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Tom

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Jan 30, 2008, 4:08:26 AM1/30/08
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Dode Cigo na buvljak i prodavac mu ponudi detektor
lazi za samo 100 kuna. Cigo se zacudi kako tako
jeftino, i kupi ga nakon kraceg razmisljanja. Dolazi
on kuci i u tom trenutku dolazi i sin iz skole.

Sta si dobio iz matematike? - upita ga majka sa vrata.
Pet!
''Tuuuuuuut''. - oglasi se detektor lazi.
Ma, govori, sta si dobio?
Cetiri.
''Tuuuuut''.
Mamu ti jebem, govori! - nervozno ce majka.
Jedan.
Ja kad sam isla u skolu imala sam sve petice! - doda
majka.
''Tuuuuuuuuuuut''. - ponovo se oglasi detektor.
Pa dobro, nisam, ali nisam imala ni sve jedinice.
Ukljuci se i otac u pricu:
Kad sam ja is'o u skolu...
''Tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut''. - prekine ga detektor.
Pa, dobro, da sam is'o nikad ne bi imao sve jedinice.
Ma nosi se, sta me napadas! - razurla se sin.
A majka skoci:
Kako to pricas sa ocem!
''Tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut''.


Nix.HR

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Jan 30, 2008, 4:28:03 AM1/30/08
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Homer na detektoru laľi:

http://www.natelki.net/video/1075/homer-simpson

:)))))


Ljoobo

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Jan 30, 2008, 4:37:49 AM1/30/08
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"Tom" <t...@gaikokujin.hr> wrote in message
news:fnpdt4$se$1...@magcargo.vodatel.hr...

> Dode Cigo na buvljak i prodavac mu ponudi detektor
...

> Kako to pricas sa ocem!
> ''Tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut''.

Hehe, dobar, ali meni jos bolji iz Simpsona kad je Mr. Burns upucan i gotovo
svi su sumnjivci.

Moe is strapped to a lie detector in the next scene. Eddie and Lou
administrate the test.

Eddie: Did you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?
Moe: No! [buzz]
All right, maybe I did. But I didn't shoot him. [ding]
Eddie: Checks out. OK, sir, you're free to go.
Moe: Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight. [buzz]
_A_ date. [buzz]
Dinner with friends. [buzz]
Dinner alone. [buzz]
Watching TV alone. [buzz]
All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the
Victoria's Secret catalog. [buzz]
[weakly] Sears catalog. [ding]
[angry] Now would you unhook this already, please? I don't
deserve this kind of shabby treatment! [buzz]


loCe

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Jan 30, 2008, 8:47:09 PM1/30/08
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"Ljoobo" <ljooboR...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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a ima epka u kojoj Homer ide na poligraf, i Scully (X files) ga pita:

Scully: mr. Simpson, all you have to do is anwers Yes or No to following
questions, do you understand ?
Homer: YES!! [poligraf eksplodira]

:)


bla

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Jan 31, 2008, 1:51:52 AM1/31/08
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On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 02:47:09 +0100, "loCe"
<retr...@mail.NOTinetWANTED.hr> wrote:

>
>a ima epka u kojoj Homer ide na poligraf, i Scully (X files) ga pita:
>
>Scully: mr. Simpson, all you have to do is anwers Yes or No to following
>questions, do you understand ?
>Homer: YES!! [poligraf eksplodira]
>
>:)
>

Maa daa?? Daj link brzo, niko ga vec dugo vremena nije stavio!!

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