ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE [JAMS 23/JAMS 23T/JAMS LP1/JAMS DLP3]
<Beatles "All you need is love"> Love, love (etc)
Kick out the JAMs, motherfuckers!
<AIDS adverts> Sexual Intercourse (etc)
No known cure.
Well we're back again, you never kicked us out
Twenty thousand years of shout, shout, shout
With a beatbox rhythm and a shipyard rhyme
We're the hottest MCs on the River Clyde
<Sam Fox> Touch me! (etc)
Southern Texas, Seventy-nine
Killer virus meets the world outside.
Justified! (etc)
Ancients of Mu Mu! (etc)
Ring a ring o' roses...
Swinging Sixties, all part of their plan
From Mandy Rice-Davies to the Klu Klux Klan
Love and Peace and here comes the Pill
Guilt-free sex, just pay at the till.
With this killer virus who needs war?
Immanentize the Eschaton!
I say shag, shag, shag some more!
A child is dying and there's nothing I can do
Just wait and watch and pray to God for a miracle to break through
You preach and teach about the life I have led
But tell that to my little boy who's only just turned two.
(etc)
<Sam Fox>Touch me (etc) I wanna feel your body.
I don't wanna die!
Justified! (etc)
What the fuck is going on??!
AMERICA: WHAT TIME IS LOVE [KLF USA 4/KLF 92 PROMO 1]
<Scott Piering>
In the year of our Lord 992, the Justified Ancients of Mu Mu
Set sail in their longboats, on a voyage to rediscover the Lost Continent
After many months on perilous, stormy seas, they're search was fruitless
Just when all seemed lost, they discovered AMERICA!
The music you are about to experience is a celebration
Of the 1000th anniversary of their founding of this great nation...
The lyrical prophet just can't stop it
The way I drop it, I change the topic
Get hype to the tongue of the native
The soul creative, KLF made it
We came a long time ago, 9 9 2 but you did not know
So if you think that the going get's rough
Just remember...What time is love!
I wanna see you sweat (etc)
America! (etc)
Take the chance to advance and participate
I devastate, the rhymes are great
We had to pass the Pyramid Blaster
The JAMs are here; Put you in a rapture
To make you shake through, break you take through
Right in the path to what they call the Mu Mu
KLF - Can you get enough?
Bring the break - What time is love!
Be young, be free, be on top of the world! (etc)
America!! (etc)
Be young, be free, and live (etc)
Boston Philly Seattle Frisco
Dayton Toledo Detroit Maine
Phoenix Vegas Rio Portland
Salt Lake Tulsa Denver Jackson
Dallas Texas Atlanta Georgia
St Louis Memphis Salem Raleigh
L.A. Houston Brooklyn New York
Ackron Miami Chicago Compton
We Love You!!!
The final chapter, copasthetic, poetic
When I'm done this calls for anaesthetic
Make way for a positive thing
A theme, a dream and a man might sing
We came a long time ago, 992 but you did not know
So if you think that the going gets rough
Just remember...What time is love!
I'd like to thank the Justified Ancients of Mu Mu
Furthermore known as the JAMs
Also known as the
K! L! F!
Goodnight America! We love you!
Thankyou the United States of America!
Alright! And Goodnight!
<Sample from conversation> Were those guys for real? I mean, what's with
all this Justified Ancients of Mu Mu shit?
BUILD A FIRE [ORIGINAL]
[JAMS LP6 version has a subset of these lyrics]
Driven all day and most of the night
From the Galloway hills, through the city lights
Just followed the road, and not much was said
Filled up with gas when the needle touched the red
Sitting here, I watch the flames
They climb higher and they take me away
And sometimes I remember when...
The memories - you can't trust them
Build a fire, they're gonna build a fire (etc)
Pulled up to rest, let the engine cool a while
Opened the beams, gathered wood for the fire
I hum this tune, to all the girls I'm knowin'
Should I care about the chances I've blown?
But don't forget there's less to life
Than blowing your mind in some trashed out car
And don't forget you died the death
Of a hero with nothing left
Build a fire (etc)
When daylight breaks, we'll be down that road
Rockman and me, with a lighter load
We'll stop for lunch at some taco bar
Lee Marvin on the jukebox - "Wandering Star"
But don't forget there's less to life (etc)
Build a fire (etc)
BURN THE BASTARDS [KLF 2/JAMS LP2/JAMS DLP3]
Alright, sorry we're late, but here we are.
For one night only, live on stage at the Benio!
Jams have a party! (etc)
All we need is a beatbox, for people who only need a beat.
You might wanna hear some scratching, just to hear a DJ scratch
Gotta have some house, so let the Master play his tune...
Who's that playing trumpet?! Did YOU let them in?
Mu Mu! Build a fire!
Mu Mu! Stoke it good!
Mu Mu! Throw them on!
Mu Mu! Then watch the bastards burn!
Jams have a party! (etc)
Burn the Bastards!
Barman! Take me to the bells! Just take me to the bells!
I wanna hear the bells!
Mu Mu! Five to Twelve!
Mu Mu! Almost gone!
Mu Mu! 1987!
Mu Mu! What the fuck have we done?!
Jams have a party (etc)
Hey let's groove!
Up with your feet!
Burn the Bastards!
[On the album versions...]
<Samples from a BBC New Year's broadcast [1]>
Shut Up! It's that time again right? Kick out the old, welcome the new.
Make your New Year's resolutions now. Go!
<Big Ben chimes twelve>
And a very happy new year from BBC1.
<Misc party noise and people singing 'Auld Lang Syne'>
Hey Rockman! This party's crap! Do you know any others?
<Rockman replies with a guitar solo!>
Yeah? Well let's get there before the booze runs out and the ch<BLEEP!>ks
have
gone!
<The JAMSmobile's engine roars into life and disappears into the
distance...>
[On JAMS DLP3 only: ]
<The JAMSmobile arrives back from the distance. And then speaks to us!>
Ha! That's what they thought, till I come along and put 'em straight.
Me? I'm Ford Timelord, and the only party worth going to next is the one
you have to celebrate your own Number 1 hit single. Course, I had to
arrange a few things first, like this...
["Doctorin' the Tardis" fades in]
--
[1] Apparently the voice from "Shut up" to "Go!" is that of one-time
`Eastenders' actor Leslie Grantham. I know it sounds like Eric Idle,
but after much debate the former was concluded. The second voiceover,
"And a very...", is a so far anonymous BBC introducer.(J+S)
CANDY STORE [JAMS LP2]
By the way Rockman! Where did you meet him?
<Sample: 'Leader of the pack'> I met him at the Candy Store!
Is this car insured yet?
Hey! Those lights were red! That's the law!
Did you see that? He tried to cut us up. Come on, let's get the bastard!
Are we nearly there yet?
To the Candy Store! Do we have to pay?
Will it make things change? Are we gonna stay?
Aargh! I HATE this house!
We don't belong here. This isn't our music!
Come on Kingboy, come into the house.
Come on Kingboy!
Make that move, step inside
Everything you want is what you're gonna find...
Rockman? Where are you Rockman? Are you still here Rockman?
I wanna get out of here. Please! Don't take me any further!
Come on! Come into the house! (etc)
So where is this Candyman?
I wanna sell him my soul.
I wanna talk to him myself.
I wanna look in his eyes!
