes like chicken! won't work
:P)

MeSa

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ab...@localhost.com (Ken ) wrote:

>On Fri, 15 Aug 1997 21:10:49 GMT, mes...@hotmail.com (MeSa) wrote:
>....
>.


>>
>>*grin* that's my other net name.. Vix *EG*

>So, my dear, Mesa, do you care to reveal your real name?

LOL why?


>>
>>

>khaynes@HiWAAY:net
>(Remove the top dot)
>(if the urge occurs)

Denise Panter

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mes...@hotmail.com (MeSa) wrote:

>LOL you married someone you met online? *grin* that's great!
>
>

Hehe -- someone's gotta do it. It was worth every penny I spent
online too! <G>

Bob Crispen

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Carol Farquhar wrote:

> "Freddy Collins" <fcol...@HiWAAY.net> writes:
>
> >Although I'm not new to the Internet by any means, I just started reading
> >newsgroups recently. And I have to say hsv.general is the most interesting
> >by far. I'm hooked. Let the twists and turns flow. :-)
>
> >--Fred
>
> Yo, Freddy. Are you sure you're not new to the Internet? The Internet used
> to be mainly Usenet, email and gopher servers. The Web is only a *part* of
> the Internet.

Hey, I've been hearing a lot about that Internet thingy. How do
I get one of them on my computer?
--
Rev. Bob "Bob" Crispen
cri...@hiwaay.net
"The golden age of the internet was last year. The golden age of
the internet was *always* last year"

Dan Harper

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Aug 15, 1997, 3:00:00 AM8/15/97
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In article <33fcbcd3...@news.hiwaay.net>, ab...@localhost.com says...
>
>On 15 Aug 1997 15:05:58 -0500, car...@vespucci.advicom.net (Carol
>Farquhar) wrote:
>.....

>>Does he like walking in the rain, cuddly puppies and Barry Manilow?
>>
>>Carol
>
>
>I like walking in the rain and cuddly puppies like Rollo, but I sure
>as hell don't like Barry Manilow!

Calm down, Ken. No one is interested in your sexual orientation.

Dan Harper


Freddy Collins

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--
Freddy Collins
fcol...@HiWAAY.net

Huntsville Fire Fighters Association <hf...@HiWAAY.net> wrote in article
<33F3D2...@HiWAAY.net>...
>
> Fred,
>
> Leona, Denise, Dianne, Carol and Lynn are some of the finest women ever
> to be found in a newsgroup. Pay no attention to Ken's warning -- they
> are truly a charming, witty and personable group of women. Welcome to
> the newsgroup!
>
> Denise :)
> <giggle>
>

Thanks, Denise. I'll take your word on that (for now). ;-)

Fred :)

Bo Williams

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Ken wrote:

> Obviously, there is a close knit situation going on at Integraph. You
> sure do know a lot about these girls. How do you know Carol is
> involved?

Ummm...conversation?

Bo Williams

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blanked wrote:

> Can a female not of the intergraph persuasion be added?

There are already two--Denise is not an Intergrapher, and Carol is no
longer an Intergrapher.

We're also leaving out another net goddess of hsv.general--Leah Driver.
She's not an Intergrapher, either. And Ken--she's married.

cyberwing

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Ken,
I am most curious how you arrived at the conclusion that I am
seventeen. (This folks should definitely be interesting!) Hate to
put you on the spot Ken, but this is too good to miss. :)
-Cyberwing

ab...@localhost.com (Ken ) wrote:

>On Fri, 15 Aug 1997 23:54:31 GMT, duhcyb...@mindspring.com
>(blanked) wrote:
>.............
>>
>>Can a female not of the intergraph persuasion be added? Perhaps it
>>will serve to even the odds. I don't know any of you, however I have
>>been highly entertained by your banter.
>> -Cyberwing

>Banter? Oh my goodness! 17 years old? Looks like another one
>studying the dictionary!! And, it appears that Dan has competition.
>Don't make Mesa mad; it would take an hour to look up all the
>descriptive words.

