Some Rules that NEWTON forgot to mention...

[aakash patel]

Some Rules that  NEWTON forgot to mention

Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start
to move faster than the one you are in now. 

Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get
an engaged tone. 
 

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your
nose will begin to itch. 

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the
least accessible corner. 

Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because  you
had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire. 
 

Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings. 
 

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know
increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. 
 

LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine
won't work, it will! 
 

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to
the reach. 
 
THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive
last. 
 

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss
will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.   

 

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aakash