Re: This Crownsville, Maryland family shits and stinks together

[T Gold]

"Anonymous" <nob...@slug.slugish.net> wrote in message
news:401194a458648013...@slug.slugish.net...

> Belfort President Mark W. Decker (U.S. Naval Academy alumnus), let me
> tell you about this lowlife. Starts the workday between 9-10AM by
> checking work and personal email. Come 11-11:30AM, he's getting ready
> to go to the local gym to work out. Gets back in the office around 1PM
> and only then decides to take a lunch break as if the gym workout
> didn't count for a lunch break. By 1:30PM, he back checking work and
> personal email and maybe making a few entires in his family diary
> which he keeps at work on the company hard drive. Come 3-4PM, he's
> getting anxious and is looking to wrap up his workday so he can go
> home and coach soccer league for one of his three daughters. Needless
> to say, all thru-out his "playful" workday, one gets to see all his
> dirty n a s t y habits including:
> 1) scratching his balls,
> 2) stroking his c o c k,
> 3) farting (and then asking someone else if they farted),
> 4) belching,
> 5) biting his fingernails,
> 6) picking his nose (and eating the choice boogies),
> 7) scratching his ass,
> 8) picking at his toenails
> 9) coughing (he has a chronic productive cough... yuck)

Sounds like half the people in hong kong.

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Who are you and why are you stalking me?

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Dont ever ride the MTR's during rushour.

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tgol...@verizon.net