Free Comic Book Day offer from Hogan's Alley

[Hogan's Alley]

Dear fellow comics fan:

It's Free Comic Book Day, and you know what that means! Plus, to take advantage of this offer, you don't even have to go out and engage with the humans! Simply send us an e-mail (hoga...@gmail.com) TODAY with your mailing address, and we’ll send you a FREE issue of Hogan’s Alley! No obligations, no strings attached; the only thing it will cost you is several hours as you enjoy the issue. (This offer is valid for all U.S. residents, whether you’re a current subscriber or not.) If you’ve taken us up on this offer before, you know there's only one condition: We must receive your e-mail request on Free Comic Book Day (August 14), not the day after. (As always, after that date, any requests for freebies will receive only scorn and derision.) So don't tarry!

While we have your attention, we'll tell you that we're putting the finishing touches on the long-delayed Hogan's Alley #23 (cover shown below), and we hope you'll subscribe in time to receive it. (We won't begin selling it as a stand-alone purchase until we know subscribers have their copies, as subscribers are our top priority.)

Thank you for your time and attention, and we in the Alley hope this finds you well. If you visit your local comics shop for Free Comic Book Day, we encourage you to do so safely!