Sarcasm at its best
Carl Leo Aryee
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor
says, "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?" The mother says,
"It's my daughter, Debbie. She keeps getting these cravings, she's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings."
The doctor givesDebbie a good examination, then turns to the mother and says, "Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but your Debbie is pregnant - about 4 months, would be my guess."
The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't be, she has never ever been left
alone with a man! Have you Debbie?" Debbie says (while keeping her head down), "No mother! I've never even kissed a man, I'm still a virgin!"
The doctor walked over to the window and just stood there staring out of
it. About five minutes pass and finally the mother says, "Is there
something wrong out there doctor?" The doctor replies, "No, not really,
it's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared
in the east and three wise men came over the hill. And there's no way I'm going to miss it this time!!!!