CANDYMAN [JAMS LP2/JAMS DLP3]
<various samples>
So Candyman, I'm here - I've come to your house
With a proposition to lay bare
On the track before this with the crazy black chicks
I was only feigning despair
I've come with my soul and I know it's nae white
As it's stained with your cancerous ways
But it's nae for sale, there's no deal to be struck
Like in far off Faustian days
Neither brother of Job(?) nor the son of knocks
And karma's nae cousin to me.
But I know when I've wronged and I've turned to the left
And travelled too far to see
Yeah I've lusted and lied and I've taken a line,
Spent money that was nae mine
I've stared at the stars while laid in a ditch
With my belly all full o' wine
So Candyman come let me tell you some more
We'll fix a time to settle the score
You pick the place, I'll be there
On blasted heath or ******* moor
I'll use my wit, you use your powers
And we'll battle it out, hour by hour
And when it's done and you're laid to rest
I'll get home rapping rhymes o' jest
CHURCH OF THE KLF [ORIGINAL]
[JAMS LP6 version has a subset of these lyrics]
Take me, aha, take me aha aha (etc)
Take me to the Church of the KLF (etc)
Love and hate, war and peace, they've all been tried before...
Take me, aha, take me aha aha
Take me, aha, take me aha aha
They've got a new religion, it's the latest on the block
A faith you can be sure of, it's built on solid rock
Take me to the Church of the KLF,
take me to the Church of the KLF.
The sun, the moon, the stars and the sky
Have they the answers?
Take me, aha, take me aha aha
Take me, aha, take me aha aha
You can face the future, the truth is out
The KLF is in the religion of doubt
Take me to the Church of the KLF,
take me to the Church of the KLF.
Love and hate, war and peace, they've all been tried before...
Take me, aha, take me aha aha (etc)
take me to the Church of the KLF.(etc)
D, O, U, B, T - It's called doubt, called doubt (etc)
Take me, aha, take me aha aha (etc)
take me to the Church of the KLF. (etc)
DOCTORIN' THE TARDIS [KLF 3/JAMS DLP3]
[Is it really worth writing the lyrics for this? I think not... (J)]
DON'T TAKE FIVE (TAKE WHAT YOU WANT) [JAMS LP1/JAMS DLP3]
I was out doing shopping one morning in May
Getting all the provisions for that new clear day
Apples, oranges, mangoes and pears
Fresh from the store in the *******
I was pushing my trolley from the turkey to cheese
When I first saw the man with antler ears
I tried to ignore him but his gaze held my eyes
When he told me the truth about the basket of lies.
Don't take 5, take what you want, he said (etc)
Don't take 5, take what you want!
So I told him some more about me and Rock
How we'd formed this band just around the block
How we'd searched for years for this African rhyme
And been lost with the diamonds down Solomon's mine
From the way he was dressed with his shield and spears
He was obviously a man with very good ears
So I asked him to join us in the quest for our grail
Leave your ***** behind with the unopened mail.
Don't take 5 (etc)
<Football scores>
We set the day for the very next day
We cashed our giros and we're on our way!
The Jams don't mess and the Jams don't sway
We told Mandy Smith she could stop or stay
So we crossed the Sahara in a runner we stole
From a Bedouin tribe just out on parole.
Gadaffi said "hi" so we blew his mind
When we sold him the secrets of Solomon's mines
Don't take 5 (etc)
DOWNTOWN [JAMS 27/JAMS 27T/JAMS DLP3]
<Petula Clark samples indented>
{London Gospel Choir in braces}
{Jesus, Jesus, Jesus Christ is born today, he is born today!}
{Hey hey! (etc)}
D-d-down...
Alright
d-d-down down (etc)
I'm gonna rap.
Downtown, walk around, looking at the world go by
Got the cash, gonna buy trash
Again it's all a lie
Rhy- rhy- rhythm (etc)
Downtown, down and out, down in the dead of night
With your special brew and your special view
Of a world that could be right
{Glory!} What glory?
{Glory!} In a Wine Bar world?
{Glory!} In a tenement block?
{Glory!} Ok, let's hear it!
{Up above, the angels look down
Singing their hosannas, shining glory all around.
A baby boy to the world he came
You heard the story, you know his name.
And the angels sing:
"Glory glory glory hallelujah. Jesus Christ is born.
Glory glory glory hallelujah. Jesus, Jesus, Jesus Christ is born today"}
Downtown! (etc)
Neon signs are pretty... (etc)
Downtown, down and out, down in the dead of night
With your special brew and your special view
Of a world that could be right
{Glory!} Was the field so green?
{Glory!} Was the family so mean?
{Glory!} In Leicester Square?
{Glory!} Can you do it clean?
{Down below, we're looking up
Singing our songs that they know we know
That baby boy said he's the Way
We're holding on, waiting for the day
When the people sing:
"Glory Glory..." (etc)
"...Jesus what can we do?"}
Downtown, things'll be great when you're
Downtown, no finer place for sure
Downtown, everything's waiting for you.
{Up above...} (etc)
GO TO SLEEP
I've lived a lot, and I've seen a lot
And now, and now I'm just letting go
I could point my fingers at the same old wrongs
The ones that we all know
But all I hear, is "Mummy please
Please mummy, look at me"
And from somewhere I hear
Go to sleep (etc)
Through the shimmering beauty of a disco beat
And the purity of a Euro song
Where wisdom fails and words divide
Is that where I belong?
Lust has not left me, it still rules my head
And shakes my little plans
But I have no love to give, or hate to take
I hope you understand
And then I hear
Go to sleep (etc)
HEY HEY WE'RE NOT THE MONKEES [JAMS LP1]
<Monkees samples indented>
Here we come...
Here we come! Crawling out of the mud
From chaos primaeval to the burned out sun
Dragging our mad selves from one end of time
With nothing to declare but some half-written rhymes
We're happy and tired, confused and opressed [!!! or "depressed"?]
The songs that we sing are the songs of the blessed
With flowers to pick, and blood on our hands
Who? What? I'll help you understand.
Hey Hey We're the Monkees! (etc)
What?!
Hey Hey!
What the fuck's going on?
Hey Hey We're the Monkees! (etc)
We're not the Monkees! I don't even like the Monkees! I never liked
the Monkees!
Monkees! (etc)
We're justified and we're ancient
And we like to roam the land
We're justified and we're ancient
I hope you understand
We don't want to upset the applecart
And we don't want to cause any harm
But if you don't like what we're going to do
You'd better not stop us cos we're coming through
(etc)
I GOTTA CD [D2000/D2001]
I gotta CD, I gotta FST, I gotta VDU, And you can have one too
I gotta CB, I gotta color TV, I gotta DC10 and a GTD
I need an RV of TNT, to out some BBM in my ECG
we use ESG on the PCBs, and the ? on the ?
and more .... ????
From the UK to the USA, I sent my RD and my DNA
from the DRV at the UN, I say "Drop the Bomb" on CBS
Don't get no TLC, got me that LSD, we talk JMD cause of LCD,
we love PIs cause the PIGs, that even OK when I'm DOA
Its good to go-go
and more .....??