Gary Heston

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Aug 17, 1997, 3:00:00 AM8/17/97
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In article <5t87sl$ica$1...@parlor.HiWAAY.net>,
Denise Panter <dfpa...@nospam.hiwaay.net> wrote:
>ghe...@sh1.ro.com (Gary Heston) wrote:

>> [ ... ] I know there was one here in Huntsville,


>>but the names aren't surfacing at the moment.

>I could tick off the names of more than ten couples who've met online
>and then married (I met a number of them at our wedding reception) . .
> and I think my husband and I *are* the Huntsville couple. <G> But
>if you come up with the name of another such couple who met this way,
>and live in the area, do pass it along! (Can you imagine two such
>couples living in the Huntsville area??)

Well, if they haven't moved, then there's two. I met these people
about 10-12 years ago (back when the net was *real* young).

Bo Williams

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Aug 17, 1997, 3:00:00 AM8/17/97
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I wrote:

>
> blanked wrote:
>
> > Can a female not of the intergraph persuasion be added?
>
> There are already two--Denise is not an Intergrapher, and Carol is no
> longer an Intergrapher.

Oh, and Lynn's not either.

Leona

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Aug 18, 1997, 3:00:00 AM8/18/97
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In article <5t5lj6$s...@vespucci.advicom.net>
ch...@vespucci.advicom.net (Chris Fisher) wrote:

> In article <djqXmxb...@news2.ingr.com>, Leona <lcfr...@ingr.com>
wrote:
>>And mine of Chris Fisher:
>>"Damn this booger's good! Let's see...if...I...ram my finger...
>>a little...further...oooh...up...there...ahhhhh, yeah, there it is."
>>*smack* *lick* *slurp*
>
> Point. Set. Match.
>
> In other words you illustrated my point perfectly.

Ahhhhh, that would be the *point* you ram up your nose?

Picking your nose when nobody's looking is still picking your
nose, Chris.

-Leona-


Dan Harper

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Aug 18, 1997, 3:00:00 AM8/18/97
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In article <33fffa15...@news.hiwaay.net>, ab...@localhost.com says...

>
>On Fri, 15 Aug 1997 23:54:31 GMT, duhcyb...@mindspring.com
>(blanked) wrote:
>.............
>>
>>Can a female not of the intergraph persuasion be added? Perhaps it
>>will serve to even the odds. I don't know any of you, however I have
>>been highly entertained by your banter.
>> -Cyberwing
>
>Banter? Oh my goodness! 17 years old? Looks like another one
>studying the dictionary!! And, it appears that Dan has competition.
>Don't make Mesa mad; it would take an hour to look up all the
>descriptive words.

If you have to look up the word "banter," you need to
see a neurologist about the early onset of Alzheimer’s.

Now, had she used "persiflage," you might have a point.

Dan Harper


Dan Harper

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Aug 18, 1997, 3:00:00 AM8/18/97
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In article <33f5e1de...@news.hiwaay.net>, ab...@localhost.com says...
>
>On Fri, 15 Aug 1997 15:28:32 -0500, dwha...@ingr.com (Dan Harper)
>wrote:
>
>.........
>>Yeah, and he's getting all mushy on us saying things like
>>"Doves are traditionally used in ceremonies as symbols of love,
>>fidelity, peace and good fortune. Because doves mate for life they
>>also symbolize unity and the beginning of a new life together."
>>
>>Real men don't say stuff like that. Real men shoot doves not
>>wax poetic about them.
>>
>Hey (the last time I used this word, everybody had an aneurysm), you
>blind or something? Look at the quotes. You want the URL? (the last
>time I used this word, everybody had an aneurysm)!

What word was that?

Dan Harper


Dan Harper

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Aug 18, 1997, 3:00:00 AM8/18/97
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In article <33fef9b8...@news.hiwaay.net>, ab...@localhost.com says...
>
>On Fri, 15 Aug 1997 16:05:11 -0500, dwha...@ingr.com (Dan Harper)
>wrote:
>
>>In article <33fbbc88...@news.hiwaay.net>, ab...@localhost.com says...
>>>
>>>On Fri, 15 Aug 1997 15:05:49 -0500, dwha...@ingr.com (Dan Harper)
>>>wrote:
>>>......

