How to be a good Khristian Turd of a Senator? Pray for one of your colleagues to die.

[flybd5]

http://althouse.blogspot.com/2009/12/tom-coburns-prayer.html

Tom Coburn's prayer.

"What the American people ought to pray is that somebody can't make
the vote tonight. That's what they ought to pray."

Yikes. And everyone knew he was talking about Byrd:

"It was difficult to escape the conclusion that Coburn was referring
to the 92-year-old, wheelchair-bound Sen. Robert Byrd (D-W.V.) who has
been in and out of hospitals and lay at home ailing. It would not be
easy for Byrd to get out of bed in the wee hours with deep snow on the
ground and ice on the roads -- but without his vote, Democrats
wouldn't have the 60 they needed."

Clearly, God made the final call, and He came through for the
Democrats. All glory to the government, which, I trust will take care
of us until the "Death Panel"... oops, that's "Lord Almighty"... says
it's time to go.

LMAO!

[Mitchell Holman]

flybd5 <b...@bd5.com> wrote in news:8638e045-67bb-43ac-87c2-90390cb1ab26
@d20g2000yqh.googlegroups.com:

It's "What Jesus Would Do", no doubt.........

"You know, I don't know about this doctrine of assassination,
but if Venezuelan president Chevez he thinks we're trying to
assassinate him, I think that we really ought to go ahead and
do it"
Republican minister Pat Robertson, Aug 21 2005, in a What Jesus
Would Do moment.

[Palin 2012]

"Mitchell Holman" <noemai...@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:Xns9CE952CECA91A...@216.196.97.130...

> flybd5 <b...@bd5.com> wrote in news:8638e045-67bb-43ac-87c2-90390cb1ab26
> @d20g2000yqh.googlegroups.com:
>
>> http://althouse.blogspot.com/2009/12/tom-coburns-prayer.html
>>
>> Tom Coburn's prayer.
>>
>> "What the American people ought to pray is that somebody can't make
>> the vote tonight. That's what they ought to pray."
>>
>> Yikes. And everyone knew he was talking about Byrd:
>>

Now why would he want an ex KKK leader to die?

[Fiftycal]

On Tue, 22 Dec 2009 09:24:52 -0600, "Palin 2012" <bede...@pos.net>
wrote:

What makes you think he is "ex" KKK?

[Palin 2012]

"Fiftycal" <n...@abcnnbcbs.com> wrote in message
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I guess I believed him. Maybe I shouldn't .LOL

[Otto Graham's Cleats]

"Palin 2012" <bede...@pos.net> wrote in message
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"At the first sign of herpes, I slather my asshole with Carmex and keep
reapplying it about every hour."

- Jeff Casto

http://www.helium.com/items/552168-how-to-ease-the-pain-of-a-cold-sore

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[Jamir Quay]

Otto Graham's Cleats wrote:
\Everyone knows you're kOOky "Kirk Reynolds":

Good luck EVER "bowing out" of being a troll.

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Hahaha! It took me a couple of years but I did it! I trashed your newsgroup.
Filled it with spam. Drove away the old timers. Brought chaos to stupidity!
I did it!

I win!
You lose!
Cowgirls SUCK!
Pwned!

Go Niners!
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11/24/2009 10:35 PM
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[The Ugly Republican Brand is Dead]

"Jamir Quay" <s...@00.ter> wrote in message
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You don't get out of the house much, do you?

[Jamir Quay]

[The Ugly Republican Brand is Dead]

"Jamir Quay" <s...@00.ter> wrote in message

news:hgtqb5$4bl$1...@news.eternal-september.org...

> The Ugly Republican Brand is Dead wrote:
>
>> You don't get out of the house much, do you?
> Everyone knows

lol! Unlike YOU, kOOky, I'm not trying to hide anything.

[Jamir Quay]

The Ugly Republican Brand is Dead wrote:
> "Jamir Quay" <s...@00.ter> wrote in message
> news:hgtqb5$4bl$1...@news.eternal-september.org...
>> The Ugly Republican Brand is Dead wrote:
>>
>>> You don't get out of the house much, do you?
>> Everyone knows
>
> lol! Unlike YOU, kOOky, I'm not trying to hide anything.
>
>

[Jamir Quay]

flybd5 wrote:
> http://althouse.blogspot.com/2009/12/tom-coburns-prayer.html
>
> Tom Coburn's

How's the divorce coming , fatboi?

http://www.itpreport.com/upload/Juan_Jimenez_200x150.jpg

Sheehs, even a Polack dumped your lard ass...

http://www.lilianafolta.com/bio.htm

[JG]

On Dec 21, 5:55 pm, flybd5 <b...@bd5.com> wrote:
> http://althouse.blogspot.com/2009/12/tom-coburns-prayer.html
>
> TomCoburn'sprayer.
>
> "What the American people ought toprayis that somebody can't make

> the vote tonight. That's what they ought topray."
>
> Yikes. And everyone knew he was talking aboutByrd:
>

> "It was difficult to escape the conclusion thatCoburnwas referring
> to the 92-year-old, wheelchair-bound Sen. RobertByrd(D-W.V.) who has

> been in and out of hospitals and lay at home ailing. It would not be

> easy forByrdto get out of bed in the wee hours with deep snow on the

> ground and ice on the roads -- but without his vote, Democrats
> wouldn't have the 60 they needed."
>
> Clearly, God made the final call, and He came through for the
> Democrats. All glory to the government, which, I trust will take care
> of us until the "Death Panel"... oops, that's "Lord Almighty"... says
> it's time to go.
>
> LMAO!

This is frickin hillarious, the fundie prayer mojo misfires and whacks
Inwhore instead. Plus the frickin state gets nailed with a g-d damn
blizzard. Meanwhile the Victorious Union North gets a nice dusting of
snow. He-frickin-hee..haw.
A true festivus miracle !