We saw the SSL put out an APB, for Rockman Rock and Kingboy D
In the KLF for some FLM, kiss my M16 baby
have a nice day, asshole
and more ....??
and its good to go in a UFO
IT'S GRIM UP NORTH (PART 1) [JAMS 28R]
[The original version, on the grey vinyl promo, has many of these same
lyrics but they're swapped around]
Bolton, Barnsley, Nelson, Colne,
Burnley, Bradford, Buxton, Crewe,
Warrington, Widnes, Wigan, Leeds,
Northwich, Nantwich, Knutsford, Hull,
Sale, Salford, Southport, Leigh,
Derby, Kearsley, Keighley, !!!Maghull,
Harrogate, Huddersfield, Oldham, Lancs
Grimsby, Glossop, Hebden Bridge
It's Grim Up North (etc)
Mulinghouse, Bootle, Featherstone, Spleke,
Runcar, Rotherham, Rochdale, Barrow
Morecambe, Macclesfield, Lytham St Annes
Clitheroe, Cleethorpes, the M62
It's Grim Up North (etc)
Pendlebury, Prestwich, Preston, York
Skipton, Scunthrope, Scarborough on Sea
Chester, Chorley, Cheadle Hulme
Ormskirk, Accrington, Stanley !!!on Lee
Osset, Otley, Ilkley Moor
Sheffield, Manchester, Castleford, !!!Skem
Doncaster, Dewsbury, Halifax
Bingley, Bramhall, are all in the north
It's Grim Up North (etc)
--
For the benefit of non-UKers: These are all towns in a band of England
known as "the North" (frequently used as a derogatory term!), although
the northernmost parts of England close to the Scottish border, the
Lake District and that area, which is generally quite pleasant, is
normally excluded from the usual "North". The North is grim. I know,
cos I study there (Manchester), but come from down South (Essex) which
gives me something to compare it with. It \is\ rising out of the mire,
but only slowly. For further information, read the sleevenotes of
"It's Grim Up North" (or the "Black Room" infosheet) and the press
reviews from November 1991. (J)
JUSTIFIED & ANCIENT [JAMS LP6] (see also HEY HEY WE ARE NOT THE MONKEES)
They're justified and they're ancient
And they like to roam the land
They're justified and they're ancient
I hope you understand
They don't want to upset the applecart
And they don't want to cause any harm
But if you don't like what they're going to do
You'd better not stop them 'cos they're coming through.
They're justified and they're ancient
And they know what time is love
They're justified and they're ancient
Did they come from up above?
Rockman he's just made of bricks
And Kingboy lost his screws
The JAMs don't need no Master Plan
To do whatever, ever they can.
JUSTIFIED & ANCIENT [CHOC ICE 1/KLF 99: "ALL BOUND FOR MU MU LAND"] (see
also HEY HEY WE ARE NOT THE MONKEES)
All bound for Mu Mu Land (etc)
They're justified and they're ancient
And they like to roam the land
They're justified and they're ancient
I hope you understand
They don't want to upset the applecart
They don't want to cause any harm
But if you don't like what they're going to do
You'd better not stop them 'cos they're coming through.
They're justified and they're ancient
And they drive an Ice Cream van
They're justified and they're ancient
With still no Master Plan
The last train left an hour ago
They were singing "All aboard"
All bound for Mu Mu Land
When someone started screaming "Turn up the strobe"
Justified and Ancient, Ancient and Justified
!!! Rocking to the rhythm in the ice-cream van,
With the plan and the key to enter into Mu Mu
Vibes from the tribes of the JAMs
I know where the PB's at, cos I know what time it is
Three's on the dial, make mine a 99
Old style, meanwhile, lost on a mission while
Fishing in the rivers of life
Fishing in the rivers of life - Hey! (etc)
They're justified and they're ancient
And they like to roam the land
They're justified and they're ancient
I hope you understand
At 3am Eternity rang
She knew what time was love
It was her, she said, who killed the JAMs
While listening to the sound, the Sound of Mu
They travelled the world in their ice cream van
They have voyaged to the bottom of time
They have been to the place where the Mu Mu mate
And the children still cry "Mine's a 99!"
JUSTIFIED & ANCIENT [CHOCICE2(TAMMY)/KLF 7: "STAND BY THE JAMS"] (see also
HEY HEY WE ARE NOT THE MONKEES)
All bound for Mu Mu Land (etc)
They're justified and they're ancient
And they like to roam the land
They're justified and they're ancient
I hope you understand
They called me up in Tennessee
They said "Tammy, Stand by the JAMs"
And if you don't like what we're going to do
You'd better not stop us cos we're coming through
They're justified and they're ancient
And they drive an Ice Cream van
They're justified and they're ancient
With still no Master Plan
The last train left an hour ago
They were singing "All aboard"
All bound for Mu Mu Land
When someone started screaming "Turn up the strobe"
KINGBOY'S DREAM [JAMS LP2]
I'm cooler than Cool J, tougher than Tyson
I'm a heavyweight rapper and I rule my nation
I ain't no Beat Boy, I hate that shite
Those golden chains and Def Jam hype
Just a pair of kecks and some tackety boots
I'm 6 foot 4, I got good looks
I ain't no dreamer, no Angry Young Man
I know my past, and I need no plan
Don't need no beatbox to fill the floor
I just click my fingers and they scream for more
I'm a regal ruler, toe the party line
I'm the King o' rap and I reign in Rhyme
I'm wiser than three, King Solomon too
He could only say "Chop the baby in two"
Wilson is wicked, James gets down
When Elvis went to Vegas he left _me_ with the crown
KYLIE SAID TO JASON [KLF 10T/P]
I was lying on the floor, with the music in my head
The Todd Terry Project was the last thing that I heard
I'd searched for the answer, there was not much to find
Then Kylie said to Jason "It's all in the mind"
But my mind was empty, Oh yeah!
and had been for a while Oh yeah!
So I said to Kylie Oh yeah!
"Jason's got some style" Oh yeah!
You got it, you got it (etc)
I'm gonna leave this party now (etc)
Trapped in a re-run of a 70s sitcom soap
"Some mothers do have them" or "The Archie Bunker Show" [1]
I was snogging with Felicity - the Good Life begins in bed [2]
Richard was in the garden, or I think that's what she said
Then in walked Skippy, Oh yeah!
the bush kangaroo Oh yeah!
And Rolf singing "Sunarise", Oh yeah!
and playing the digeridoo Oh yeah!
You got it, you got it (etc)
I'm gonna leave this party now (etc)
But Jason said to Rockman, the marriage was a sham.
With Angry singing "Suddenly", and Kylie reading Lamb
But me and Miss Kendall, we got a thing going on
But Billy Paul told us - we both know it's wrong.
Don't ask me Oh yeah!
if this party's real or not; Oh yeah!
Whatever I say Oh yeah!
will just be proved wrong. Oh yeah!
You got it, you got it (etc)
I'm gonna leave this party now (etc)
--
[1] The correct title is, of course, "Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em". But I
have transcribed the words that Kingboy speaks... (J)
[2] Another 70s/80s sitcom, "The Good Life" starred Richard Briers and
Felicity Kendall. (J)
TODO: Further footnotes if required. Does anyone NOT know who Kylie
and Jason are, or Rolf, or Skippy?
LAST TRAIN TO TRANCENTRAL [KLF 6X: LIVE FROM THE LOST CONTINENT]
OK, everybody, lie down on the floor and keep calm!
This is what KLF is about
Also known as the Justified Ancients of Mu Mu
Furthermore known as the JAMs...