>>>>>For the benefit of the single and divorced girls and those others
>>>>>contemplating assuming that position, are you single?
>>>>
>>>>Why do you assume he prefers women to men?
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Because he can press 250 pounds!
>>
>>I thought Rollo liked you.
>>
>>Dan Harper
>
>What the hell does Rollo have to do with this?

I assumed he'd protect you if he liked you.

Dan Harper


Dan Harper

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Aug 18, 1997, 3:00:00 AM8/18/97
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In article <33fbe871...@news.hiwaay.net>, ab...@localhost.com says...
>
>On Fri, 15 Aug 1997 21:18:41 GMT, mes...@hotmail.com (MeSa) wrote:
>
>..........

>>
>>hehe.. I was on IRC for 3 years.. Crash course in creeps, weirdos &
>>very odd old men. I think you guys are very amusing :P plus.. I have
>>a feeling that Ken's my protector for newsgroup life :P
>>
>>
>>M.
>>
>
>Mesa, (I like that name, but is it yours truly?)
>
>There is only one poster here on hsv.general you have to be careful
>of. I'll give you a hint: the poster doesn't sashay when walking; at
>least the poster isn't supposed to. All the others will act like the
>gentlemen and gentlewomen that they are.

Don't be so hard on yourself, Ken. You're only occasionally
an ass.

Dan Harper


Dan Harper

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Aug 18, 1997, 3:00:00 AM8/18/97
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In article <01bca9d4$5001fe00$f49593d0@odyssey>, fcol...@HiWAAY.net says...
>
>> >Dan Harper <dwha...@ingr.com> wrote in article
>> ><lSjQgab...@news2.ingr.com>...
>> >> In article <33f5b089...@news.hiwaay.net>, ab...@localhost.com
>> >says...
>> >>
>> You prefer women. Does that mean you'll accept a man in a pinch?
>>
>
>No.

Do you do the Paul Hogan check?

>> How can you be sort of involved? Is that like sort of being
>> pregnant? Please tell us all the intimate details of your
>> life.
>>
>
>No thanks. I'm just saying I'm like 95% of the involved/married male
>population...I haven't got a clue what my "better" half is thinking.

"Blue." "I think I'll paint the ceiling blue."

Dan Harper


Dan Harper

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Aug 18, 1997, 3:00:00 AM8/18/97
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In article <33f7e487...@news.hiwaay.net>, ab...@localhost.com says...
>
>On Fri, 15 Aug 1997 16:06:48 -0500, dwha...@ingr.com (Dan Harper)
>wrote:
>.....

>>
>>Calm down, Ken. No one is interested in your sexual orientation.
>>
>>Dan Harper
>>
>Now that's the most intelligent response I have seen from you in a
>long time. BTW, at least I know what mine is.

Most people know what there's is. However, if you wish
to continue to think that's some sort of noteworthy accomplishment,
don't let me burst your bubble.

Dan Harper


Keith A. Bowersox

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Aug 18, 1997, 3:00:00 AM8/18/97
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> >>>>>For the benefit of the single and divorced girls and those others
> >>>>>contemplating assuming that position, are you single?
> >>>>
> >>>>Why do you assume he prefers women to men?
> >>>>
> >>>
> >>>Because he can press 250 pounds!
> >>
> >>I thought Rollo liked you.
> >>
> >>Dan Harper
> >
> >What the hell does Rollo have to do with this?
>
> I assumed he'd protect you if he liked you.
>
> Dan Harper
>
Is Rollo the male nurse who used to live with Doyle? I lost track.

Keith

Leah Driver

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Bo Williams wrote:

> > Can a female not of the intergraph persuasion be added?
>

> There are already two--Denise is not an Intergrapher, and Carol is no
> longer an Intergrapher.
>

> We're also leaving out another net goddess of hsv.general--Leah Driver.
> She's not an Intergrapher, either. And Ken--she's married.

