INSTALLING HUSBAND! - computer program!
Murali Ranganathan
INSTALLING HUSBAND!
A woman writes to the IT Technical support.....
Dear
Tech Support
,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0
to
Husband 1.0
and I noticed a
distinct slowdown
in the overall system performance, particularly in the
flower and jewelry applications
, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0
uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5
and
Personal Attention 6.5
, and then installed undesirable programs such as
NEWS 5.0
,
MONEY 3.0
and
CRICKET 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and
Housecleaning 2.6
simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3
to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
Signed,
_______ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ______
___ _______
REPLY
DEAR Madam ,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0
is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0
is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html
and try to download
Tears 6.2
and do not forget to install the
Guilt 3.0 update
.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0
should then automatically run the applications Jewelry
2.0 and
Flowers 3.5...
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband1.0 to default to
Silence 2.5
or
Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1
is a very bad program that will download the
Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT in any circumstances install
Mother-In-Law 1.0
(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0
program. These are unsupported applications and will crash
Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0
is
a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new
applications quickly. You might consider buying additional
software
to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0
and
Good Looks 7.7.
Good Luck!