Humor: Dog Property Rules

[Criminal Justice Major Extraordinaire]

Sent: Thursday, September 04, 2014 11:09 PM

Subject: Humor: Dog Property Rules

Dog Property Rules
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
6. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway.
7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
9. If you are playing with something and you put it down,
it automatically becomes mine.
10. If it's broken, it's yours.