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From: Oresterenel Joseph <orest...@yahoo.fr>
Date: Fri, Mar 12, 2010 at 4:49 PM
Subject: [Haitianpatriots] Re : Times Are Tough
To: Natacha Lamour <nnla...@yahoo.com>
Cc: Boston Haitians <boston...@yahoogroups.com>, haitian...@yahoogroups.com


 

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Please read!
 
Oreste

De : Natacha Lamour <nnla...@yahoo.com>
Envoyé le : Jeu 11 mars 2010, 11 h 56 min 42 s
Objet : Fw: Times Are Tough


From: Natacha Lamour <nnla...@yahoo.com>
Subject: Fw: Times Are Tough
To: "Natacha Lamour" <natacha...@dhs.gov>
Date: Thursday, March 11, 2010, 6:46 AM
Natacha Lamour
NNLa...@yahoo.com


--- On Wed, 3/10/10, Lamour, Stanley CIV DLA DHRC-D <Stanley...@dla.mil> wrote:

From: Lamour, Stanley CIV DLA DHRC-D <Stanley...@dla.mil>
Subject: Times Are Tough
To:
Date: Wednesday, March 10, 2010, 8:43 PM

Subject: RE: Times Are Tough


The economy is so bad that:


I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail


I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked,
"Can you afford fries with that?"


CEO's are now playing miniature golf.


If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call
them and ask if they meant you or them.


Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM..


McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.


Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their
children's names.


A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico


Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.


Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.


The Mafia is laying off judges.


Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.


Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.
Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated
by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!


And, finally...


I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my

savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide
Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was
suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.



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