Thanks for thinking of me Bo! :) I may not post a lot, but I try to
stop by at least once/day.

Leah

Bo Williams

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Wacky...@cybergal.com wrote:

> Are these guys looking for single women that don't work for Intergraph
> to date? Or what?

WackyKimmy, for some reason, Ken became interested in all of our female
denizens' marital status. <shrug>

Denise Panter

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ghe...@sh1.ro.com (Gary Heston) wrote:
>In article <5t35el$cms$2...@parlor.HiWAAY.net>, MeSa <mes...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>>dfpa...@nospam.hiwaay.net (Denise Panter) wrote:
>
>>>LOL -- so you aren't like me -- I throw caution to the wind and not
>>>only do I go out an meet 'em, I marry 'em. <SG>
>
>>LOL you married someone you met online? *grin* that's great!
>
>Two weeks ago, I attended a get-together organized by two people
>who met online and then got married. He was in New Zealand, she
>was in Colorado (now, both are in Colorado). If I think for a
>few minutes, I'll probably be able to come up with a few other
>couples who did the same. I know there was one here in Huntsville,

>but the names aren't surfacing at the moment.

I could tick off the names of more than ten couples who've met online
and then married (I met a number of them at our wedding reception) . .
and I think my husband and I *are* the Huntsville couple. <G> But
if you come up with the name of another such couple who met this way,
and live in the area, do pass it along! (Can you imagine two such
couples living in the Huntsville area??)

>I've also heard of a few cases where one party of a conversation
>made a unilateral decision, and showed up on the others' doorstep
>with no advance notice and all their worldly possessions in hand,
>ready to move in. Those situations rarely if ever result in any
>kind of a relationship.

Unfortunately, I've heard of this happening all too frequently also.
Kinda skeeeery.

Unknown

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Dan Harper

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In article <0xloRpD...@news2.ingr.com>,
ernest.p...@vernal.equinox.edu says...
>
>Dan Harper wrote:
>>ab...@localhost.com says...
>>>Yep, I did. Thanks for reminding me. It isn't often that those so
>>>inflicted have such good memories.
>>
>>What is it that I'm afflicted with again, Doc?
>>The ability to spell, perhaps?
>
>Actually, Dan, Ken's spelling is impeccable. As is yours. You both could use
>a lesson in vocabulary and its usage, however...

Well teach away, TJ. Just what word did I misuse?

Dan Harper


T.J. Higgins

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"spell"

TJH

tjhiggin
at
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Dan Harper

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In article <ATD1F7K...@news2.ingr.com>,
ernest.p...@vernal.equinox.edu says...
>
>Dan Harper wrote:
>>In article <0xloRpD...@news2.ingr.com>,
>>ernest.p...@vernal.equinox.edu says...
>>>
>>>Dan Harper wrote:
>>>>ab...@localhost.com says...
>>>>>Yep, I did. Thanks for reminding me. It isn't often that those so
>>>>>inflicted have such good memories.
>>>>
>>>>What is it that I'm afflicted with again, Doc?
>>>>The ability to spell, perhaps?
>>>
>>>Actually, Dan, Ken's spelling is impeccable. As is yours. You both could
use
>>
>>>a lesson in vocabulary and its usage, however...
>>
>>Well teach away, TJ. Just what word did I misuse?
>
>"spell"

And I thought I was pedantic. I presumed that "inflicted"
was just a misspelling of "afflicted." You presumed that
it was a usage mistake. Only Ken knows for sure. What
say thee, Ken?

Just out of curiosity, TJ, what kind of mistake would I
be making if I used "here" in a context that required
"hear"?

Dan Harper


T.J. Higgins

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Dan Harper wrote:
>Change the subject, hmmm. Did anyone see where the Huntsville
>Times is offering people to try out to be a monthly columnist?
>Someone sent me email suggesting that I try out. Is the times
>ready for the likes of me?

Gopher it, you rodent. I can see the letters to the editor now!

