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doresha.s dore

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Dec 7, 2012, 2:33:22 AM12/7/12
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From: Yogegowda, Karuna <Karuna.Y...@nttdata.com>
Date: Fri, Dec 7, 2012 at 12:24 PM
Subject: Guess what this is?
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Guess what this is?
Answer -----at the end






















It's a new Prison in UK!


Prison vs Work

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

 

@ PRISON

@ WORK

You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell


@ PRISON

You spend the majority of your time in an 6X6 cubicle /office


@ WORK

You get three meals a day fully paid for


@ PRISON

you get a break for one meal and
you have to pay for it


@ WORK

You get time off for good behavior

you get more work for good behavior

@ PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for
you

 
@ PRISON

@ WORK
You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself


@ WORK

You can watch TV and play games
 
 
@ PRISON

you could get fired for watching
TV and playing games


@ WORK

You get your own toilet
 
 
@ PRISON

You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat

@ WORK

They allow your family and friends to visit
 
@ PRISON

You aren't even supposed to speak to your family

@ WORK

All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
 
 
@ PRISON

You get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners

@ WORK

You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out

You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars


@ PRISON

You must deal with sadistic wardens


@ WORK

They are called managers




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santosh mallick

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Dec 14, 2012, 10:56:30 PM12/14/12
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nice prison.I would wish to be a criminal to be in these prisons

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> ---------- Forwarded message ----------
> From: Yogegowda, Karuna <Karuna.Y...@nttdata.com>
> Date: Fri, Dec 7, 2012 at 12:24 PM
> Subject: Guess what this is?
> To:
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> *Guess what this is?* *
> Answer -----at the end*
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> It's a new Prison in UK!*
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> Prison vs Work *
> Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make
> things a little bit clearer. *
> ****
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> *@ PRISON *****
>
> *@ WORK *****
>
> You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell *
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> @ PRISON* ****
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> You spend the majority of your time in an 6X6 cubicle /office *
>
>
> @ WORK* ****
>
> You get three meals a day fully paid for *
>
>
> @ PRISON* ****
>
> you get a break for one meal and
> you have to pay for it *
>
> @ WORK* ****
>
> You get time off for good behavior ****
>
> you get more work for good behavior ****
>
> *@ PRISON*
> The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for
> you
>
> *@ PRISON* ****
>
> *@ WORK*
> You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself *
>
> @ WORK* ****
>
> You can watch TV and play games
>
>
> *@ PRISON* ****
>
> you could get fired for watching
> TV and playing games *
>
> @ WORK* ****
>
> You get your own toilet
>
>
> *@ PRISON* ****
>
> You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat *
>
> @ WORK* ****
>
> They allow your family and friends to visit
>
> *@ PRISON* ****
>
> You aren't even supposed to speak to your family *
>
> @ WORK* ****
>
> All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
>
>
> *@ PRISON* ****
>
> You get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from
> your salary to pay for prisoners *
>
> @ WORK* ****
>
> You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out ****
>
> You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars ****
>
> *
> @ PRISON*
> You must deal with sadistic wardens ****
>
> *
> @ WORK*
> They are called managers ****
>
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> *
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> Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check emails.*****
>
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doresha.s dore

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Dec 14, 2012, 11:33:07 PM12/14/12
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Den do some crime santhosh.

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