All aboard, all aboard, wo-oh, woo woo! (etc)
Come on, come on, d'you wanna ride?
All aboard (etc)
Last Train to Trancentral!
Back with the heavyweight Jams!
LAST TRAIN TO TRANCENTRAL [JAMS LP6]
All aboard, all aboard, wo-oh
Last train on the fast train, destination general
Force that seems to draw me, heading for Trancentral
Still I'm seeking something, and something I am seeking
In a carriage on the fast train of the last train to Trancentral
We've been waiting for years, and now it's here.
Last train to Trancentral.
From Sample City, on the downtown line.
On the last train to Trancentral
A brand new day is dawning, a light that will anoint me
A sign from the subconcious, an angel sent to guide me
The searching will be over, the calm will now be gentle
In a carriage on the fast train of the last train to Trancentral
The KLF will take you there...
The Liberation Loophole will make it clear...
All aboard (etc)
This is what KLF is about. Also known as the Justified Ancients of Mu
Mu. Furthermore known as the JAMs.
Last train on the fast train, my destination's general
The force that seems to draw me heading downtown for Trancentral
Still I'm seeking something and there's some things that I'm seeking
In a carriage on the fast train of the last train to Trancentral
All aboard (etc)
Yeah, there's only one place I'm heading, man.
I'm going to Trancentral where I can, you understand,
Liberate and free my psyche. You know,
Balance my mind and my body.
Cause I swear I don't know whether I'm in the future or the present.
Is this the beginning or the ending?
I know that things are incidental.
The landscape may have to be accidental.
I'm still in a carriage, on the fast train, of the
Last Train to Trancentral.
Over and out.
MAKE IT RAIN [ORIGINAL/JAMS LP6]
You've been waiting, I've been waiting
We've been waiting so long
But the rain won't come, the rain don't come
The rain won't come
Hey Hey! Make it rain! (etc)
ME RU CON [JAMS LP1/JAMS 23 7"]
[This is the English translation from the sleeve of the JAMS 23 7"]
A mother sits on a slow swinging hammock,
She is singing her baby to sleep.
She wishes for the rain to fall,
From the clouds floating by.
The rain would water the rice crops and make them sprout.
Sadly she reflects on the state of her country.
In her heart is sorrow,
For her country is being destroyed.
Every day she sings to her child;
Every day her child is growing older.
She feels her child has a sad future.
Uncertain, like a river that is flowing to the vast unknown sea.
Her voice, a high wave of sound, Is carried by the air.
It shrouds the heart of those that hear it!
"This lullaby is the first lesson my baby shall have,
Teaching with the language of his country.
One day he will grow and leave me;
He will leave me to join in the fight
Against those who destroy our country."
She sits like a sad statue,
She wonders about her destiny,
And the destruction of her country.
Her baby is tender and innocent.
Why should he have to grow up In a world of conflict,
A world in which he can never be free.
MIND THE GAP [JAMS LP1 unlisted track]
<London Underground announcer> [1]
Mind the gap.
Mind the gap.
Mind the gap.
Stand clear of the doors, please.
--
[1] Some London Underground stations are positioned on fairly sharp
(by railway standards) corners, which means that when a train stops
there's sometimes a large gap between train and platform edge. After a
couple of accidents in the early 80s, London Underground decided to
record this announcement, in the most irritating and grating voice
they could muster, to be played on the arrival of every tube train at
each affected station. If you're visiting London and want to hear it
for yourself (you sad person), then at the time of writing (Mar 1999)
Bank station on the Central Line still has the original recording.
As far as I know it has now been in use for about 15 years. Spare a
thought for the commuters who get to hear it several times a
day...(which includes Jamm!n...)
NEXT [JAMS LP1]
<Samples from Scott Walker's "Next" indented>
Hold my hand, take me down
I wanna pray to God - Don't you understand?
I was still just a kid, there were a hundred like me
I followed the naked body...
23 years is a mighty long time
When the world is turning and everything's mine
The naked body followed me... Next! Next!
Watch the news - turn it off!
Down the road to the edge of the loch.
Me, I really would've liked a little touch...
I went to sea, I tried to swim
Jonah's whale said "You better come in!"
Maybe a word, just a smile
Some instant happiness, but oh no, "Next!"
I went to Mars, I was looking for a war
He said "Boy, don't you know the score?"
Love it, hate it, it's all the same
When your boat comes in you'll feel no pain
<Samples: Julie Andrews "Lonely Goatherd">
Buying, selling anything we can
Your pound of flesh is cooking in the pan!
Camels, bards [!!! or "tarts"], contract priests
All played poker by the dead man's feet! [!!! or "for the dead man's teeth"]
NO MORE TEARS [ORIGINAL/JAMS LP6]
Sunlight on a winter's day
They are driving, driving all the way
No more tears as we roll through the years
On and on and on and on we roll
The Mu Mu, is here to stay
The White Room is where they play
ROCKMAN ROCK PARTS 2 AND 3 [JAMS LP1]
<Sample> Sunrise, sunset (etc)
I'm Kingboy's Kingboy's Kingboy's
Kingboy bad and I'm Kingboy hard.
Chike's my name and here's my card
I rock the mic and rap the rhyme
Don't you mess or we'll wreck the line
<Sample> So fine, so fine
Rockman Rock - he don't talk much
Papa was bad and his bitch was Dutch
Sampling sound where others don't dare
The DJ screams "It's not fair!"
Rockman Rock drives all the chicks wild
Snake-like hair and skin-tight stride
<Sample> Everybody's gonna disco step (etc)
ROCKMAN ROCK! <many samples!> (etc)
Rockman Rock plays electric guitar
Takes a trip in his supercar
Stars in his hair shine through the night
Secrets he keeps are out of sight
Rockman Rock is the sage of sages
His wisdom is famed down through the ages
My name is !!!Jade and they call me Sky
Riding the waves with our heads held high
We came from Atlantis on a burning shell
With our 808 programmed to sell
Rockman Rock he showed us the way
We opened our giros and we threw them away
Sample City is where we belong
Move on Kingboy, it won't be long
I'm plugging you in and I'm switching you on
I'm loading in a love song, it won't take long
Our MIDI is waiting and your DX is at hand
The AMS is crashing in this sample wonderland
Rockman Rock he showed us the way
We opened up our giros and we threw them away
Sample City is where we belong
Move on Kingboy, it won't be long
(etc)
THE DISASTER FUND COLLECTION [JAMS LP2]
Forever,
Yes...
forever,
It seems that way
forever,
We'll be there
forever and ever and ever
We tried, we really tried. Crawled through the mire.
Then we burned (!!! or "found"?) it, it was all there.
It was there inside - here! HERE, INSIDE!!!
Please Kingboy, you don't have to shout
We heard you first time and we know what it's about
Rockman's in the car and he's waiting outside
We're ready to go, and we want a ride...
Yeah? You think you know what it's about? You reckon you understand?
Well that's just fine. Great.
No, I never read the book. Me, I just dig the ride...
Forever,
To the edge of time!
forever,
When the black turns to gold
forever,
That's when we'll make our move (!!! or "means" ?)
forever and ever and ever
When I wake in the morning and I look outside
I see the wind and the rain and I KNOW they're on our side
When I'm up on the moor or down by the firth
I'm pacing the cage of freedom - for all it's worth.
