mua ha ha haa

[John Doe]

NHD is due tomorrow!!!!!! Work, Work Work!!!!! hahaha! 

[Scott Lee]

finished my part a while ago, did most of the rest a few days ago. am finished.

On Wed, Jan 11, 2012 at 7:52 PM, John Doe <jdoe3.1...@gmail.com> wrote:

NHD is due tomorrow!!!!!! Work, Work Work!!!!! hahaha! 

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HAIL EXCALIBUR!

[John Doe]

I was anticipating this. Time to be even more evil. Aren't you the slightest bit worried about a huge project worth 500% of your grade?????!!!! Mua ha ha haa! }:-{D

[Scott Lee]

not the least bit, I am 92% confident. should I be worried?

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[Tarek]

ur a real but Mr. Doe.

[John Doe]

A 92% is an A MINUS. Which is tantamount to failure. }:-{D
Just think, this one NHD project could make or break you, the only difference between clown college and a six figure salary...

Will it be enough to tip the scales at metaphorical purgatory???

Vous deviez avoir peur 

dan dan dannnn...

[John Doe]

@Tarek 

I am basking in my cruelty and jerkness.

[Noah Lincoln]

JD, stfu. mind your own state.

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[Scott Lee]

a 92 is acceptable. and nhd is not that major

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[Scott Lee]

agreed

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[Tarek]

You forgot the r in devriez

[Scott Lee]

who

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[John Doe]

Me. And fine, I'll stop here.

[John Doe]

JD lol.

[Tarek]

ugh...

[Scott Lee]

moga moga moga moga moga

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[Robert Richardson]

I have to take 3 online tests today, have 2 chapter tests tommorow and have a exam on friday all for the same class. xI

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Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.

Ronald Reagan

[John Doe]

What a jerk of a teacher.

[Scott Lee]

agreed

dang

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[John Doe]

And Scott, is that Geocaching?

[Scott Lee]

geocaching?

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[John Doe]

I guess not.

[Samuel Joyce]

Tantamount to failure for Asians maybe, but for me (due to my honorary status) it is merely disappointing yet satisfactory. Now an 89%, that is tantamount to failure.

I am planning on a JD, thank you for asking.

As I am forced to assume that French phrase is some kind of insult, que les flammes de l'Islam consument votre train de vie dégénéré (Yay for French phrasebooks and the longest insult in the "Insults" section). S'en allez ou je vous vais taquinir une autre fois (Ryan should be dying right now).

"I never meant to say that the conservatives are generally stupid. I meant to say that stupid people are generally conservative. I believe that is so obviously and universally admitted a principle that I hardly think any gentleman will deny it." 

--John Stuart Mill

[John Doe]

It's not an insult (be afraid) and I was joking about the A minus. Same for me, it's not a failure (thank goodness I have lenient parents). JD? And whoah, where'd you get that insult book? I want one.

[Tarek]

What The Hell Sam

[John Doe]

Ikr, racist.

[Samuel Joyce]

JD (Juris Doctorate). The insult books' called Wicked French. I picked the longest insult because I figured it'd be the most insulting.

"I never meant to say that the conservatives are generally stupid. I meant to say that stupid people are generally conservative. I believe that is so obviously and universally admitted a principle that I hardly think any gentleman will deny it." 

--John Stuart Mill

[Tarek]

No Like WTF. Sam That Isn't Even Funny. You Know I'm Muslim So What The Heck Is The Point Of That.

[Samuel Joyce]

It's in the book. I just grabbed the longest insult from the book.

"I never meant to say that the conservatives are generally stupid. I meant to say that stupid people are generally conservative. I believe that is so obviously and universally admitted a principle that I hardly think any gentleman will deny it." 

--John Stuart Mill

[John Doe]

You would think a book like that would curse. I know 2 french cursewords just from rading crichton.

[Tarek]

It's Still not funny. That doesnt excuse it. You knew what it said.

[John Doe]

*reading michael crichton

[Tarek]

And the fact that you would use it as an insult shows that you think islam is an insult.