TJH

tjhiggin
at
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Dan Harper

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In article <ExB17lL...@news2.ingr.com>,
ernest.p...@vernal.equinox.edu says...
>
>Dan Harper wrote:
>>In article <ATD1F7K...@news2.ingr.com>,
>>ernest.p...@vernal.equinox.edu says...
>>>
>>>Dan Harper wrote:
>>>>In article <0xloRpD...@news2.ingr.com>,
>>>>ernest.p...@vernal.equinox.edu says...
>>>>>
>>>>>Dan Harper wrote:
>>>>>>ab...@localhost.com says...
>>>>>>>Yep, I did. Thanks for reminding me. It isn't often that those so
>>>>>>>inflicted have such good memories.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>What is it that I'm afflicted with again, Doc?
>>>>>>The ability to spell, perhaps?
>>>>>
>>>>>Actually, Dan, Ken's spelling is impeccable. As is yours. You both could
>>use
>>>>
>>>>>a lesson in vocabulary and its usage, however...
>>>>
>>>>Well teach away, TJ. Just what word did I misuse?
>>>
>>>"spell"
>>
>>And I thought I was pedantic.
>
>I KNOW you are pedantic. Recall who originally pointed out Ken's
>mistake...

That's right. I'm the alpha pedant.

>>Just out of curiosity, TJ, what kind of mistake would I
>>be making if I used "here" in a context that required
>>"hear"?
>

>For common mistakes one sees on the net, like to/too, hear/here,
>its/it's, I put it down to a spelling or typographical error. But
>"inflicted/afflicted"? That's got to be usage. I know it's a
>subjective judgement. If you don't like it, change the subject. :^)

How can I when you spell "judgment" with an extra "e"? Okay,
okay, I realize some people (mostly Brits) spell it with the
extra "e." Still, it jumps off the page to me as an error every
time I see it.

Change the subject, hmmm. Did anyone see where the Huntsville
Times is offering people to try out to be a monthly columnist?
Someone sent me email suggesting that I try out. Is the times
ready for the likes of me?

Dan Harper


Paul F. Pearson

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In article <Au4E1EN...@news2.ingr.com>, dwha...@ingr.com says...
> In article <3408e28c...@news.hiwaay.net>, k...@rollo.com says...
> > I strive to be more
> >constructive in my posts although recent ones show that I am not
> >always successful.
>
> I strive to enjoy myself. I am almost always successful.

At whose expense? :-)

--
Paul F. Pearson - ppea...@dynal.com or ppea...@hiwaay.net
http://fly.hiwaay.net/~ppearson
"I've learned too much from the people I disagree with to ever
get mad about it." -- Bo Williams

Bo Williams

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Dan Harper wrote:

> That's right. I'm the alpha pedant.

"Alpha pedant" anagrams to "the papal Dan."

ROTFLMAO.

Dan Harper

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In article <LFNXOAO...@news2.ingr.com>, n...@nik.b29.ingr.com says...
>
>In article <mwTfJVN...@news2.ingr.com>,
>Dan Harper <dwha...@ingr.com> wrote:
>>>We know where the problem is.
>>
>>We sure do. You don't realize who the alpha pendant is
>>in this newsgroup.
>>
>
>I don't know about the alpha pendant (presumably somebody who hangs around
>in the group alot), but we certainly learnt who the alpha pedant is!
>
>>> But, I did
>>>detect a backfire somewhere. <g>
>>
>>The only thing I detect is a feeble attempt to
>>challenge the alpha pendant by a lame wannabe.
>
>Oooh, so pendant wasn't a typo...... I guess this particular pendant is
>hung around your neck like the proverbial albatross.
>
>
>>
>>Ken, haven't you learned yet that I know more than
>>you on matters such as these.
>>
>>Dan Harper
>>
>
>I have this vision of Dan with large amounts of egg on his face :-)

Whoops!

Score one for Nik. Actually I score it for him.

Dan Harper


T.J. Higgins

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In article <3408e28c...@news.hiwaay.net>, k...@rollo.com wrote:
>Therefore, the answer to your question is: I COULD care less.