Please, Kingboy, the record's done.
It's time to party, time to have some fun
Rockman's got some liquor and some Dom Perignon
It's a quarter to twelve, the year's nearly rung
Forever (etc)
Please, Kingboy, can you cut all the crap
We both want to go, and leave it at that
All your thoughts and lies and "perceptive wit"
All count for nought when it gets down to it.
Please, at least a few weeks?
Forever
Look, just a couple of days?
Forever
Can we at least keep the change?
Forever and ever and ever.
Your barehead ballads and your black would-be blues
Just a show ay hands with nothing to lose.
A Credit Card Christmas and a happy New Year
The Disaster Fund Collection for the lucky
And look at you!
Please, Kingboy, there's no need to shout (etc)
Forever's such a long, long time
There's no end to the line
Beyond the edge and before the dawn
!!!And in the place they were born
You wore it well, damaged ways
The Jams have lived through every day
They were sure that they would quit
Let's get down, get on with it.
THE LOVERS SIDE
Hold me Wot you say!
We're on the Lovers Side (etc)
They say there'll be stars shining tonight
They say we belong on the run.
We say that the world will be safe tonight
They say there's no end, but the end
Intake, out-take, everybody knows it's going to break
Sometime, anytime, no more standing in the line.
THE PORPOISE SONG [JAMS LP2]
Kingboy, Kingboy, Kingboy, what's it all about?
Talk in riddles, talk in rhyme
Make no sense to the dumb and blind
When you gonna learn that it's time to go?
For 14 days and 14 nights we trawled these northern seas
Six of us and a !!!-> galley puff, in 19 foot of rust <-!!!
I was just 19, a boy aboard; Jack London was my stuff
The rest of the crew were all Buckie men, but the skipper was Hugh McDuff
In the cold and wet, the dark and rough, the work was never done
For every four hours the chain bell rang with another catch to run
Then knee-deep in fish all gasping their last, and us with our blades in
hand
We'd slit their throats and clean their pits and laugh at those on land
One night alone and up on deck, beyond old Bailey's Bank
Just me, ma soul and the roarous dance of the swirling !!!wirth!!! below
Wet wi spray and numb wi cold, and fresh bile in ma throat
I was counting the hours back to Peterhead, and my youth years lost afloat.
The draw of the deep has a mighty strong arm, and me I was prayin for wind
As we wrestled there on the starboard side that soul was ready for sin.
Then through the chunder of diesel power and crumbling cliffs of surge
I heard a cry, a sweet lament, a clarion call so strange.
Kingboy, Kingboy (etc)
The Porpoise is a mighty beast, black and sleek and wild
And there that night a chance to meet, far from the banks of the Clyde
And this is what he sang to me as he leapt from wave to wave
"Claim your crown and join the JAMs, the world is there to save"
Kingboy, Kingboy (etc)
Yeah, sometimes I know, it's all so clear.
It's time to go....
Go? Where?
It's time to go....
I'm already there.
It's time to go....
So here we are at the end of the year, like monkeys to perform
With a neat scratch here and a sample there and a snatch of macho rhyme
The twists and turns and choices made have left us what we are
Well I'm a King, I've made my choice - now let's get to the bar!
Kingboy, Kingboy, Kingboy, what's it all about? (etc)
It's time to go...
Are you taking me?
It's time to go...
Kingboy, Kingboy, Kingboy, what's it all about? (etc)
Kingboy, Kingboy, Kingboy - How do you know?
THE PRESTWICH PROPHET'S GRIN [JAMS LP2]
It was New Year's Day a year ago
The sky was black then blue
I'd been passing the time with kin and kith
Seein' the auld year through
While alehouse pundits and tabloid tarts
Could nae hear them
Was there AIDS scare here, and blood test there
And did the bishop have a view?
Rap and scratch was all the rage
It was nae last year's thing
So I wrote a rap, hummed a tune
And gave Rockman a ring
In the Benio Bunker for a couple o' days
We got ourselves a groove
Then we cut the track, had it pressed
From the Jams with love to you
!!!He got a badge!!! was their ruin
Cos they found out all they were doing
Was making it easy to be clean up men
To get the people's love, oh yeah.
Just making it easy to be clean up men
To steal what they did, oh yeah.
If you read rock rags you'll know the rest
And have your point of view
It was 'Kingboy this', and 'the Jams do that'
We were hardly out of the news
In our Galaxy custom V8 Ford
We were always on patrol
Whitney joined and Abba left
We completely lost control!
!!!They wrote their rhyme!!! while others had fun
But they found out all they had done
Was made it easy in the clean-up biz
Held on to people's love, oh yeah
They made it easy in the clean-up biz
They stole what they did, oh yeah.
<Strange scat/foreign vocal>
Now we ain't the Jams, it was a passing phase
Like love and spots and fame
Flares stroll in and hip-hop's out
In the merry-go-bollocks game
Well Mark E Smith, it's your turn now
To roll the dice and win
Now the ****'s changed, now we're the Fall!
The North has risen again!
Just making it easy to be clean-up men
To get the people's love, oh yeah
Just making it easy to be clean-up men
To steal what they did, oh yeah
(etc)
THE QUEEN AND I [JAMS LP1]
<ABBA Samples indented>
You can dance, you can jive
Having the time of your life oooh
See that girl, watch that scene
Digging the dancing queen
Every time I saw TV or I read the newspaper
There were all these stories about Stevie and a raper
The Zircon connection and the Peter Wright case
The Loony Left council with the budget in disgrace
I asked myself - What am I to believe?
When their cancer is a killer, John Player wins the league
With Masters of the Universe and Designer Death,
they all keep talking about Princess Di's dress!
Yes, it's a very nice dress
When I was younger I knew just who to hate
From the teachers in our classroom to the leaders of our state
I was registered to vote, this pleasant land's free,
So I took the InterCity for democracy and me
I was knocking at the door but they did'nae let me in
So I kicked it down and I walked right in
She was standing at the bar while Healey cut his thirst
Question Time! Mine came first!
Dancing Queen! Dancing Queen! Oh yeah!
...You can jive...
See that girl...
Dancing Queen!
I just want to know who's in control?
Is it you or God or the bloke down the dole?
Her answers were shite, but I did'nae give up
So I went to the Lords, but they did'nae wake up!
So I went to the palace, met good Queen 'Beth
She asked me to dance, said she'd like a rest
"Boy D'll be king, I'll abdicate the throne
Here's the keys to the car so YOU'RE IN CONTROL!"
Dancing Queen, young and sweet only 17
What about Charles?
I like Charles!
Dancing Queen, feel the beat from the tambourine, oh yeah
The Corgis? What? I've got to feed them?
Having the time of your life, ooh, see that girl...
D'you wanna bet?
Talking of betting, do I get to go horse racing, with the Queen Mum?!
Dancing Queen!
I lost a lot of money betting on horse racing.
Have you ever met ABBA? I'd love to meet ABBA.
They used to be one of my favourite groups!
You can da.... You can ji...
Having the time of your life, ooh, see that girl...
Dancing Queen
<Into Top of the Pops and other TV samples>
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[TODO: Footnotes]
THE WHITE ROOM [ORIGINAL/JAMS LP6]
Talk to me, talk to me
If you want to know the things we see
Then step inside our skins
The White Room, the White Room
We spin, we turn, watch and wait
As the world just creeps on by
Far below, a small boat sails,
Catching fish from the sea.
