Arka
murtaza ali
The problem: who should get custody of the child????
Wife jumped up and said: "Your Honour! I brought the child into this
world with pain and labour so it should be in my custody."
The judge(me) turns to Arka and says "What do you have to say in your defence?"
Arka sat for a while contemplating then slowly rose.
"Your Honour. If I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes
out, whose Pepsi is it? the machine's or mine?"
Yeh sunke...Wife replied : "Judge sahab...bartan mera...doodh bhi
mera...aur usme dahi jamane ke liye 2 boond daalne se dahi bana to fir
wo dahi kiska..?
mera ya do boond daalne wale ka"
Arka replied : "Typewriter mein kagaz Maine dala, keys daba-daba kar
mehnat Maine ki, fir chithi kiski?
typewriter ki ya meri?"
Frustrated me (getting mad): "Abay saale agar Tu chithi haath se hi
likh leta to yahan par custody ki naubat hi na aati."