Herbert says he is not worried he planted enough explosives to blow them zombies sky high.
So I asked him is your compound in Newfoundland?
He says yut.
Well I remember that war that the Newfie's had against New Brunswick and the Newfs intercepted a load of dynamite threw it at the enemy and the enemy lit it and threw it back at them.
The best laid plans of mice and men gang aft agley.
So what you are saying is you need some training is that it?
No one was watching the other side of the wall or gate.
That's why you were on the other side of the gate. So you could see them coming because you never knew what a door was in those days.
Back in those days a tent flap was all you had and no wheels.
Just alpacas.
Well that scenario there would be if the machine was puppetting those zombies and could he? They didn't need to shoot them in the head did they?
Is that what we might call a worst case scenario?
Did they have the right guns ammo grenades?
Any sort of strategy at all? Well the last thing they might have expected was a human ladder.
Who ever heard of such a thing.
No one watching from the watch tower?
Yet they had helicopters and military gear and everyone in Israel
except my girlfriend Bar has to be in the military as you know.
(did I just say that out loud)
She is a secret diplomat and is in the secret service undercover.
How's that top secret.
So then lets assume they are just trying to go over the top.
Like 28 days later.
28 weeks later.
Did you ever see those films?
Why am I so calm? Well to humor them I did my readiness and worked out scenarios, got some tach, made plans, worked through them, and did the math.
Didn't you?
Kinda late now isn't it? The zombies are at the gate.
And we'll be sitting in the cat bird seat.
So we know our cultural references don't we?
We don't listen to their music do we?
We don't watch movies any more and haven't for some do we?
Weren't interested in Star Trek Next generation why would we be it is not anything to do with us is it?
That's the other team.
Well you have Olympian culture and then Titan culture. Kardashian are they Olympians or is Jen an Olympian?
So then maybe they aren't planning on playing zombies just we are.
They want to play star wars next generation.
So then we take out the big boss and they turn to zombies, we take out both, they go catatonic.
Lets just suppose we want to play zombies and don't want to play Olympians VS Titans like they have been planning to do to us.
So we take out Hanuman and now they have instincts only.
Ever see anyone run out of MacDonalds like those guys?
What are the chances they will EVER get hungry enough to run?
Where will the get their water if they don't know how to turn on a tap any more than a donkey?
Once the toilet is empty how about on the street or in Jerusalem?
How long can a person survive without water in Jerusalem?
"Without drinking water your survival time is lot shorter. Experts estimate you can live for about one week without water depending on the weather conditions. However, if it's hot and dry, the estimation drops to just a few days."
Can you hide in a basement for just a few days?
You will never ever see them storm the wall I built there.
(did I just say that out loud)
So what about here? Salt water? Oh they aren't going to feel good after they go for the salt water.
Drain your pool first sign of zombies.
Oh but you might need the water not after they have been in it.
You can fill up the tub. And buckets.
One week. Can you stay indoors for one week?
Not if the place is on fire.
Drive to the country will zombies be in the country? No.
One or two but not many.
But traffic jams. Now you're screwed.
So then how will you know it is happening?
7.5 billion zombies you will know one and be living with one or more in your room your house etc.
So what will they look like at first? Like they are confused.
Can't talk, scared, calm them down, pet them if you can, lead them out gently.
Sound confident but nice and kind and gentle.
You have maybe 6 hours before they want food more then they want you at best.
Or maybe 12 or 24 before they really need to eat now.
So you have a window to get them out.
Then you have a short period of time when they are strong and hungry.
They will get weak fast.
A chair leg will be enough to protect yourself.
A baseball bat.
They can't use weapons. You can. They can't open doors.
Close them in put furniture in front of the door they won't get out they will die in there.
So really the first week gets rid of 90 percent simply because this environment will not support life for animals.
But they can eat each other.
So now what? They have lots to eat but no water to drink.
Unless you have a river near you or standing water a lake.
So lets assume you will be facing well fed zombies are they going to be hungry if the bodies are laying everywhere for them to eat?
And they will rot and smell and make them sick on day two.
They will shit themselves and get infections within 5 days.
Not be able to run much as their infections hurt their ass. Maybe they can get their pants off.
So depending on where you are might depend on your survival.
NY city? Fire would be your worst enemy.
Will there be military or police only zombie ones the signal is cut so even in deep underground bases the guy next to you will turn into a zombie.
In fact they all will since what are the percentages?
If 17 million is the correct number?
1 out of 441 real people.
What Plato was right and the number is 200 million?
1 out of 38
So then no matter where you are on earth, for every person who is real, there could be 40 zombies or 400 zombies.
So then if you see a bunch together is that going to happen? Only if they are being puppetted by the machine.
But they are sneaky and hide and spring on you. Humans are clever.
So you have probably seen movies trying to keep them away from the house with garlic on the doors why garlic on the door?
Vincent Price last man on earth, he is haunted by his gay lover, he puts garlic on the door, vampires don't like garlic wives tales garlic stinks, Vincent Prince is a Titan his gay lover an Olympian. So he was saying there that the Olympians become zombies.
And using garlic to hide that fact since people would say oh that's for Titans so both?
Well you can't tell the difference so what difference does it make?
Lets assume the worst 1 out of 400 so then get away, carry a big stick, they won't gang up on you they will fighting each other and eating each other, use a boat horn, loud noises animals don;t like fire or loud noises.
Scare them don't just play loud music make it quiet THEN LOUD.
Fireworks. pots and pans. If you had to run for the car bang pots and pans together if that is all you have.
Or get out the bag pipes...