Then why don't you? :^)

TJH

tjhiggin
at
ingr.com

Bo Williams

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Dan Harper wrote:

> You can have fun with me, or you can get your panties in
> a wad. My opinion is that panties weren't made for
> bunching into a wad, but for wearing on one's head.
> YMMV.

Or face, if you're going to use the word "panties."

T.J. Higgins

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In article <LFNXOAO...@news2.ingr.com>, ndsi...@ingr.com wrote:
>In article <mwTfJVN...@news2.ingr.com>,
>Dan Harper <dwha...@ingr.com> wrote:
>>
>>We sure do. You don't realize who the alpha pendant is
>>in this newsgroup.
>
>I don't know about the alpha pendant (presumably somebody who hangs around
>in the group alot), but we certainly learnt who the alpha pedant is!
>
>>The only thing I detect is a feeble attempt to
>>challenge the alpha pendant by a lame wannabe.
>
>Oooh, so pendant wasn't a typo...... I guess this particular pendant is
>hung around your neck like the proverbial albatross.
>>
>>Ken, haven't you learned yet that I know more than
>>you on matters such as these.
>
>I have this vision of Dan with large amounts of egg on his face :-)

I noticed the same thing. Maybe I'll make an alpha pendant and present
it to Dan at the lunch this Friday. Color? Scarlet, of course!

TJH

tjhiggin
at
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Huntsville Fire Fighters Association

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Aug 19, 1997, 3:00:00 AM8/19/97
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T.J. Higgins wrote:
>
> Dan Harper wrote:
> >In article <0xloRpD...@news2.ingr.com>,
> >ernest.p...@vernal.equinox.edu says...
> >>
> >>Dan Harper wrote:
> >>>ab...@localhost.com says...
> >>>>Yep, I did. Thanks for reminding me. It isn't often that those so
> >>>>inflicted have such good memories.
> >>>
> >>>What is it that I'm afflicted with again, Doc?
> >>>The ability to spell, perhaps?
> >>
> >>Actually, Dan, Ken's spelling is impeccable. As is yours. You both could use
> >
> >>a lesson in vocabulary and its usage, however...
> >
> >Well teach away, TJ. Just what word did I misuse?
>
> "spell"
>
> TJH

There's always "there's is" from a couple of posts back under the
"Interesting" thread.

Denise :)

Howard Sullivan

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dwha...@ingr.com (Dan Harper) wrote:


>
>Change the subject, hmmm. Did anyone see where the Huntsville
>Times is offering people to try out to be a monthly columnist?
>Someone sent me email suggesting that I try out. Is the times
>ready for the likes of me?
>
>Dan Harper
>

The question is," Is Huntsville ready for the likes of you?"


Howard Sullivan
hlsu...@mindspring.com
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http://www.geocities.com/CapeCanaveral/Lab/1284

Dan Harper

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In article <MPG.e63af52a...@news.hiwaay.net>,
ppea...@nospam.hiwaay.net says...

>
>In article <Au4E1EN...@news2.ingr.com>, dwha...@ingr.com says...
>> In article <3408e28c...@news.hiwaay.net>, k...@rollo.com says...
>> > I strive to be more
>> >constructive in my posts although recent ones show that I am not
>> >always successful.
>>
>> I strive to enjoy myself. I am almost always successful.
>
>At whose expense? :-)

You can have fun with me, or you can get your panties in


a wad. My opinion is that panties weren't made for
bunching into a wad, but for wearing on one's head.
YMMV.

Dan Harper


Denise Panter

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I was thinking the color should be yellow . . . as in *yolks* on Dan.

