Fwd: Hair cut & Sarkari barber
Ramachandran K.G
From: "PM Ramakrishnan" <pmramak...@gmail.com>
Date: 12 Nov 2013 18:19
Subject: Fwd: Hair cut & Sarkari barber
To: "Babu Kamath" <babu....@gmail.com>, "jayaram pp" <jaya...@yahoo.co.in>, "Jairam K" <kad...@gmail.com>, "Rajendran K. K." <k.k.raj...@gmail.com>, "Ramachandran K.G" <rkg.a...@gmail.com>
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Subject: FW: Hair cut & Sarkari barber
Blessed are those who can give without remembering, and take without forgetting.
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.'
The florist was pleased and left the shop.
When the barber went to open his shop the next morning there were a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later a merchant comes in for a haircut and when he tries to pay his bill the barber again replied 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The merchant was happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you ' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a Politician came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill the barber again replied 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Politician was very happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open up there were a dozen Politicians lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.
BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON!
If you don't forward this you have no sense of humour.
Nothing bad will happen. However, you must live with yourself knowing that laughter is not in your future.
Now send it to everyone you know.
Sarkari barber.
While hair cutting, official Barber asked Kapil Sibal, ‘’What’s this Swiss Bank issue?”
Kapil Sibal shouted, “YOU, you are cutting hair or making inquiry?”
Barber: Sorry Sir, I just asked.
Next day, while cutting the hair, he asked Pranab Mukherjee, “Sir, what’s this Black money issue?’’
Pranab shouted, ‘’Why did you ask me this question?’’
Barber: ‘’Sorry Sir, just asked you’’
Next day, CBI interrogated the Barber, ‘’Are you an agent of Baba Ramdev?’’
Barber: No Sir.
CBI: Are you the agent of Anna?
Barber: No Sir.
CBI: Then while cutting the hair, why you ask Congress Ministers about Swiss Bank and Black money issues?
Barber: Sir, I do not know why, when I ask about Swiss Bank or Black money, Congress Ministers’ hairs stand up straight; and that helps me to cut the hair easily; that’s why I go on asking.