We climb the mountain, to feel the wind.
We climb to touch the stars.
WHAT TIME IS LOVE [KLF 4X/JAMS LP6 : LIVE AT TRANCENTRAL]
(Note: "motherfuckers" was cut/obscured on the 7" and LP versions)
<Sample>Right now, right now, right now it's time to....
Kick out the JAMs motherfuckers!
The lyrics'
=======================================================
CHILL OUT TRANSCRIPT [JAMS LP/CD 5]
=======================================================
Madrugada Eterna
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Through the light Come get your mojo hey
Come back fat as a rat, All the way down the east coast
Get ready I tore all the way down the east coast
I'm talkin' to you baby You!
But in the kingdom of God...
if-if-if ya need me baby
when the sun goes down to the light,
you have so much money you goin get scared
'cause I got it
[This section corrected by Jamm!n]
"seventeen-year-old Jack Askadakos was driving home to Bellmore last
night after finishing work at his father's Lindcrest diner in
Lindenhurst. According to Nassau homocide sergeant John Nolan,
witnesses saw Askadakos drag racing with another car along Merrick
Road in Wantagh. Nolan says the young man lost control and slid into
a row of stores. His body was pulled from the car by a passing
motorist after which the car exploded into flames..."
Yahoo!
A reading from Matthew Nine according to verse 22
God!
"Be of good courage, and be of good comfort! Thy faith has made thee
whole."
"Well, hello there, Mick J. Sorrenson on the all night time machine,
we're going to play some good songs tonight."
... I'm coming in
Elvis On The Radio Steel Guitar In My Soul
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
As the snow flies, On a cold and grey Chicago morn
A poor little baby child is born, In the ghetto.
And his mother cries, Cause if there's one thing that she don't need
It's another hungry mouth to feed, In the ghetto
Witchita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
"...broadcasting listening tonight. Yes I'm that preacher everybody's
talking about The Doctor Williams givin' out them red hot lessons ten
dollars
New York and New Jersey every week All the way down the east coast
>From Boston clean down to Atlanta Georgia last week I tore down the
east coast
And from somewhere I hear
do somethin' to help yourself
come get your mojo hey
go in to Atlantic City an' be a winner
go down to Atlantic City come back fat as a rat
why should you be a loser when you can be a winner
Yes ma'am yes sir I-
Doctor Williams will be in Brooklyn New York tomorrow evenin' Monday
evenin' 6 pm until 8 pm I'm talkin' to the hot red hot big money
spending
scum An' you be here 6 o'clock tomorrow evenin'
And then I hear
Bronx New York Get on the telephone Call 50 of your friends Tell all
your friends who need some help Doctor Williams comin' to the Bronx
New York
big money blessed cash nobody stop these suckers not even the devil
in hell can't stop it
I want you to know I love you
I'm talkin' to you baby
I'm talkin' to you sugar
I have a special phone number where you can call me so that I can send
you a special gift
For the next thirty minutes I'm going to give you a special phone
number
where you can call me so that I can send you a special gift this week.
Get your paper and pen ready. Now, here's the service already in
progress..."
...sorry na duzini, ali bar je text...
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...A jednom sam htio plesati...
...kao sto jos nikada nisam plesao...
...Htio sam plesati preko citava neba...
http://fly.to/partibrejkr vs. www.urban-fetish.com
ti nisi normalan. doista nisi normalan. ***MALO*** mi fali
da ti opsujem sve po spisku - no, necu to napraviti nego
cu te po lijepom i kratkom postupku predati abuse sluzbi.
nazalost, korisnik si hineta, a oni bas i ne funkcioniraju
kako spada, tako da ces se vjerojatno provuci bez ikakvih
posljedica. da si na iskonu, vec bi bio bez accounta.
ovo ne ide u privatni mail cisto zato da i vama ostalima
ne padne na pamet slati ovakve baljezgarije na hrmr.
takodjer, ako vidim jos jednu spiku o 'vodi', pocinjem
vristati i kolektivno vas sve saljem abuse sluzbi.
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uhh.......ajme koliko truda.......kopi-pejst :-))))))))
nema veze.....bitno je da je sav tekst tu........
covjece i chillout si nasao :-)))))))
e sada ima ideja za sigove :-))))
baljezgarije?????
zasto?
IMHO mislim da je jako pozitivno sto se netko potrudio staviti tekstove od l
judi koji su jedni od najzasluznijih za dostignuca u elektronskoj glazbi.
ne znam koliko imas godina, ali mislim da smo mi stariji sa zadovoljstvom pr
ocitali i sejvali ove tekstove, a mladji mozda nasli nekakv razlog da ako jo
s nisu preslusali klf, jams ili justified ancients of mumu da sada to ucine
i zaposle svoje napstere.
ok, malo je bilo predugo, ali pise ti u headeru koliko ima kb-a.......ako ti
je previse ne skidas.....
a o vodi.....pa ako nisi skuzio o cemu je rijec mailni nekom (kao sto sam ja
napravio) da ti objasni.....nitko ne grize :-))))))))
i da......ako ima jos netko kakav tekstic iz ropotarnice elektronske povijes
ti neka ga posta.....ali neka napise u naslovu koliko je velik ........post
naravno :-)))))
> ti nisi normalan. doista nisi normalan.
I nije normalan, ali u pozitivnom smislu, jer da normalan covik nebi
sastavija sve ove lyricse na kojima mu se ja, a vjerujem i cili hrmr-a
zafaljuje...
a moglo je i na binarize, ali IMO dosta ljudi to nebi procitalo, i zato je
to tu di triba da bude...grrrr...
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...just 4.2 weeks...
Ajde, polako malo. OK, vjerojatno se ti KLF textovi mogu naci na netu,
ali definitivno je lakse ovako ih sejvati nego da trazim po googlu.
Mozda je mogao ici link na site, ali ovako je sasvim ok. Sasvim je druga
stvar ako ti imas 2400bps modem pa ti se malo sporije ucitavalo :)
Napomenuo bih samo da se newsreaderi tipicno mogu konfigurirati tako da
biras koje ce se poruke skinuti.
BTW, post nije niti spam, niti komercijalni oglas, niti binary post,
niti off-topic tako da bi ti slucaj na abuse sluzbi bio dosta labav:)
> ovo ne ide u privatni mail cisto zato da i vama ostalima
> ne padne na pamet slati ovakve baljezgarije na hrmr.
> takodjer, ako vidim jos jednu spiku o 'vodi', pocinjem
> vristati i kolektivno vas sve saljem abuse sluzbi.
I zasto svi imaju potrebu raditi policiju na grupi. Ono, pa nije ovo
sada strogi simpozij. Napredniji newsreaderi imaju takodjer opciju
ignoriranja cjelog threada, koju takodjer mozes koristiti. Savjetujem ti
da pritisnes tipku F1 u svom readeru i pustis MEGA'LO MANIA - the
finest.mp3 :)
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> ti nisi normalan. doista nisi normalan. ***MALO*** mi fali
> da ti opsujem sve po spisku - no, necu to napraviti nego
> cu te po lijepom i kratkom postupku predati abuse sluzbi.
