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[Marlock]

Fighting the pirates
Insult:
Comeback: This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur!
And I've got a little TIP for you, get the POINT?
Insult:
Comeback: Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!
First you better stop waiving it like a feather-duster.
Insult:
Comeback: My handkerchief will wipe up your blood!
So you got that job as janitor, after all.
Insult:
Comeback: People fall at my feet when they see me coming.
Even BEFORE they smell your breath?
Insult:
Comeback: I once owned a dog that was smarter then you.
He must have taught you everything you know.
Insult:
Comeback: You make me want to puke.
You make me think somebody already did.
Insult:
Comeback: Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will.
You run THAT fast?
Insult:
Comeback: You fight like a dairy farmer.
How appropriate. You fight like a cow.
Insult:
Comeback: I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!
I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.
Insult:
Comeback: Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?
Why, did you want to borrow one?
Insult:
Comeback: I've heard you were a contemptible sneak.
Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.
Insult:
Comeback: You're no match for my brains, you poor fool.
I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.
Insult:
Comeback: You have the manners of a beggar.
I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.
Insult:
Comeback: I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down!
Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?
Insult:
Comeback: There are no words for how disgusting you are.
Yes there are. You just never learned them.
Insult:
Comeback: I've spoken with apes more polite then you.
I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.

Fighting the Sword Master
Insult:
Comeback: I've got a long, sharp lesson for you you to learn today.
And I've got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT?
Insult:
Comeback: My tongue is sharper then any sword.
First you better stop waving it like a feather-duster.
Insult:
Comeback: My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island!
So you got that job as janitor, after all.
Insult:
Comeback: My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me!
Even BEFORE they smell your breath?
Insult:
Comeback: Only once have I met such a coward!
He must have taught you everything you know.
Insult:
Comeback: If your brother's like you, better to marry a pig.
You make me think somebody already did.
Insult:
Comeback: No one will ever catch ME fighting as badly as you do.
You run THAT fast?
Insult:
Comeback: I will milk every drop of blood from your body!
How appropriate. You fight like a cow.
Insult:
Comeback: My last fight ended with my hands covered with blood.
I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.
Insult:
Comeback: I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape.
Why, did you want to borrow one?
Insult:
Comeback: My sword is famous all over the Caribbean!
Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.
Insult:
Comeback: I've got the courage and skill of a master swordsman!
I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.
Insult:
Comeback: Every word you say to me is stupid.
I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.
Insult:
Comeback: You are a pain in the backside, sir!
Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?
Insult:
Comeback: There are no clever moves that can help you now.
Yes there are. You just never learned them.
Insult:
Comeback: Now I know what filth and stupidity really are.
I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.
Insult:
Comeback: I usually see people like you passed-out on tavern floors.
Even BEFORE they smell your breath?


Fighting the pirates
Insult:
Comeback: Every enemy I have met, I've annihilated!
With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated.
Insult:
Comeback: You're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee!
I look that much like your fiancée?
Insult:
Comeback: Killing you would be justifiable homicide!
Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide.
Insult:
Comeback: You're the ugliest monster ever created!
If you don't count all the ones you've dated.
Insult:
Comeback: I'll skewer you like a sow at a buffet!
When I'm done with you, you'll be a boneless filet.
Insult:
Comeback: Would you like to be buried, or cremated?
With you around, I'd rather be fumigated.
Insult:
Comeback: Coming face to face with me must leave you petrified!
Is that your face? I thought it was your backside.
Insult:
Comeback: When your father first saw you, he must have been mortified!
At least mine can be identified.
Insult:
Comeback: You can't match my witty repartee!
I could, if you would use some breath spray.
Insult:
Comeback: I have never seen such clumsy swordplay!
You would have, but you were always running away.
Insult:
Comeback: En Garde! Touché!
Oh, that is so cliché.
Insult:
Comeback: Throughout the Caribbean, my great deeds are celebrated!
Too bad they're all fabricated.
Insult:
Comeback: I can't rest 'til' you've been exterminated!
Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.
Insult:
Comeback: I'll leave you devastated, mutilated, and perforated!
Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated, and infuriated
Insult:
Comeback: Heaven preserve me! You look like something that's died!
The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde
Insult:
Comeback: I'll hound you night and day!
Then be a good dog, Sit! Stay!

Fighting Captain Rottingham
Insult:
Comeback: My attacks have left entire islands depopulated!
With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated.
Insult:
Comeback: You have the sex appeal of a shar-pei!
I look that much like your fiancée?
Insult:
Comeback: When I'm done, your body will be rotted and putrefied!
Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide.
Insult:
Comeback: Your looks would make pigs nauseated!
If you don't count all the ones you've dated.
Insult:
Comeback: Your lips look like they belong on the catch of the day!
When I'm done with you, you'll be a boneless filet.
Insult:
Comeback: I give you a choice. You can be gutted, or decapitated!
With you around, I'd rather be fumigated.
Insult:
Comeback: Never before have I faced someone so sissified!
Is that your face? I thought it was your backside.
Insult:
Comeback: You're a disgrace to your species, you're so undignified!
At least mine can be identified.
Insult:
Comeback: Nothing can stop me from blowing you away!
I could, if you would use some breath spray.
Insult:
Comeback: I have never lost a melee!
You would have, but you were always running away.
Insult:
Comeback: Your mother wears a toupee!
Oh, that is so cliché.
Insult:
Comeback: My skills with a sword are highly venerated!
Too bad they're all fabricated.
Insult:
Comeback: Your stench would make an outhouse cleaner irritated!
Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.
Insult:
Comeback: I can't tell which of my traits have you the most intimidated!
Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated, and infuriated
Insult:
Comeback: Nothing on this earth can save your sorry hide!
The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde
Insult:
Comeback: You'll find I'm dogged and relentless to my prey!
Then be a good dog, Sit! Stay!
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