MeSa

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dwha...@ingr.com (Dan Harper) wrote:

>In article <ExB17lL...@news2.ingr.com>,

>ernest.p...@vernal.equinox.edu says...
>>
>>Dan Harper wrote:

>>>In article <ATD1F7K...@news2.ingr.com>,

>>>ernest.p...@vernal.equinox.edu says...
>>>>
>>>>Dan Harper wrote:
>>>>>In article <0xloRpD...@news2.ingr.com>,
>>>>>ernest.p...@vernal.equinox.edu says...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Dan Harper wrote:
>>>>>>>ab...@localhost.com says...
>>>>>>>>Yep, I did. Thanks for reminding me. It isn't often that those so
>>>>>>>>inflicted have such good memories.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>What is it that I'm afflicted with again, Doc?
>>>>>>>The ability to spell, perhaps?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Actually, Dan, Ken's spelling is impeccable. As is yours. You both could
>>>use
>>>>>
>>>>>>a lesson in vocabulary and its usage, however...
>>>>>
>>>>>Well teach away, TJ. Just what word did I misuse?
>>>>
>>>>"spell"
>>>

>>>And I thought I was pedantic.
>>
>>I KNOW you are pedantic. Recall who originally pointed out Ken's
>>mistake...

>That's right. I'm the alpha pedant.

>>>Just out of curiosity, TJ, what kind of mistake would I


>>>be making if I used "here" in a context that required
>>>"hear"?
>>
>>For common mistakes one sees on the net, like to/too, hear/here,
>>its/it's, I put it down to a spelling or typographical error. But
>>"inflicted/afflicted"? That's got to be usage. I know it's a
>>subjective judgement. If you don't like it, change the subject. :^)

>How can I when you spell "judgment" with an extra "e"? Okay,
>okay, I realize some people (mostly Brits) spell it with the
>extra "e." Still, it jumps off the page to me as an error every
>time I see it.

>Change the subject, hmmm. Did anyone see where the Huntsville


>Times is offering people to try out to be a monthly columnist?
>Someone sent me email suggesting that I try out. Is the times
>ready for the likes of me?

>Dan Harper
___________________________

Yup. Your sarcasm would work well in a dry sort of way.. like Andy
Rooney.

T.J. Higgins

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Dan Harper wrote:
>In article <ATD1F7K...@news2.ingr.com>,
>ernest.p...@vernal.equinox.edu says...
>>
>>Dan Harper wrote:
>>>In article <0xloRpD...@news2.ingr.com>,
>>>ernest.p...@vernal.equinox.edu says...
>>>>
>>>>Dan Harper wrote:
>>>>>ab...@localhost.com says...
>>>>>>Yep, I did. Thanks for reminding me. It isn't often that those so
>>>>>>inflicted have such good memories.
>>>>>
>>>>>What is it that I'm afflicted with again, Doc?
>>>>>The ability to spell, perhaps?
>>>>
>>>>Actually, Dan, Ken's spelling is impeccable. As is yours. You both could
>use
>>>
>>>>a lesson in vocabulary and its usage, however...
>>>
>>>Well teach away, TJ. Just what word did I misuse?
>>
>>"spell"
>
>And I thought I was pedantic.

I KNOW you are pedantic. Recall who originally pointed out Ken's
mistake...

>Just out of curiosity, TJ, what kind of mistake would I


>be making if I used "here" in a context that required
>"hear"?

For common mistakes one sees on the net, like to/too, hear/here,
its/it's, I put it down to a spelling or typographical error. But
"inflicted/afflicted"? That's got to be usage. I know it's a
subjective judgement. If you don't like it, change the subject. :^)

TJH

tjhiggin
at
ingr.com

Dan Harper

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>On Tue, 19 Aug 1997 10:09:48 -0500, dwha...@ingr.com (Dan Harper)
>wrote:
>.........

>
>>
>>And I thought I was pedantic. I presumed that "inflicted"
>>was just a misspelling of "afflicted." You presumed that
>>it was a usage mistake. Only Ken knows for sure. What
>>say thee, Ken?
>
>You are the one that's dancing now, not me.

Have you ever danced with the devil in the light of a pale moon?

>Besides, I had noticed a number errors made in spelling and useage by
>you since your recent inundation of postings to hsv.general and
>thought they were characteristic of a human's inability to reach
>perfection.

You thought right. People are not perfect and often make
errors in spelling and useage [sic].

> One that I might add we all suffer from and one that a
>federal case most people do not often make.

So don't make one.

> I strive to be more
>constructive in my posts although recent ones show that I am not
>always successful.

I strive to enjoy myself. I am almost always successful.

