Who is the dumbest?
1. A Mukiga who goes to a bank with a spanner to open an account
2. A Musoga who removes his shoes to enter a taxi
3. A Munyoro who went to bed with a ruler just to know how long he slept.
4. A Muganda who waves at a newscaster while watching TV news
5. A Musongora nurse who wakes up a sleeping patient to give him sleeping pills because she forgot to give him the medicine
6. A Mutooro who lowers the volume of his TV because he wants to read a text message
7. A Munyankole who climbs a tree to check on ripe mangoes then comes down and start throwing stones aiming the same mangoes.
8. A Mugisu who polishes his shoes to take a passport size photo
9. A Mufumbira who sprays himself DOOM to chase away mosquitoes. |