> nazalost, korisnik si hineta, a oni bas i ne funkcioniraju
> kako spada, tako da ces se vjerojatno provuci bez ikakvih
> posljedica. da si na iskonu, vec bi bio bez accounta.
Aj molim te odprdi s grupe. Dajem jaje ako 95% rulje ovdje
nema nista protiv ovakvog texta. THE KLF su legende elektr.
mjuze, al' brijem da ti to neznas kad si ovako reagirao...
> ovo ne ide u privatni mail cisto zato da i vama ostalima
> ne padne na pamet slati ovakve baljezgarije na hrmr.
> takodjer, ako vidim jos jednu spiku o 'vodi', pocinjem
> vristati i kolektivno vas sve saljem abuse sluzbi.
Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda.
Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda.
Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda.
Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda.
Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda.
Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda.
Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda.
Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda.
Happy? Kaj ti imas protiv nasih spika? Nije like da je
protuzakonito malo dvosmislenjaka ubacit.
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=====( control of the track and no one else can )=====
=====( interfere with it. (C) Liam Paris Howlett )=====
jesi ti sad burke svjestan da si 'otpjevo' sempl sa check out time-a (off of
the creeps lp)? :))
KLF su z.a.k.o.n. (sto je vrlo tesko, biti amerikanac i biti odlican) - ako
nekome treba imam White Room CD i Chill Out CD... imam i server on-line samo
nemam bas vremena...
P.S. ... hm... ti, cendravac, si na jagoru? :))))
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matija <mSkPr...@jaIgSor.srEcVe.IhLr> wrote in message
news:3AA818ED...@jaIgSor.srEcVe.IhLr...
Ne, zake?
pa poslusaj stvar.
jednom zvuci ko 'voda voda voda' a jednom ko 'nedam nedam nedam' :)
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lekke
> > > > Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda.
> > > jesi ti sad burke svjestan da si 'otpjevo' sempl sa check out time-a
> > Ne, zake?
> pa poslusaj stvar.
> jednom zvuci ko 'voda voda voda' a jednom ko 'nedam nedam nedam' :)
Hehe. Ja sam i subconscious drumber ;-)
o cemu se radi? o tome da ovi lyricsi koje je dulo vec
nekoliko puta slao (prosli put bio i upozoren) ne zanimaju
95% ljudi koji citaju hrmr, vjerovali ili ne. jos kad se
tome doda da su tekstovi mrcine i da bespotrebno trose
vrijeme, strpljenje i novac onih koji citaju hrmr (vecina
to radi offline pa skidaju _sve_ poruke kako bi ih mogli
u miru procitati) - dobija se sasvim solidan razlog za
prijavu abuse sluzbi. ne znam koliko vas je citalo
nettiquette, ali eto vam jedan malecki kopipejst sa vaznim
stvarima:
It is essential for each user on the network to recognize his/her
responsibility in having access to vast services, sites, systems
and people. The user is ultimately responsible for his/her actions
in accessing network services. The "Internet" or "The Net", is not
a single network; rather, it is a group of thousands of individual
networks which have chosen to allow traffic to pass among them. The
traffic sent out to the Internet may actually traverse several
different networks before it reaches its destination. Therefore,
users involved in this internetworking must be aware of the load
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placed on other participating networks.
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Remember, the fact that a user *can* perform a particular action does
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not imply that they *should* take that action. The use of the network
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
is a privilege, not a right, which may temporarily be revoked at
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
any time for abusive conduct. Such conduct would include, the
placing of unlawful information on a system, the use of abusive or
otherwise objectionable language in either public or private
messages, the sending of messages that are likely to result in the
loss of recipients' work or systems, the sending of "Chain letters,"
or "broadcast" messages to lists or individuals, and any other types
of use which would cause congestion of the networks or otherwise
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
interfere with the work of others.
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jos nekoliko stvari:
1) ukoliko su mi se ti lyricsi skidali i tri sekunde na modemu,
PREVISE JE! mozda su bas te tri sekunde bile kljucne da mi
tel. centrala bezveze okine jos jedan impuls (usput budi receno,
bas to je bio slucaj).
2) koliko god vam to izgledalo cudno, ovo _NIJE_ vasa grupa koju
samo tako mozete privatizirati kako vas volja. za takve stvari
imate mailing liste - u roku od 10 minuta mozete sloziti jednu
sasvim funkcionalnu listu na www.yahoogroups.com (kladim se da
liste pod imenima 'voda' i 'osamdesete' nisu zauzete), pa si
saljite ovakve gluposti. privatne poruke takodjer ne spadaju
na ovu listu - dvije, tri se mogu tolerirati, ali vise ne.
3) cak je i subject originalne poruke bio krivo formuliran:
buduci da sadrzaj definitivno ne spada na hrmr, u subjectu
je negdje trebalo capsom pisati OT, bas kao i LONG (koji
oznacava da se radi o dugackoj poruci i koji pruza mogucnost
filtriranja). no opet, prikladnije bi bilo ili staviti te
lyricse na binariese ili poslati samo link na sajt (a ocito
je kopipejst sa nekog sajta).
4) tko je god zainteresiran za tekstove KLF-ovih pjesama moze
ih sve pronaci u roku od 5 minuta na webu.
5) ukoliko netko (krivo) misli da ima sto za reci u vezi ovog,
neka ne zagadjuje hrmr nego neka mi se javi privatno.
odkada je to matija krnic "95% ljudi koji citaju hrmr"? ne sjecam se da se
itko osim tebe zalio, a barem cetvorica su rekla da zele takve stvari vidjet
na grupi.
> jos nekoliko stvari:
>
> 1) ukoliko su mi se ti lyricsi skidali i tri sekunde na modemu,
> PREVISE JE! mozda su bas te tri sekunde bile kljucne da mi
> tel. centrala bezveze okine jos jedan impuls (usput budi receno,
> bas to je bio slucaj).
jebemu, platit cu ti ja tih 20 lipa za taj usrani impuls, samo da ne seres
vise.
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ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!
> ovo ne ide u privatni mail cisto zato da i vama ostalima
> ne padne na pamet slati ovakve baljezgarije na hrmr.
> takodjer, ako vidim jos jednu spiku o 'vodi', pocinjem
> vristati i kolektivno vas sve saljem abuse sluzbi.
bad vibes, dude. ajd malo take a deep breath and count to 10. ima nas na
ovoj grupi koje i zanimaju tekstovi koje dulo posta.
Kako si samo dosao do tog podatka??
> PREVISE JE! mozda su bas te tri sekunde bile kljucne da mi
> tel. centrala bezveze okine jos jedan impuls (usput budi receno,
> bas to je bio slucaj).
Eh sada si mi dignuo zivac na krivu razinu!
Ako,seljo jedan, nemas kunu ili dvije vise za taj fucking impuls onda se
pocni kurvati po ulici i zaradi malo VISE jer nikada nije PREVISE!!!
>
> 2) koliko god vam to izgledalo cudno, ovo _NIJE_ vasa grupa koju
> samo tako mozete privatizirati kako vas volja. za takve stvari
> imate mailing liste - u roku od 10 minuta mozete sloziti jednu
> sasvim funkcionalnu listu na www.yahoogroups.com (kladim se da
> liste pod imenima 'voda' i 'osamdesete' nisu zauzete), pa si
> saljite ovakve gluposti. privatne poruke takodjer ne spadaju
> na ovu listu - dvije, tri se mogu tolerirati, ali vise ne.
bez brige,imamo i takve grupe, nisi nas bas prosvijetlio s tim komentarom!