>Therefore, the answer to your question is: I COULD care less.

The usual idiom is "I couldn't care less."

Dan Harper


Dan Harper

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In article <3409e7fc...@news.hiwaay.net>, k...@rollo.com says...
>
>On Tue, 19 Aug 1997 11:47:57 -0500, dwha...@ingr.com (Dan Harper)
>wrote:
>.....
>>

>>How can I when you spell "judgment" with an extra "e"? Okay,
>>okay, I realize some people (mostly Brits) spell it with the
>>extra "e." Still, it jumps off the page to me as an error every
>>time I see it.
>>
>.......
>
>Hmmmmmm!!

I don't think you spelled that correctly.

>Begin American Heritage source.
>
>judg·ment also judge·ment--n. 1. The act or process of judging; the
>formation of an opinion after consideration or deliberation.
>
>End American heritage source.
>
>No further comment required.

No comment was required at all. Not only did I note that
it is also spelled "judgement," I noted that Brits
favor the extra "e." As a matter of fact, Americans favor
the one "e" version 2 to 1 whilst the British favor
the two "e" version 3 to 2. I learnt the spelling as
"judgment." When I see it spelt "judgement," I notice
just like you probably noticed that I spelt "while" as
"whilst," "learned" as "learnt," and "spelled" as "spelt."

>We know where the problem is.

We sure do. You don't realize who the alpha pendant is
in this newsgroup.

> But, I did


>detect a backfire somewhere. <g>

The only thing I detect is a feeble attempt to


challenge the alpha pendant by a lame wannabe.

Ken, haven't you learned yet that I know more than


you on matters such as these.

Dan Harper


T.J. Higgins

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Dan Harper wrote:
>ab...@localhost.com says...
>>Yep, I did. Thanks for reminding me. It isn't often that those so
>>inflicted have such good memories.
>
>What is it that I'm afflicted with again, Doc?
>The ability to spell, perhaps?

Actually, Dan, Ken's spelling is impeccable. As is yours. You both could use
a lesson in vocabulary and its usage, however...

TJH

tjhiggin
at
ingr.com

Charles L. Taylor

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On Tue, 19 Aug 1997 15:45:39 -0500, dwha...@ingr.com (Dan Harper)
wrote:

>In article <LFNXOAO...@news2.ingr.com>, n...@nik.b29.ingr.com says...

>>In article <mwTfJVN...@news2.ingr.com>,
>>Dan Harper <dwha...@ingr.com> wrote:
>>>...You don't realize who the alpha pendant is in this newsgroup.


>>I don't know about the alpha pendant (presumably somebody who hangs around
>>in the group alot), but we certainly learnt who the alpha pedant is!

<snip>

>Whoops!

>Score one for Nik. Actually I score it for him.

>Dan Harper


But who really IS the alpha pendant? Come on, don't leave us hanging.

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MeSa

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dwha...@ingr.com (Dan Harper) wrote:

>
>>Hmmmmmm!!

>I don't think you spelled that correctly.

>>Begin American Heritage source.
>>
>>judg·ment also judge·ment--n. 1. The act or process of judging; the
>>formation of an opinion after consideration or deliberation.
>>
>>End American heritage source.
>>
>>No further comment required.

>No comment was required at all. Not only did I note that
>it is also spelled "judgement," I noted that Brits
>favor the extra "e." As a matter of fact, Americans favor
>the one "e" version 2 to 1 whilst the British favor
>the two "e" version 3 to 2. I learnt the spelling as
>"judgment." When I see it spelt "judgement," I notice
>just like you probably noticed that I spelt "while" as
>"whilst," "learned" as "learnt," and "spelled" as "spelt."

>>We know where the problem is.

>We sure do. You don't realize who the alpha pendant is
>in this newsgroup.

>> But, I did


>>detect a backfire somewhere. <g>

>The only thing I detect is a feeble attempt to
>challenge the alpha pendant by a lame wannabe.

>Ken, haven't you learned yet that I know more than
>you on matters such as these.

>Dan Harper

_-------------

and alpha pendant is?


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