[Guiness the Quaker] The Guiness Song

[Guiness the Quaker]

The housekeepers keep me quite entertained. They've come up with a song about yours truly. It's actually an adaptation of 'The Quaker Song' which is sung to the tune of "I'm a Little Teapot."

Guiness is a quaker
Green and stout.
Open Guiness' cage and
let Guiness out.
When Guiness gets excited
Guiness will squawk
So ruuuuuub Guiness' tummy and
Guiness will talk.

While I'm on the topic, I've come up with a little song for Pepe:

The big dumb bird himself.

Pepe is a conure,
Green and stout.
Close up his cage;
Don't let him out.
He screams when he's excited,
But he doesn't talk.
So whack him with a newspaper
Or a rock!

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Posted By Guiness the Quaker to Guiness the Quaker at 2/09/2009 07:00:00 AM