> 4) tko je god zainteresiran za tekstove KLF-ovih pjesama moze
> ih sve pronaci u roku od 5 minuta na webu.
Isto tako mozes i ti naci neku relaksaciju za tih pet minuta na webu,pocevsi
s slikama golih striceka i teta!
> 5) ukoliko netko (krivo) misli da ima sto za reci u vezi ovog,
> neka ne zagadjuje hrmr nego neka mi se javi privatno.
>
E pa smatram da se ovo treba iznjeti javno jer ce me bar netko podrzati,sto
se ne moze i za tebe reci i tvoj post!!!
God damn...zivac radi....
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...crazy as I wanna be...
> Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda.
> Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda.
> Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda.
> Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda.
> Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda.
> Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda.
> Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda.
> Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda. Voda.
...rioja. rioja. reverend al green. deep blue morocco. the WATER on stone.
the WATER on concrete. the WATER on sand. the WATER on fire. smoke.
...dakle nismo mi jedini :)
> > Ne, zake?
>
> pa poslusaj stvar.
> jednom zvuci ko 'voda voda voda' a jednom ko 'nedam nedam nedam' :)
...isto kao i: keep on jumping = s ekipom jumping...
...sine moj, ti si kreten...
> > riplajam samom sebi u thread, ne kvotam nikoga, jer nemam
> > potrebe ulaziti u razlicite rasprave s vama.
> > o cemu se radi? o tome da ovi lyricsi koje je dulo vec
> > nekoliko puta slao (prosli put bio i upozoren) ne zanimaju
> > 95% ljudi koji citaju hrmr, vjerovali ili ne.
> ...sine moj, ti si kreten...
Nemoj tako.. ;-) Samo nema poooooojma.
...blago tebi ak ti je sin kreten :o)
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...ANAkonde su jako opasne :)
klf - amerikanci???
nece biti.....
hvala lijepo, upravo cu to i napraviti.
ukoliko vi svi skupa kolektivno zelite privatizirati ovu
grupu (a vec jeste) i ukoliko se ne zelite pridrzavati
nekih osnovnih pravila i opce usenet kulture, to se mene
doista ne bi trebalo ticati - a i ne tice me se.
dovidjenja.
E, jebi ga, sada precera.
Mislim, ljudi, inzistirate na strogo on-topic postovima i strogim
pravilima.
No, dobro, sto je on-topic za rave?
Ako netko smatra da KLF to nije, onda se moze raspravljati oko toga.
Ali, zaboga, postanje tekstova KLF-a na grupu, raspizdilo je vise ljudi
od, ne znam, trance vs. techno rasprava.
A sto se tice privatizacije grupe, threadove za koje se ispostavi da su
postali interna zajebancija uredno ignoriram (Ignore thread opcija u
Gravityju).
OK, a sada glavni dio posta.
PLIIIZ PLIIIZ PLIIIZ (na koljenima) PLIIZ PLIIZ MATIJA NE IDIIII
VRAAATIII SEEE, TKO CE BRANITI CAST GOE AKO TI ODES.
:) ne mogadoh odoljeti.
Nadam se da ovaj post uopce vise citas, da nisi vec nestao.
Ja mislim da ti shvacas stvari malo preosobno iako se potpuno slazem sa
tvojim stavom da ovdje vlada plemenski mentalitet. Tko nije clan naseg
plemena, uvijek je u krivu. Ja se potpuno distanciram od tog stava i
mislim da je svatko novi uvijek dobrodosao.
Medjutim borba za on-topicnost (koju sam i ja nekad vodio) ti je ovdje
potpuno jalova i sto prije zaboravis na to manje ces se nervirati. Neki
se trude biti on-topic, neki ne, a na zalost dominiraju ovi potonji.
Hang in there
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> PLIIIZ PLIIIZ PLIIIZ (na koljenima) PLIIZ PLIIZ MATIJA NE IDIIII
> VRAAATIII SEEE, TKO CE BRANITI CAST GOE AKO TI ODES.
Ima nas joooshh.... ;)
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fight the power!
first there was AMC -
then came zepter,
what's next? teflon?
> Medjutim borba za on-topicnost (koju sam i ja nekad vodio) ti je ovdje
> potpuno jalova i sto prije zaboravis na to manje ces se nervirati. Neki
> se trude biti on-topic, neki ne, a na zalost dominiraju ovi potonji.
ok, istina je da grupa vrvi off-topic postovima, i da i ja tome cesto
doprinosim, ali meni nije jasno kako vi dozivljavate tekstove pjesama od the
KLF kao off topic... mislim, ipak su oni jedni od svojevrsnih pionira toga
sto svi mi danas slusamo... jebeni justified aincients of mu-mu, zaboga -
zar vama to nista ne znaci?
> sto svi mi danas slusamo... jebeni justified aincients of mu-mu, zaboga -
> zar vama to nista ne znaci?
...JAMS rulez... neznaju svi sto je mu-mu i cemu ona piramida s kazicem na
policijskom autu i podmornici te zasto su prestali sa svirkom, e he :)
nema veze. whatever.
ma shit, nisam ja rekao da je KLF off-topic (uostalom, i sa cartmana ga
se dalo skinut :), ali moras priznat da je ovdje dosta stvari off-topic.
A i da si malo pogrijesio sto si poslao ogroman file ovdje, a ne ga
recimo stavio na tvoj home page. A matija je pogrijesio sto je tako
burno reagirao. I sad se svi lijepo izmirite i izljubite... :))
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> burno reagirao. I sad se svi lijepo izmirite i izljubite... :))
ok. "you guys are my best friends".. tralala ^_^
>"Orange Juice Jones" <nf...@jagor.srce.hr> wrote in message news:98jk78
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>> sto svi mi danas slusamo... jebeni justified aincients of mu-mu, zaboga -
>> zar vama to nista ne znaci?
>
>...JAMS rulez... neznaju svi sto je mu-mu i cemu ona piramida s kazicem na
>policijskom autu i podmornici te zasto su prestali sa svirkom, e he :)
>
>
vot tajm is loOoOv, oOoOv :)))))
meni su brale oni zaaaaaakon (c)!
>"Orange Juice Jones" <nf...@jagor.srce.hr> wrote in message news:98jk78
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>> sto svi mi danas slusamo... jebeni justified aincients of mu-mu, zaboga -
>> zar vama to nista ne znaci?
umalo zaboravija
bring the beat back!
i jednu legendarnu, iz vicinog podruma tamo 92-e
KLF is D ku h d, pam param pam" (c) by filefixer
Nemos ti izdrzat bez njuza, ha?
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Pozdrav, Tomislav.
"Not everyone understands this house music,
it's a spiritual thing, a body thing, a soul thing."
>> bring the beat back!
>
>Nemos ti izdrzat bez njuza, ha?
>
>
je, priznajen, gadno san se zakacija na njuze...
addict na n-tu di n tezi u beskonacno :))))))
> je, priznajen, gadno san se zakacija na njuze...
> addict na n-tu di n tezi u beskonacno :))))))
...welcome to the club prika :)))
...btw ima da te vidimo u aurore ako cemo na moniku u 4tom mjesecu, nemas
izgovora ovaj puta :)