Drinking Guide

[wilfred owusu-boateng]

Happy Puppy

- Wild Terrier Whiskey (liquor store)
- Cola (liquor store)

Your power increases by 0.101!
You gain 0.04 Drinking!
+.?? BAC

"You feel as powerful as a puppy! Your power is increased by
100." (temporary effect)

Purring Kitty

- Birdbath Gin (liquor store)
- Soda Water (liquor store)

Your speed increases by 0.101!
You gain 0.04 Drinking!
+.?? BAC

"You've got kitten pox! Your speed is increased by 100." (temporary
effect)

Eye Gouger

- Purple Pigeon Vodka (liquor store)
- Soda Water (liquor store, flea market)

You gain .06 Drinking!
+.05 BAC

"You poked yourself in the eye while drinking and are blinded! People
will probably be more sympathetic when you beg, but you'll probably
miss more in battle." (temporary effect)

Hedgehog

- Jaegermeister (Canbodia river)
- Red Bull (liquor store)

Your power increases by 0.101!
You gain 0.04 Drinking!
+0.?? BAC

"You've got a new haircut. Your foes might poke themselves on it if
they get too close." (temporary effect)

Jolly Gentleman

- Birdbath Gin (liquor store)
- Olive (Canbodia river)

Your power increases by 0.102!
You gain 0.04 Drinking!
+.?? BAC

"Damn you're feeling classy! Maybe now you'll get some
respect!" (temporary effect)

Amish Highball

- Boxcar Boxed Wine (liquor store)
- Cola (liquor store)

Your strength increases by 0.054!
Your speed increases by 0.027!
You gain 0.04 Drinking!
+.05 BAC

"You feel kind of Amish. You've got a bitching hat, but simple weapons
technology suddenly confuses you" (temporary effect)


Armor: Where did this bitching Amish hat come from -2000
Weapon: None

Centrifuge

- Octuple Sec (liquor store)
- Rev's Rum (liquor store)
- Birdbath Gin (liquor store)
- Purple Pigeon Vodka (liquor store)
- John Cuervo Tequila (liquor store)
- Sweet and Sour mix (liquor store)
- Cola (liquor store)

No additional stats, but you give people Radiation Sickness in fights!
(increasingly damages them)
You gain 0.12 Drinking!
+0.05 BAC

"You're oozing nuclear energy! Anyone who gets near you won't last
long..." (temporary effect)

Ten Foot Drop

- Sweet & Sour (liquor store)
- Octuple Sec (liquor store)
- Purple Pigeon Vodka (liquor store)

You gain ??? Drinking!
+.?? BAC

"You're feeling pretty wasted. Seems like they don't call it the ten
foot drop for nothing! You lose 65887 life."

Gin & Juice

- Birdbath Gin (liquor store)
- Orange Juice (sailing around Canbodia)

Your intel increases by 0.053!
You gain 0.06 Drinking!
+.?? BAC

"You're laid back. Your mind is on your money, and, conversely, your
money is on your mind. You won't lose any cash if you lose a
fight." (temporary effect)


Explore Hoburbia with this drink, but BEWARE! People equipped with a
Coffee-Soaked Mop can still hit you!!

Flaming Hedgehog

- Jaegermeister (Canbodia river)
- Red Bull (liquor store)
- Fire (Kurtz's camp, need a stick)

Your power increases by 0.129!
You gain 0.05 Drinking!
+ 0.05 BAC

"You've got a new haircut. And it's on fire. Your foes might poke and
burn themselves if they get too close." (temporary effect)

Bawling Baby

- Purple Pigeon Vodka (liquor store)
- Milk (liquor store, flea market)
- Decaf Kaluha (sailing around Canbodia)

Your begging increases by 0.021! It also seems to scare off people
when you beg.
You gain 0.07 Drinking!
+.05 BAC

"You're bawling like a baby! People will surely find this extremely
annoying!" (temporary effect)

Angry Mother

- Aunt Flo Amaretto (liquor store)
- Sweet & Sour (liquor store)

Your power increases by 0.083!
You gain 0.04 Drinking!
+.05 BAC

"You feel angry and underappreciated! Your power is increased by
20%." (temporary effect)

Filthy Leprechaun

- Muttonchop Scotch (liquor store)
- Irish Cream (sailing around Canbodia)

Your speed increases by 0.079! You gain 0.05 Drinking! +.05 BAC

"You've got a nose for riches. You'll find more cash than usual while
exploring the city." (temporary effect)

Dead Man Walking

- Rev's Rum (liquor store)
- Ruiner's Rum (liquor store)
- Octuple Sec (liquor store)
- Sweet and Sour (liquor store)
- Orange Juice (sailing around Canbodia)

You gain 0.09 Drinking!
+0.?? BAC

"You're feeling zombified. You can do things when dead that would
normally require you to be alive." (temporary effect)

Use this to explore Hoburbia, etc. without healing!! However, you
won't get credited if you stumble upon extra Wellness meals.

Sorrowful Penguin

- Zima Lite (liquor store)
- Ice (liquor store)
- Jolly Rancher (improved dumpster)

When you are attacked you win automatically, though you are still
dead. 30 minutes of effect, each attack knocks 10 minutes off, so you
can take a max of 3 hits from each drink.
You gain 0.?? Drinking!
+.05 BAC

"The world is a vampire :(" (temporary effect)

Self Immolation

- Aunt Flo Amaretto (liquor store)
- Everclear (improved dumpster)
- Fire (Kurtz's camp, need a stick)
- Crudweiser (liquor store)

Your power increases by 0.215!
Your strength increases by 0.081!
You gain 0.03 Drinking!
+.05 BAC

"You're on fire. Literally. You should probably get that looked
at." (temporary effect)

Hungry Hippo

- Purple Pigeon Vodka (liquor store)
- Decaf Kahlua (sailing around Canbodia)
- Irish Cream (sailing around Canbodia)
- Milk (liquor store)

You gain an extra meal to eat, just like at the Wellness Center! Even
better, it doesn't wipe out any active effects you have from your
previous drink!
You gain 0.03 Drinking!
+.1 BAC

"After drinking the Hungry Hippo, you feel a bit
peckish..." (temporary effect)

Errupting Volcano

- Homeless Hennessy (liquor store)
- Fire (Kurtz's camp, need a stick)
- Dry Ice (flea market)
- Red Bull (liquor store)

Your power increases by 0.105!
Your strength increases by 0.105!
You gain 0.05 Drinking!
+.05 BAC

"You're enraged! Your power, strength, and risk of stroke are
increased by 25%!" (temporary effect)

Sludge

[this is what you get when you screw up a drink recipe]

No special gains.
You gain 0.01 Drinking!
+0.4 BAC

"Bottoms up! You down all of the Sludge."