On Wed, Jan 11, 2012 at 7:26 PM, Tarek <tarekr...@gmail.com> wrote:

[Samuel Joyce]

No, it shows that Howard Tomb thinks it is.

"I never meant to say that the conservatives are generally stupid. I meant to say that stupid people are generally conservative. I believe that is so obviously and universally admitted a principle that I hardly think any gentleman will deny it." 

--John Stuart Mill

[John Doe]

Actually it makes sense now that I think about it. Lots of Muslim racism in France. e.g. the thing with Burkas, the fact that the French think that the Muslims insult their culture by ignoring it and refusing to learn the language...

[Tarek]

Ok Um John I should Smack you. What you just said is wrong. In multiple muslim countries including the big one of Morocco, French is the second language.

[Samuel Joyce]

I think the dude that wrote it's actually French. And he's talking about France itself, not the Francosphere. (sides, isn't Algeria the "big one"?).

But that aside: please consider this a formal retraction, and replace all above references to the phrase in question to the phrase je n'en ai rien à foutre, espèce de dépuceleur de vierges.

"I never meant to say that the conservatives are generally stupid. I meant to say that stupid people are generally conservative. I believe that is so obviously and universally admitted a principle that I hardly think any gentleman will deny it." 

--John Stuart Mill

[John Doe]

I stand by my words. Note I never said Muslims hate French. There are a lot of Muslims who speak French as you said. I just acknowledged the presence of Islamophobia in France, not any other French speaking countries.

[Noah Lincoln]

more evidence that the French are dumbfucks.

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[John Doe]

Oh and Spaniards are saints.

[Noah Lincoln]

The Spaniards have a very very slight reason for Islamophobia. ie the muslims conquered like the entire nation way way back. but they are even worse dumbfucks in general. fyi I take Chinese.

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[John Doe]

Oh, who was it that said that they were a polyglot and said mexican spanish was all slang? 

[Samuel Joyce]

Cause Algeria is 2,381,741 square miles, and Morocco is 446,550 square miles. But if you're talking population, then it'd still be Algeria with 37,100,000 people compared to Morocco's 32,431,600 people, and Algeria's 0.07% faster population growth rate. Algeria additionally ran 251,100-297,373 million USD in GDP in 2010, compared to 151,400-152,693 million USD in GDP in 2010. Plus, the Iqvayliyen present a far less pressing threat to the continued stability of the government of Algeria than the Polisairo Front is to Morocco's. In addition, Algeria's debt to GDP ratio is 5 times lower than Morocco's, and Algeria spends 0.4% more of their budget on defense spending. However, Morocco has a higher HDI than Algeria, a higher Peace Index score, and there is a Mickey D's in Casablanca, and none in Algiers, so one could assume that Morocco's greater ties with the west and advanced networks, as well as better reputation, would give them a certain advantage in a military showdown with their neighbor.

So yes, Algeria counts as the "big one".

"I never meant to say that the conservatives are generally stupid. I meant to say that stupid people are generally conservative. I believe that is so obviously and universally admitted a principle that I hardly think any gentleman will deny it." 

--John Stuart Mill

[Samuel Joyce]

Well, people from Louisiana are saints, and that has some Spanish influences, so by extension there's a possibility.

"I never meant to say that the conservatives are generally stupid. I meant to say that stupid people are generally conservative. I believe that is so obviously and universally admitted a principle that I hardly think any gentleman will deny it." 

--John Stuart Mill

[John Doe]

Well, those populations are also heavily arabic. For a very french speaking country, turn to Senegal

[John Doe]

Well scratch that. The country in Africa with the most french speakers is...

• Democratic Republic of the Congo: 24,320,000 people can speak French either as a first or second language
• Algeria (not a member of the Organisation internationale de la Francophonie): 19,000,000 ^[8]
• Côte d'Ivoire: 12,740,000
• Morocco: 10,131,000
• Cameroon: 7,343,400
• Tunisia: 6,360,000
• Guinea: 6,000,000

[Samuel Joyce]

"I never meant to say that the conservatives are generally stupid. I meant to say that stupid people are generally conservative. I believe that is so obviously and universally admitted a principle that I hardly think any gentleman will deny it." 

--John Stuart Mill